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Gaming / Re: Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated
« on: June 25, 2020, 07:46:07 PM »
it's quite neat that the game has a small amount of freedom when it comes to the stages you do. after jellyfish fields, i
Spoiler
went to goo lagoon and completely skipped over downtown bikini bottom. i didnt mean to, but i just forgot dbb WAS there, to the left of spongebobs house

the constant loading after every death is pretty annoying. i like to horse around, try to get places im not supposed to, but the loading makes me be more careful. which i understand but still
You can skip entire areas of the game.

If you get stuck in a section you can always travel somewhere else.

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Gaming / Re: Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated
« on: June 25, 2020, 02:04:12 PM »
They fucken did it

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 24, 2020, 07:42:25 PM »
hahaha ready to fight the covenant again because we can't be assed to think of anything interesting as enemies?
I’d rather fight nothing but Drones instead of Prometheans

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 24, 2020, 03:03:14 PM »
It's The Banished which I'm okay with. That faction was done really well.

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Gaming / Re: Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated
« on: June 24, 2020, 02:43:26 AM »
ive played for a bit now and it's pretty fun

it really does remind me of the movie game, which i loved
The movie game’s gameplay came from BFBB.

BFBB was the more complete game because it was based on the whole show instead of just the movie.

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Gaming / Re: Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated
« on: June 23, 2020, 03:18:36 PM »
YouTube

They said he was gay because dude LGBTQWTFBBQ month lmao

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Gaming / Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated
« on: June 23, 2020, 03:09:38 PM »
The game just came out and I've played it already for an hour. Here's the things I've noticed:

- A lot more loading screens during gameplay. Whenever you would die in the original version the game would reset instantly with no delay. There's a small delay when you die in this new version.

- I don't know if its just my controller but every time I press A to further the conversation with someone, it will skip dialogue entirely from characters and go right back to gameplay.

- The game crashed on me twice in 54 minutes of gametime. The game would crash on me in the pause menu for some reason.

Other than that the game is gorgeous and plays just as well as the original version. I can't wait to get deeper into the game to see how the rest of it looks.

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Gaming / Re: Perturbed Pablo just got Me Too'd
« on: June 23, 2020, 03:42:11 AM »
The accusations are just gonna fly off to the right and explode

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The Flood / Re: It's summer in FL and the AC is out
« on: June 23, 2020, 02:33:55 AM »
I was in the desert in California/Nevada this weekend and it was fresher and nicer compared to where I live where its gonna be 100+ degrees and up the whole week

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The Flood / Re: Be honest, who here still hasn’t seen my ass?
« on: June 20, 2020, 12:18:12 AM »
I clicked the spoiler and what was seen cannot be unseen. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go get into my car and drive myself into the nearest canal.

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Gaming / Re: Memepunk 2077 pushed back to November
« on: June 19, 2020, 09:52:26 PM »
Does anyone else just not care about this game or is it just me

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The Flood / Be honest, who still hasn't seen Wrestlemania 22?
« on: June 19, 2020, 07:35:14 PM »
YouTube

Please just take my recommendation and watch this fantastic pay-per-view if you haven’t yet. But if that’s not enough, take a look at this video above. It excellently sums up what’s so great about this PPV, and I want to actually challenge Verbatim’s argument from his Evangelion review about themes in this post.



Wrestlemania is the Super Bowl of WWE with plenty of comedic elements and wrestling matches. It takes place on April 2, 2006 George W Bush-era America, in the Ruthless Aggression Era of WWE which many consider when the company had its best in-ring talent. It has a huge cast of interesting characters, some appearing in only one match, some appearing in two, and one set of wrestlers extremely important but essentially Main Eventers, who appear in all the matches. Despite how muddled this may sound, it never gets bogged down and you’re never at a lull where you’re asking “wait, who is this mid-carder again”?

The wrestlers and their characters make the show, in my opinion, but make no mistake - the story lines of the matches is one of the most well-crafted ones where you’re never confused, but always wanting more. The only time you might be scratching your head is at the end of the Triple H vs John Cena match, as, fair warning, it’s more of a “the wrong guy won” situation that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense on first viewing except to the most eagle-eyed viewer. I always tell people that no, you can’t skip the first match, as it expertly sets up the match card and the tone, but the first aspect of a concise, serialized story begins in the Money In The Bank match.

The PPV is almost, almost like a “Pulp Fiction meets a mafia movie meets the genius mind of Vince McMahon”, in a way. That’s just a simple comparison, though, and the PPV itself is unique and unlike anything you’ve probably seen.

This show makes me disagree with Verbatim’s idea that themes make a story. He said that without themes, without the tomato in the sandwich, a story is just bread. That may be the case with most stories, yes. That may be the case when a story is trying to illustrate a larger point or provide some larger reason for you to watch it - for Verbatim, he likes to walk away from a story with some takeaway he can apply to his life, to feel like his time wasn’t wasted.

I can understand that, but really, do you need a theme or lesson to have something to apply to your life? What about a “I relate to this wrestler and the things they went through in this story remind me of things I’ve gone through in my own life”? What about “their arc and how they changed, and how they resolved the crisis they were in has given me new insight on how to combat my similar life situation”? I’m mainly speaking to Verbatim in this paragraph, because for most people, merely the promise of watching an incredible, high-quality show is its own reward. What I’m saying is that you don’t need a theme, or to be taught a lesson, to take something away from a show or film. The wrestlers themselves can be what you take away.

Verbatim compared shows to a sandwich - the tomato being the themes/lessons, and the bread being the vehicle - the plot and characters - on which those lessons are served. Wrestlemania 22, as I said, is unlike any PPV I’ve ever seen, and I think an exception can be made. Wrestlemania 22 is like an entree of tastiest potato chips you’ve ever tasted. Not some Lays bullshit - the genuine article, made by some renowned Southern cook and served to you in a fancy restaurant. Are they a sandwich, are they good for you? Not really.  They’re still deep fried and covered in salt and seasonings and all that. They have no health food content (i.e. themes, lessons, deeper meaning), but goddamn they are delicious. Goddamn you will reach for one after the other, and they’ll be gone as fast as you can consume them. And while they didn’t do anything for you on a health food level, goddamn you’ll remember that dining experience, eating those chips, for a long, LONG time.

WWE takes its characters and narrative very seriously, and everything is very consistent. But it also doesn’t pander to you pretending to be something it’s not. It’s definitely not an Evangelion or something like All Elite Wrestling. If I had to reach and guess the overall themes of the show, they would be “Big Time”. The show goes out of its way to reward the wrestlers who try to do the right thing, make the morally neutral ones reconsider their lives, and punish the outright monsters. There’s a sense of camaraderie in each match, working together to defeat this darkness that looms over everything. And in the end of the show, there’s yes, a sense of familial love that these non-related wrestlers have developed toward each other.

You will love the wrestlers that’s for sure. You’re connected with them and want to see them triumph over their foes almost immediately. Even the “villains” are endearing and charming (except for literally two who are meant to be Randy Orton and Mark Henry). Anyway, this isn’t really a PPV that even has themes, and the three I listed above are almost more like plot fixtures than themes. It’s not a pretentious show, even if it might seem that way initially. Just give it a chance and you’ll enjoy it - I promise, on the honor of The Iron Sheik  ;)

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 17, 2020, 04:54:13 AM »
didnt 343 say they were looking to fix ce so that it's comparable with the xbox version, and not the gearbox port?
or was i just imagining things
It took them 6 years to add the classic sounds for CE in the MCC so what do you think

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The Flood / Re: Post your vehicles
« on: June 17, 2020, 04:48:12 AM »
BUMP

Put a s-type catback exhaust system in my car. Sounds way better and a little more aggressive. Thinking about getting a new throttle body then getting a tune to make everything run way better.


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The Flood / Re: So I was away for a while, what's everyone up to?
« on: June 12, 2020, 03:24:15 AM »
survivin' ya know
Hey you, you're finally awake

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2020, 01:54:17 PM »
ODST firefight is coming to MCC. It will be broken of course, but hey at least they're finally adding it
Can't wait for the Skulls to not work properly, enemies never respawning, and the lag to make the game unplayable

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Gaming / Re: Command and Conquer Remastered Collection
« on: June 09, 2020, 02:24:20 AM »
This game is seriously one of the best remasters I've ever played. They added minor gameplay additions that weren't in the original game like queuing up multiple units at once and showing you your control groups. These small additions are great.

The amount of love they put into these remastered versions is greatly appreciated. I hope we get Red Alert 2 and Tiberian Sun in the future.

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The Flood / Re: A big ass moth descended
« on: June 09, 2020, 01:20:04 AM »
Where are you hiding Mothra's twin fairies you creep

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The Flood / Re: What shows have you been watching lately?
« on: June 07, 2020, 05:03:02 PM »
I watched Arrow years ago until I stopped after season 4 cause that season pissed me off.

I decided to give the show another chance recently with season 5 and season 6 and those were so much better.

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The Flood / Re: Is it furry July or furry June
« on: June 07, 2020, 04:54:05 PM »
It's Furry fucken Never

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Gaming / Command and Conquer Remastered Collection
« on: June 07, 2020, 02:18:08 AM »
It's the first C&C game and Red Alert in one package and it just recently came out on Steam.

This game takes me back but jesus christ it's difficult as hell but still fun to play.

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck do people have beards?
« on: June 06, 2020, 06:11:50 PM »
Sorry you can't handle it

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Serious / Re: Justifying Riots
« on: June 03, 2020, 02:39:20 AM »
really need gal gadot to make another imagine video rn
We need Kendall Jenner to make another Pepsi commercial

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The Flood / Re: Is Cheat dead?
« on: June 01, 2020, 10:35:37 PM »
Okay Deci

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The Flood / Re: girls suck
« on: June 01, 2020, 04:56:27 PM »
Women ain't shit

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Gaming / Re: You guys ever play LoL
« on: June 01, 2020, 04:55:25 PM »
League of Legends is one of those games where I have to play in short bursts to get enjoyment out of it. I can't play this game for hours every single day like some people do because the community is cancer and the game itself can be extremely frustrating to play sometimes.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: May 31, 2020, 04:30:50 AM »

He actually spelled Spartan right this time

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Serious / Re: Justifying Riots
« on: May 30, 2020, 04:40:38 AM »
Gonna go to the local protest tomorrow with a "PORK FAT RULES" sign and hope to get on the news

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Fedorekd where you at

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