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Gaming / Re: Halo is dead
« on: February 26, 2017, 05:31:40 AM »
The last good Halo game was released a decade ago.
I can't believe its been nearly 10 years already since Halo 3 released.

We're getting old.

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The Flood / Re: Do you remember the
« on: February 25, 2017, 03:27:18 PM »
Earth Wind and Fire is so dope

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The Flood / Re: I had the weirdest fucking dream tonight (TL,DR in the end)
« on: February 25, 2017, 03:13:03 AM »
Fuck off furry
hey I can't control my dream alright
I had a dream where some guys were gonna shoot up my house. Then I realized "Hey this is a dream!" then my palm trees fell on their car, causing it to explode then all of a sudden it was night time then I was inside Mass Effect 2 talking about butt holes and then I woke up

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Gaming / Re: What's the worst thing you've said about Nintendo...
« on: February 25, 2017, 03:07:59 AM »
Don't know if I ever really talked shit about Nintendo in my lifetime. I'd probably just tell him to stop with the gimmicks that nobody likes.
It's dumb shit, but you can't forget about the target audience. I'm not aware of any actual stats on this, but your average Nintendo (DS) player is probably 7 years old and doesn't care about competitive breeding or features interesting to us. They want those silly gimmicks, play with pokemon and all that jazz. 

It sucks, but these are essentially kids games with certain features, nostalgia or gameplay elements that make them attractive to adults and late teens as well. I don't like them either, but I doubt Nintendo would keep putting them in if they didn't have some pretty good idea of exactly what their kid player base wants.
Fuck kids

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The Flood / Re: I had the weirdest fucking dream tonight (TL,DR in the end)
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:58:54 AM »
Fuck off furry

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I finished Mass Effect 2 and I just noticed that the game has a orange hue to it. It's not annoying or anything but its just very noticeable and I can't believe it took me this long to see that. However for a game that came out in very early 2010, overall it still looks pretty damn good.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 25, 2017, 12:27:01 AM »
This fucking lobby voted for Territories on Standoff rather than Slayer on Sidewinder and Multi Flag on Coag

Still better than the people who, to this day, vote for AR starts on Big Team
>mfw this one time I was playing, the lobby I was in voted for Isolation over Beaver Creek and Hang Em High.

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I can't wait to use that California high-speed rail in 2050 when its finally done

Spoiler
Seriously tho, I hate Jerry Brown. Bring back Schwarzenegger.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you tell her you're an efilist
« on: February 25, 2017, 12:20:34 AM »
I thought that said Elfism

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Gaming / Re: What's the worst thing you've said about Nintendo...
« on: February 25, 2017, 12:18:25 AM »
Don't know if I ever really talked shit about Nintendo in my lifetime. I'd probably just tell him to stop with the gimmicks that nobody likes.

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Gaming / Re: Splitscreen confirmed for H6.
« on: February 25, 2017, 12:16:33 AM »
Well good. Removing it was the most retarded fucking decision.

It's what happens when they start trying to please the E-Sports crowd that's never coming back.
Can't please a crowd that was never there in the first place

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The Flood / Re: >What I learned in boating school is_________
« on: February 25, 2017, 12:16:06 AM »
WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 24, 2017, 11:25:06 PM »
This fucking lobby voted for Territories on Standoff rather than Slayer on Sidewinder and Multi Flag on Coag

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 24, 2017, 11:01:58 PM »
Mustard Beef Collection still full of nubs

No competition at all

Wanna see something funny? Go into the Halo 4 playlist: be the first to pick up a shotgun or a Beam Rifle. IT will legitimately be as if you are hacking.
Lol who the fuck votes and plays Halo 4 in the MCC

Everyone just picks Halo 2 and 3 and I go 30-2 every match. Out of 60 games I've played only 1 time CE won the vote and H2A won a couple times.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 24, 2017, 10:05:09 PM »
Mustard Beef Collection still full of nubs

No competition at all

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The Flood / Re: Boomdeyadah
« on: February 24, 2017, 09:29:22 PM »
Boomdeyadah pls stay on Sep7

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 24, 2017, 04:01:54 PM »
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sometimes I do think we tell a little bit too much story in our games

Ah, seems like they want to take the Reach route in terms of campaign.

The midgame plot twist in Halo 6 will be that Cortana had a Guardian and an entire Promethan army cloacked onboad the Infinity the entire time. Just don't ask how they got there in the first place.

"The Prometheans are on the Infinity" in the most bored, uninvested voice acting ever.

TBH I still dont find that line delivery that bad IMO. There wasnt really need for him to be freaking out, and he was a Spartan III after all
You must have been dropped on your head as a baby if you think nothing is wrong with that line delivery.

Joe Buck would have put more emotion in it... and he has as much emotion as a brick wall.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone hear about that alien picture on 4CHAN?
« on: February 24, 2017, 03:09:36 PM »
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Hey man how have you been? Good to see you post back on here.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 24, 2017, 03:09:08 PM »
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sometimes I do think we tell a little bit too much story in our games

Ah, seems like they want to take the Reach route in terms of campaign.

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Serious / Re: No threads about the new planets?
« on: February 24, 2017, 03:07:10 PM »
Let's get to that mass relay out by Pluto now

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The Flood / Re: Anyone hear about that alien picture on 4CHAN?
« on: February 24, 2017, 03:04:39 PM »
Who cares about that picture? I still have bad luck because years ago I forgot to copy/paste a paragraph on 10 videos on youtube.

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Gaming / Re: Todd FINALLY admits it!
« on: February 24, 2017, 02:51:06 PM »
+10000

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The Flood / Re: who made these threads
« on: February 23, 2017, 08:20:08 PM »
The wrestling one was Whorra hahaha

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 23, 2017, 05:16:09 PM »
Bonnie just confirmed that splitscreen is confirmed for any futute Halo FPS games.
http://www.readyuplive.com/2017/02/bonnie-ross-halo-fps-titles-will-split-screen-going-forward/
Nice to see them bringing back a basic feature that was in every Halo game prior
As long as you don't complain when the game is at 480p/720p when playing in splitscreen
I just want my money that I spend on the game to go to the professional Halo tournatments that nobody gives a fuck about instead of it going into improving the actual game

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The Flood / Re: Had a nightmare last night
« on: February 23, 2017, 03:05:48 PM »
That's going to the norm in about a decade unless The Crusades 2.0 happens

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The Flood / Re: anyone here write and understand japanese?
« on: February 23, 2017, 02:53:45 PM »
Shin Gojira

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Gaming / Re: GwG March
« on: February 23, 2017, 02:52:21 PM »
Holy fucking shit EVERYBODY GET HEAVY WEAPON CUNTS

I'm not shitting you, that game is an absolute gem.
This

That game is the shit. The survival mode with 4 people is intense as fuck.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 23, 2017, 02:10:58 PM »
Bonnie just confirmed that splitscreen is confirmed for any futute Halo FPS games.
http://www.readyuplive.com/2017/02/bonnie-ross-halo-fps-titles-will-split-screen-going-forward/
Nice to see them bringing back a basic feature that was in every Halo game prior

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The only time Spy Kids really made you think

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The Flood / Re: Blast from the past
« on: February 22, 2017, 03:50:43 PM »
He's revenge fapping to Felicia

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