Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Jono

Pages: 1 ... 909192 9394 ... 617
2731
The Flood / Re: Your Favorite Quotes from your favorite characters
« on: December 22, 2017, 02:50:39 PM »
We're gonna have the Hap-Hap-Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kaye! And when Santa  squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.

2732
The Flood / Re: Official capeshit movie ranking thread
« on: December 21, 2017, 10:32:38 PM »
The Iron Giant > All super hero movies

2733
The Flood / Re: Cynicism vs Optimism
« on: December 21, 2017, 03:50:42 PM »
oh yeah i forgot to inb4 the idiots who claim to be "realists"
thanks
i'm a REALIST

that's why i voted for trump, because i only see REALITY yo
the realest of niggas
if you have depression you deserve to have it
love you too verb
So that's how its gonna be huh?

2734
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 03:33:08 PM »
Weird alien shit in the new Star Wars:

- Rathtars in TFA
- Tentacle monster in Rogue One
- Alien Tits in TLJ

Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.
were just gonna flat out get an alien dick that landos gonna be sucking when finn comes to find his father
the milky bobe alien wasn’t that weird it’s just the way they used it
Ah yes, the family-friendly franchise known as Star Wars has a scene where one of the most iconic characters in the franchise milks a 4-tit alien creature. Totally not weird at all for anybody, especially entire families with little kids watching.

2735
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:48:01 PM »
Weird alien shit in the new Star Wars:

- Rathtars in TFA
- Tentacle monster in Rogue One
- Alien Tits in TLJ

Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.

2736
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 03:14:06 AM »
A moment of silence for the only decent commanding officer in the First Order fleet.
I want to like Hux's actor but he plays him so over-the-top to the point of hilarity. He doesn't have that relatively calm and cool factor to him like some of the Imperial Officers had from the OT, like General Veers.

2737
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:53:52 AM »
It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character
I may be in the minority(and nitpicky) but I didn't like how he just tosses aside his lightsaber when Rey gives it to him
Yeah I thought it was a bit too comedic the way he did it.

Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk
I felt like it was just a way to give Porgs more screen time

2738
Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:51:50 AM »
YouTube
>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again
>you will never see 300,000+ people online playing Halo ever again on a consistent basis
>you will never see Social Slayer have a population over 75,000 ever again
>you will never be able to see shitty pictures in people's file shares before a match starts

2739
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:46:02 AM »
It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character
I may be in the minority(and nitpicky) but I didn't like how he just tosses aside his lightsaber when Rey gives it to him

2740
The Flood / Re: Why do you fucking losers use 4chan?
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:52:05 PM »
I have seen the Giants win two and 3 appearances..
Even the worst CoD players get to 10th Prestige eventually

2741
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:14:43 PM »
Like wow, I get that people hated the supblot and the things her character did (me included) but damn, no need for this.


Did CMD write that?

2742
The Flood / Re: Why do you fucking losers use 4chan?
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:12:13 PM »
>it's a Faliz is out of the loop episode
Giants fans have nothing else to do

Cowboys fans are missing the playoffs and don't even have a good pick. A hearty kek to that
The Giants are gonna miss the playoffs every season for many, many years

2743
The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 20, 2017, 03:40:34 AM »

2744
The Flood / What are your top 3 movies that released this year
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:50:39 AM »
For me:

Blade Runner 2049
Dunkirk
Logan

2745
The Flood / Re: Why do you fucking losers use 4chan?
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:43:10 AM »
>it's a Faliz is out of the loop episode
Giants fans have nothing else to do

2746
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 19, 2017, 02:57:49 PM »
Spoiler
Holy fuck I hated how they made Luke act in this film. Sucks to also find out he never actually left the island, then he dies. Jesus Christ. I feel like the most obvious no-brainer things people expect like having luke han and leia reunite onscreen are somehow the fan service things they fuck up. Didn't happen in TFA. But it's so obvious to do that but they can do every other thing. And now Han is dead, Carrie Fisher is literally dead, and now Luke, so that's impossible now. They just need other people to make these movies, they cannot do it right.

Also was hoping they'd tone down on the jokes and make Finn less comic-relief, instead that's all he is. So I hate this character now. Worst part about this movie was Rose, she can just die.

The Snoke Throne Room scene was one of they hypest movie scenes ever to me, so there's that.
Spoiler
I was ready to see Finn go full Independence Day on that giant cannon but NOOOOO

That bitch Rose had to ruin everything just to be with Finn for a little while longer and say some cheesy shit while her friends are about to be killed

2747
The Flood / Re: Jono
« on: December 19, 2017, 02:10:44 PM »
I believe it was around this time in 2007 when my brother and I convinced my mom to open my christmas present early and it was an Xbox 360 with Halo 3 and CoD4. Still the best christmas I ever had and probably will have.

2748
The Flood / Re: >he thinks masculinity is good
« on: December 19, 2017, 01:58:17 PM »
This is how you get raped by Das

2749
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 06:57:21 PM »
The Han Solo film is going to fucking suck.

I just want to see how accurate these guys are.

YouTube

The movie has already gone through like 3 different directors already and had tons of reshoots.

2750
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 06:08:23 PM »
The more I think about this movie, the more it disappoints me. Perhaps I need to see it again.

2751
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 04:28:02 PM »



They must have looked at that chart with all the largest sci-fi ships and said "Hey, we should be on this too!"

2752
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 03:25:15 PM »
The next movie is the Han Solo one... you know, the movie EVERYONE asked for

Yay...

2753
Gaming / Re: Worst Game of 2017?
« on: December 18, 2017, 03:01:02 PM »
How? How do you mannage to fuck up when you literally just had to coppy-paste old Cod weapon stats and weapon models?

This isn't even like MCC where they had less than a year and a budget of of fingernail dirt to Port 4 games on to new hardware while still building Halo 5.

It's just CoD without all the new shit. You've been doing this shit since the dawn of time. The game is already made. How do you fuck that up?
It's made by Sledgehammer, they are incompetent and flat out retarded when it comes to making CoD games. Don't let the WWII-theme fool you because this game is hands down one of the WORST CoD games ever made.

And stop believing the "3 year development" lies that Activision says because WW2 was datamined and people found exo suits and advanced movement in the game's code. This leads to the speculation that this game was developed in an extremely short amount of time after the backlash that IW got. It all adds up because the game is horrendously buggy and extremely lacks polish in all areas. Advanced Warfare 2 was rumored to already be in development at the time of IW's pre release and post release.

Activison knew that people are sick of the future stuff and slapped this clusterfuck of a game to try and make up all the money they lost with IW.

I played the game for 2 weeks and stopped because of how bad it is and I'm not gonna wait for any fixes because the damage has already been done.

World at War is nearly 10 years old and the fact that a game that old is better in every single category than the new one that has the same setting is embarrassing.
As someone who worked on CoD - I can confirm, they DO take three years a pop. Just because they found traces of IW in the WW2 code, just means that they are not stupid enough to throw out an engine and write a fresh one. Objects are not deleted because some thing depend on the object count. To save time, they might remove the asset but keep the reference. Going through every routine to check what it (and how many) things it expects would take a lot of time.

You worked on CoD?
Black Ops 3.

2754
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 01:08:01 AM »
Do you guys think that RomanGladiator gave up on another girl to see this movie

2755
The Flood / Re: Jono
« on: December 18, 2017, 12:04:01 AM »
eww old people
>he barely graduated high school LMAO

2756
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 17, 2017, 07:21:58 PM »
Godspeed you glorious bastard
Spoiler

Spoiler
tbh he should have been the one to kamikaze the Supremacy
Should have been Leia tbh

I understand why it wasn't, given Fisher's death.

Spoiler
I think she should have died in space, but at the same time I liked the "reunion" with Luke.
Spoiler
Leia's bridge getting bombed and seeing her rag-doll out into space was hard to see, it's even more horrible to witness since Carrie Fisher is no longer with us. Having her be killed off like that would have been brutal as fuck.

2757
Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: December 17, 2017, 07:05:47 PM »
inb4CMD

2758
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 17, 2017, 06:53:55 PM »
Godspeed you glorious bastard
Spoiler

Spoiler
tbh he should have been the one to kamikaze the Supremacy
Spoiler
Yeah, Jurassic Park lady annoyed me. At least she's dead and we won't see her ever again.

2759
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 17, 2017, 06:43:01 PM »
Godspeed you glorious bastard
Spoiler

2760
The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 17, 2017, 04:41:49 PM »
I hope Lando stays the fuck away


Because he'll just die if he shows up
Either that or Billy Dee Williams will die of old age

Pages: 1 ... 909192 9394 ... 617