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The Flood / Walked into a gun store for the first time today
« on: December 31, 2017, 01:31:12 AM »
I wasn't gonna buy anything, I just asked questions and saw some people in the shooting range shoot.

I might go back in a few weeks and buy that .22 rifle the guy showed me and start off from there as I am a gun virgin. It was pretty cheap compared to the other stuff they had, like all the shotguns were $900 and up.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: December 30, 2017, 03:23:52 PM »
That is something I will be working on in 2018
did you donate your male goop to those lesbians
They're really desperate for it lmao

I told them I need to see the money first and then I'll decide
lmao are you kidding

some desperate girls want your concentrated evil for whatever reason, and you act all haughty and use it as power against them

fuck men
You sucked a homeless dude's dick for drugs. That makes you the highest level of scum that I can think of.

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The Flood / Re: Your thoughts on this
« on: December 30, 2017, 03:14:47 PM »
The onions are too big

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - DAY 8
« on: December 30, 2017, 05:36:57 AM »
The beast has been slain

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: December 30, 2017, 04:43:25 AM »
That is something I will be working on in 2018
did you donate your male goop to those lesbians
They're really desperate for it lmao

I told them I need to see the money first and then I'll decide

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: December 30, 2017, 01:37:05 AM »
That is something I will be working on in 2018

2707
Gaming / Re: Playstation 4
« on: December 29, 2017, 03:13:28 PM »
PS4 took me a full hour to download and install a 1GB Bloodborne update. On the Xbox One, I just downloaded and installed a full 800 MB system update in 15 minutes and am now wrapping up a 6 GB Shadow of War update at 5MB/s in under 20 minutes. What is this? Does the PS4 just suck when it comes to downloading like the PS3 did or is there something else going on here?
It took me 4 hours to download WW2 on the ps4

It took me like 45 minutes to download EAFront 2 on my PC

PSN just sucks altogether even if you have good internet

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The Flood / Re: How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
« on: December 29, 2017, 03:22:37 AM »
What are some good reference points to use for your height
Girl's bios on Tinder

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 6
« on: December 28, 2017, 02:11:10 PM »
Fuck this

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 5
« on: December 28, 2017, 03:30:59 AM »
The suspense is killing me.

If I die from a fucking pricked finger I'm going to enderino myself.
I got your back don't worry

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 5
« on: December 27, 2017, 02:20:41 PM »
The "hearing cannons" has to be the most boring way to die in this

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Gaming / Re: Playstation 4
« on: December 27, 2017, 02:45:23 AM »
You fuckin' nerds bitch about everything

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The Flood / Re: Can’t wait to see what 2018 has in store for me
« on: December 27, 2017, 02:44:24 AM »
2017 started off shitty but the last 6 months has been one of the best times of my life

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 4
« on: December 27, 2017, 02:42:22 AM »
WHERE IS THE FUCKIN' UPDATE

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The Flood / Re: What do you like to eat when you’re sick?
« on: December 27, 2017, 12:39:54 AM »
Soup for food and 7 Up as the drink

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The Flood / Re: Best treatment for Hangovers
« on: December 26, 2017, 03:07:40 PM »
The only cure for hangovers is a bullet to the head. Works effectively 99.9% of the time.

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 4
« on: December 26, 2017, 02:26:09 PM »
PATRIARCHY BTFO

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My youngest nephew got me a fuckin' brick. I'm gonna get that little shit back next year.

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - DAY 3
« on: December 25, 2017, 06:05:17 AM »
Deci wanted payback for those Xbox Live messages, but still holds back his hatred because part of him still thinks I am his friend

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The Flood / Re: merry christmas
« on: December 25, 2017, 06:02:09 AM »
I didn't want anything this year but I still got stuff. I wanted to be the one that bought everybody things.

Bought my mom a new washer and dryer, bought all my nephews nerf guns and games for their Xboners, and gave my dad money.

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - DAY 3
« on: December 25, 2017, 05:42:22 AM »
Korra is gonna whorra her way out of this and win somehow

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The Flood / Re: What's your go to goodbye phrase?
« on: December 25, 2017, 05:05:08 AM »
See ya in chemistry

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The Flood / Re: What Is Sex
« on: December 24, 2017, 08:21:25 PM »
I don't know but I hear its great

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The Flood / Re: I think there's a terrorist attack in LA right now
« on: December 24, 2017, 08:04:35 PM »
I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $200, Charlie

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The Flood / Re: I am trolling the fuck out of #destiny...
« on: December 24, 2017, 05:28:15 AM »
#EmotionalSupport

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 24, 2017, 01:36:37 AM »
no guys play halo 5 its the best!!!
lmao what the hell is Halo 5? There hasn't been a halo game since 2009
What game came out in 2009? All I recall was a multiplayer disc with all the maps being released for Halo 3
Oh come don't be mean to ODST.
Fantastic soundtrack and fun firefight mode but everything else about the game sucked ass and was just a building block for Destiny
kys
Nah, the game was literal trash

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 23, 2017, 05:05:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 1
« on: December 23, 2017, 05:03:07 PM »
Why does Rocket like to hold hands so much LMAO

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 23, 2017, 02:58:49 AM »
no guys play halo 5 its the best!!!
lmao what the hell is Halo 5? There hasn't been a halo game since 2009
What game came out in 2009? All I recall was a multiplayer disc with all the maps being released for Halo 3
Oh come don't be mean to ODST.
Fantastic soundtrack and fun firefight mode but everything else about the game sucked ass and was just a building block for Destiny

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 22, 2017, 10:27:03 PM »
no guys play halo 5 its the best!!!
lmao what the hell is Halo 5? There hasn't been a halo game since 2009
What game came out in 2009? All I recall was a multiplayer disc with all the maps being released for Halo 3

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