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The Flood / I guess this guy wanted to fight me
« on: February 19, 2018, 01:08:41 AM »
The dumbass gets out of his car right in the middle of the highway at a stoplight when it turned green because he thought the car behind him hit his car or something when it was nowhere near it. I was 2 cars behind this idiot and was honking my horn so he can get back in his car because he was holding up traffic, seriously, there was like 15 cars behind me on the lane I was in. He notices me and waves his arm at me with a "go around" gesture but I couldn't because there was too many cars going by in the other lane. Finally, I get to go in the next lane and he pulls up next to me at the next stoplight. There's two lanes to turn left onto the freeway and as we were turning, I flip him off like this and kept my finger there all the way until we got onto the freeway. While I was doing that, he does this at me and then the dude takes the first exit while I kept going. Did he really think I was gonna waste my time and follow this idiot?

That pissed me off so much man, its people like this that shouldn't ever be allowed behind the wheel of a vehicle. This fucktard should have driven to the side of the road and parked instead of getting off in the middle of a god dammed highway, especially a busy one. Something like this could have caused a wreck.

The intersection where he got off.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 18, 2018, 07:48:09 PM »
Every game after 3 is a thorough demonstration that shit art direction can make the sexiest graphics irrelevant.

>Reach
>Bad art direction

Actually kill yourself and anyone sharing your DNA
Reach had some bad art design though, look at how stupid and blocky the AR looks like for example

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Sorry I don't speak Italian

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:15:59 PM »
Ready Player one ad:

Anyone else see a problem here?
Yeah, 343's shit armor design and stupid camo AR is in this movie and not this instead:


Bungie's Mark VI looked like absolute dogshit.
Thanks for confirming that you have autism

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The Flood / Re: Looking for some good tunes.
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:15:22 PM »
YouTube





Just 2 hours of music to cry to


</3
Lmao do you actually care about this trailer park trash?

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The Flood / Re: its like 2007 youtube
« on: February 17, 2018, 04:09:52 PM »
The star rating... the yellow subscribe button... the search bar at the bottom of the page...

IM MASTER CHIEF LOLOLOLOLOL

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The Flood / Re: Looking for some good tunes.
« on: February 17, 2018, 03:44:31 PM »
Who still has an mp3 player in 2018

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The Flood / Re: There will be Spartan II's in Ready Player One
« on: February 16, 2018, 10:33:52 PM »
Wouldn't surprise me considering its just a fan service movie adapted from a fan service book.

"DUDE REMEMBER THE IRON GIANT LMAO"
Don't unironically mock The Iron Giant like this ever again or I will end you

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The Flood / Re: There will be Spartan II's in Ready Player One
« on: February 16, 2018, 10:32:03 PM »
It's directed by Spielberg so I think it will be good

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The Flood / Re: 21 today
« on: February 16, 2018, 04:38:51 PM »
Happy Cake Day fellow redditor!

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The Flood / Re: I am fairly sure I have cancer.
« on: February 16, 2018, 04:37:32 PM »
Stop blaming America and go get checked like a responsible adult for the sake of yourself and your loved ones

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 16, 2018, 05:11:12 AM »
Ready Player one ad:

Anyone else see a problem here?
Yeah, 343's shit armor design and stupid camo AR is in this movie and not this instead:

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Serious / Re: I change my mind
« on: February 16, 2018, 04:19:09 AM »
i challenge you to make capitalism sound appealing
Pokemon exists because of Capitalism

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The Flood / Re: The 17th school shooting since February 2017 happened today
« on: February 16, 2018, 03:17:26 AM »


I usually post with some retarded humor but i'll spare people

Sobering fact, 18 shootings happened so far in 2018

That means every day there is a 3/5 chance of there being a shooting like this.
WEST COAST BEST COAST

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The Flood / Bring back trolling69
« on: February 15, 2018, 10:36:35 PM »
His threads were better than Charlie's

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The Flood / Re: What do you call a man that just underwent a sex change op?
« on: February 15, 2018, 05:14:13 PM »
Mentally challenged

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 15, 2018, 04:11:54 AM »
We should have known what would happen to Halo when these videos were released
YouTube

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Why does the DCEU suck so badly?
« on: February 15, 2018, 02:55:22 AM »
Your mum sucked my dick badly but I'm not complaining

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The Flood / Re: How far is Elon Musk away from world domination?
« on: February 15, 2018, 02:53:32 AM »
He's just a few years away from becoming The Illusive Man and creating Cerberus

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The Flood / Re: ♥ ♥ ♥ Happy Valentines day! ♥ ♥ ♥
« on: February 14, 2018, 05:25:16 PM »
Gonna spoil my car this weekend with our first beach trip together 😍

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The Flood / Re: College Is A Scam
« on: February 14, 2018, 02:22:57 PM »
fuck you kahoot is lit

Not when you’re paying $25OOO a year to sit through it
No wonder why College is frustrating because you continue to use Os instead of 0s like the dumb shit that you are

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The Flood / Re: stockings, pantyhose or leggings?
« on: February 14, 2018, 05:24:11 AM »
Leggings, easily

2423
The Flood / Re: Lost a loved one; need help finding him
« on: February 14, 2018, 03:06:25 AM »
Ask DAS and FatherlyNick, they're the ones around here who like dudes that think they're girls

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The Flood / Re: dig a tunnel dig dig the tunnel - what was that
« on: February 14, 2018, 12:33:36 AM »
Dig Dug was a fun game

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Gaming / Re: Is DOOM (2016) going to get a sequel?
« on: February 13, 2018, 04:00:38 AM »
I waited over 10 years for it to come out and it did not disappoint. id is currently working on the latest xxx_mlg_Quak3_mlg_xxx game and I'm hoping we can get another Strogg Quake game before a doom sequel.

Spoiler
Judging by the ending of the game, there will be a sequel
Hopefully in the next DOOM we fight Satan and shoot a BFG round down his throat and up his ass at the same time and both rounds collide inside his body and a black hole is formed

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Gaming / Re: Raycevick's The Orange Box... 10 Years Later
« on: February 13, 2018, 02:51:34 AM »
I liked his videos until I saw his one on MW2

On a serious note though I totally get why that one irks you. While he's certainly right that MW2 was devinitively were we saw the series begin change from a more serious and grounded series into the Micheal Bay-esque popcorn action fuckfest that it's known for being today, to say that MW2 "didn't work" is just plain wrong, because it did what it did exceptionally well.

It's still a glorious clusterfuck though.
And 343 and Halo 4 suck a dick

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your favorite cars
« on: February 13, 2018, 12:35:54 AM »
I'm torn between 3. Jackson Storm is really fast, but Lightning McQueen is really reliable. But then Mater is too funny. When he says Git R Done, boy I laugh every time.
Posts like this is why you should consume Tide Pods

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your favorite cars
« on: February 12, 2018, 10:31:04 PM »
86 Toyota Corolla

Its got fucking aesthetic
I feel like I'm the only one that thinks Toyotas from the 80s are ugly as shit

The 90s Celica tho, the 4 headlight one, now that is the GOAT

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Gaming / Re: Raycevick's The Orange Box... 10 Years Later
« on: February 12, 2018, 10:28:32 PM »
I liked his videos until I saw his one on MW2

Dammit Jono just admit MW2 is a clusterfuck. It's a glorious fun clusterfuck we all love, but a clusterfuck nonetheless.
I'll admit that once you admit 343 is a shit company and that Halo 4 is the worst Halo game

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Gaming / Is DOOM (2016) going to get a sequel?
« on: February 12, 2018, 07:59:21 PM »
I hope it will since Wolfenstein got one.

I replayed through DOOM and it really is one of the best games this generation. All the guns kick ass and feel satisfying to shoot, good enemy variety that are all fun to fight, exploration is rewarded, glory kills are always fun to do, and the soundtrack melts your face.

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