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The Flood / Re: Brazilian Steakhouse.
« on: January 20, 2018, 09:26:48 PM »
COME

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Gaming / Re: "PUBG is a terrible game"
« on: January 20, 2018, 06:30:21 PM »
What the fuck is that abomination

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The Flood / Re: *OFFICIAL* Fast and Furious movie ratings thread
« on: January 20, 2018, 04:53:04 PM »
you would be the type of person to watch all of these shitty movies
And you'd be the type of person that still fiddles himself underneath the kitchen table at night when everybody is asleep when you find a new Pokemon

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 20, 2018, 04:17:18 PM »
If half life is so great why isn't there a half life 3

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 20, 2018, 04:14:28 AM »
You mean MW2?
If you weren't watching The Sandy Ravage during the MW2 days then you weren't watching real youtubers

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 20, 2018, 03:24:27 AM »
YouTube

Literally every GTA San Andreas video has this song playing throughout the damn thing

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Life sucks and then you die

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 20, 2018, 02:48:53 AM »
You guys are high. Blowtorch and Corkscrew where it's raining and you gotta shoot gooks coming out of holes was the hardest for me

beating WaW on veteran though is something I actually feel proud I did. It was no joke.
You don't know what true pain is until you played Their Land, Their Blood

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 20, 2018, 02:40:28 AM »
I unironically enjoy halo 2 legendary.
Same tbh

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 19, 2018, 05:53:01 AM »
Palmer. Retconning Johnson’s death in the process and having him replace her role
Sgt Johnson comes back to life because he always did in CE reeeeee

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The Flood / *OFFICIAL* Fast and Furious movie ratings thread
« on: January 19, 2018, 05:35:53 AM »
I'm bored as hell so here you go:

The Fast and The Furious - People will say this is the best one but it is insanely sloppy, bad acting, bad dialogue, bad cinematography, and hilarious plot. At least most of the cars in this movie are cool. Some of them are flat out retarded. By the way, a car disappears in the opening race and you can see the camera crew on top of a balcony in one scene. I gotta give it credit though as it probably inspired the NFS: Underground games that are way better than this turd. Overall 5/10.

2 Fast 2 Furious - Who came up with this name? Anyways, this movie I say is slightly better than the first as now we get to see muscle cars in the mix. Still suffers from bad acting in some parts and the main bad guy does/says bad things just to remind you that he's the villain. Tyrese Gibson's character is funny though but his car is stupid and I hate everything about it. Overall 5/10

The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift - Otherwise known as "Shots of Tokyo: The Montage" at least to me, I mean seriously, this movie really overdid the montages of Tokyo. I get it, it's fuckin' Tokyo, I got the memo already. For the third time, the acting is bad, the dialogue is anime-worthy, and they put a Nissan Silva engine in a damn Shelby chassis. The bastards. Has one of the coolest characters though that had the most kickass Mazda RX-7, Han. When people say "I miss when these movies were about the cars" this is the one you're looking for. An enjoyable, entertaining movie but still has problems. Overall 7/10

Fast and Furious - The return of the original cast after everybody cried about Tokyo Drift. This was when the series drifted away(pun intended) from the racing and cars. Still suffers from what the first 2 movies were and has no reason to exist other than "hey, we got the original actors back!" Overall 5/10

Fast 5 - The Rock is now a thing in this series as it continues to further go away from the racing and cars and more about mindless and ridiculous action. The Rock being introduced wasn't a good idea but this is an okay heist movie with the original cast. This movie does it's best MW2 impression by having the movie take place around the favelas in B R A S I L. Overall 6/10

Fast and Furious 6 - Jesus Christ this movie is complete garbage from beginning to end. A betrayal that everyone and their mother saw coming, people coming back from the dead, airplane runways that are 100+ miles long... the list goes on. But hey, you guys remember Tokyo Drift right? Lets replay a vital scene in the end credits of this movie with something that never happened! Avoid this movie at all cost. Overall 2/10

Furious 7 - An """okay"""" sendoff to the late Paul Walker but does that make the movie good? NO! It gave us a super annoying song that I still hear on the radio today, The Rock doing the Rock Bottom to Jason Statham through a glass table, Kurt Russell sticking his dick in this series, cars driving out of skyscraper windows jumping to the next... what the hell is happening here? Why must these movies continue to be more and more ridiculous? They can't beat this. Oh wait... they did. Overall 4/10

The Fate of the Furious - The Rock... Kurt Russell... now Charlize Theron is in on this series. Charlize's character is straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon with awful dialogue and over-the-top acting. And get this, she wants to start a nuclear war because it will make her immortal or some shit I don't know. Once again, a betrayal that everybody saw coming, The Rock being absolutely ridiculous yet again, Jason Statham shooting and killing people while holding a baby on his back, a Dodge Charger being chained down by 7 vehicles and then throwing those vehicles around like toys... I wish I was kidding. Despite all this, I did enjoy the movie in some parts. Overall 6/10

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The Flood / Re: Mark my fucking words
« on: January 19, 2018, 12:39:30 AM »
Here's a solution: Stop fucking watching anime

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:58:50 PM »
Every racing game I play I put the difficulty to the highest, especially in Forza because the games are way too easy on the lowest difficulty levels.

I mainly play FPS games on Hard. Like in DOOM, to me the game is balanced perfectly on Hard when it comes to the damage you do and damage you take. The AI isn't flat out retarded either and there's just enough health and armor to make it challenging.

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even if that were true, that wouldn't mean anything
How so?
because you don't need to have worked to know when someone is doing a piss-poor job at something

what kind of shitty logic is that
You kind of need to though you retard.

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i've never personally met anyone who was good at their job

any person, any job, ever
Says the guy that's never had real job in his life LMAO

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 17, 2018, 03:50:23 AM »

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 17, 2018, 03:44:59 AM »
You can't kill something that is already dead

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The Flood / Re: Who do you save
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:49:16 AM »
Offer them both as tribute to bring Bowie back
Gene Simmons would probably do that if the price is right

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I want to live in a world where you don't exist

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The Flood / Who do you save
« on: January 16, 2018, 07:52:29 PM »
Both are hanging from a cliff but you can only save one

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 16, 2018, 02:13:25 PM »
NFL 2K5 still shits on any Madden game, same with Tecmo Bowl

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 16, 2018, 03:25:39 AM »
Any Need For Speed game after the original Most Wanted was basura and now EA turned the dead franchise into a Slot Machine Simulator to try to squeeze whatever money they can out of it.

Any CoD after MW2 with the exception of Black Ops 2.

Reach and Halo 4 for ultimately killing the series.
At least reach nailed the soundtrack, art, custom game and campaign (gameplay) departments.
Art and custom games yes, but nothing else really

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 15, 2018, 05:26:17 PM »
Any Need For Speed game after the original Most Wanted was basura and now EA turned the dead franchise into a Slot Machine Simulator to try to squeeze whatever money they can out of it.

Any CoD after MW2 with the exception of Black Ops 2.

Reach and Halo 4 for ultimately killing the series.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:56:40 PM »
She asked a few questions and then asked me to come back on the 22nd at 4:30 with my drivers license and SS card

that has to be good right??
You gotta pass the drug test though

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The Flood / Re: SPORTSBALL PLAYOFFS
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:28:17 PM »
Yooooooooo

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The Flood / Re: Help... I'm in love with Troy!
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:47:14 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Helen of Troy

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:25:34 AM »


Their service was pretty bad TBH. The First Order came literaly decades later.
Whoever ordered that has shit taste in pizza

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The Flood / Re: whats been up fellas?
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:03:03 AM »
Trying to get this girl's number at work. It's going to be difficult.

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The Flood / Re: job interview tomorrow
« on: January 15, 2018, 02:50:40 AM »
Whats the industry fam?
Casting Couch

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The Flood / Re: SPORTSBALL PLAYOFFS
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:18:04 PM »
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

The city of Pittsburgh
>Shitsburgh defends this guy

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