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The Flood / Re: Best decade for action movies
« on: February 24, 2018, 12:18:49 AM »
no one else is going to say any other decade btw
I'd say from 1990-1995 was good but only Arnold's movies were the best from that era.

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The Flood / Re: Das, got a question
« on: February 23, 2018, 10:34:07 PM »
Having that poster on your wall immediately turned you into a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus

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The Flood / Re: Best decade for action movies
« on: February 23, 2018, 10:31:17 PM »
The 1980s

Predator, Rambo, Commando, Die Hard, Escape From New York, The Terminator, and Robocop. All legendary action movies. Although some could argue that The Terminator can also be classified as horror.

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The Flood / Re: Things not to say after sex...
« on: February 23, 2018, 04:14:47 AM »
BATTLEFIELD: EARTH SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TYLER PERRY MOVIE

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 23, 2018, 03:55:02 AM »
Also I bought my Reach ranger elite figure from there, was surprised they had Halo merch. Good times.
Who buys Halo stuff at Universal Studios

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The Flood / Re: Serious question about a TV show
« on: February 23, 2018, 12:44:15 AM »
Great eye candy that show was when I was a wee lad

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 22, 2018, 03:35:50 PM »
Here's a list I found which has all the H5 helmets and the percentages of people who like them. Personally, I think any of the helmets in the bottom few rows could fit that description.
Notice how nearly all the armor that Bungie made with the exception of the Halo Wars helmet is everybody's favorites

343's art team must be buying nooses right now

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Gaming / Re: sequels you want, but will probably never happen
« on: February 22, 2018, 01:47:30 PM »
Need For Speed: Underground 3
Warcraft 4
Battle Tanx 3
Command and Conquer 4

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 22, 2018, 02:06:20 AM »
What you can pick me up fam I'm right in the center of I4
The center of what

Oh shit never mind. There's a Hard Rock in Orlando. I'm like 30 mins away.
Sorry but I don't live in bitch ass Florida

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 22, 2018, 02:00:26 AM »
What you can pick me up fam I'm right in the center of I4
The center of what

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 22, 2018, 01:10:10 AM »
Finished the day eating at the Hard Rock Cafe. Fuck Guns N Roses and fuck AC/DC in particular.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 22, 2018, 12:34:20 AM »

Then you find out Iberian Husky posted a shit meme and you just wasted your time

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The Flood / Re: my final speech is persuasive and i need help
« on: February 21, 2018, 11:16:10 PM »
Talk about the time Emperor Caligula told his troops to stab the ocean with their spears to get back at Poseidon

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 21, 2018, 10:43:45 PM »
They had the music from the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies play throughout the park. The audacity of these people after the abomination they released last year.

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 21, 2018, 08:33:38 PM »
I swear to god if this little kid behind me bumps into me one more time I'm throwing him over the god damn rail into the Jurassic Park ride's water
The big boy can't tell him to please stop? 😏
I was going to but his family is Romanian probably.

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The Flood / Re: At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 21, 2018, 07:11:25 PM »
I swear to god if this little kid behind me bumps into me one more time I'm throwing him over the god damn rail into the Jurassic Park ride's water

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The Flood / At Universal Studios right now
« on: February 21, 2018, 06:01:48 PM »
Why are there so many Asians here

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 20, 2018, 02:36:30 PM »
Both Bungie's and 343i's Chief designs look great IMO.

They'll be sure to fix that sooner or later by retconing every one of his helmets to Seeker. Let's not forget that happend to the Mk5b in Halo 5

Looking at the Reach armor. How did they fuck it up so bad in halo 5 and 4?

It wasnt in 4
I mean just armor in general.

4 was more of a mixed bag, It had more than it's fair share of stinkers but it was nowhere even close to as bad as 5 is.
Stop defending that shit game already. It has nothing good to offer. We've been here a million times already.

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The Flood / Re: how fast can you name the 50 states
« on: February 20, 2018, 02:22:03 PM »
I got 27.

Washington DC isnt a state?
Washington DC is in Maryland

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 20, 2018, 03:19:07 AM »
Every game after 3 is a thorough demonstration that shit art direction can make the sexiest graphics irrelevant.

>Reach
>Bad art direction

Actually kill yourself and anyone sharing your DNA
Reach had some bad art design though, look at how stupid and blocky the AR looks like for example
I like the MA37. The way the housing on the top looks like it's attached by a rail is pretty nice.
Too bad it still looked dumb as fuck and looked like it was made out of Megablocks to make it easily one of the worst looking guns in Halo

Except that I'm right you slut. The Reach AR looks like shit. They ditched it's simple, iconic design and decided to do too much to it to make it "tacticool" because muh polygons. And to top it off, it's the worst AR in the entire series when it comes to performance.

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The Flood / Re: how fast can you name the 50 states
« on: February 20, 2018, 03:12:44 AM »
I got all 50 in 3 minutes

I'm kind of obsessed with looking at maps. I've always have ever since I was a kid.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 19, 2018, 03:23:26 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 19, 2018, 02:04:13 PM »
Every game after 3 is a thorough demonstration that shit art direction can make the sexiest graphics irrelevant.

>Reach
>Bad art direction

Actually kill yourself and anyone sharing your DNA
Reach had some bad art design though, look at how stupid and blocky the AR looks like for example
I like the MA37. The way the housing on the top looks like it's attached by a rail is pretty nice.
Too bad it still looked dumb as fuck and looked like it was made out of Megablocks to make it easily one of the worst looking guns in Halo

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The Flood / Re: I guess this guy wanted to fight me
« on: February 19, 2018, 01:37:37 PM »
Shit, Jono, what would you do if that was me and I'd kick your ass. What would you do?
I'm not paying your hospital bill

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 19, 2018, 04:07:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I guess this guy wanted to fight me
« on: February 19, 2018, 03:52:40 AM »
I have never seen a stoplight on a highway.
Highway and freeway are two different things
What are the respective speed limits?

I can't imagine having a traffic light ahead of you when you are going 120km/h
Highways don't have speed limits above 55mph or 65mph, have stop signs/stoplights in towns like the one I posted, and are usually restricted to 2 lanes.

Freeways (at least in California) are restricted to 70mph, consist of 3-4 lanes on both sides, literally no stop signs/stoplights, and have off-ramps/entrances instead of turning lanes.

The highway I was on, 46, is a divided highway so it's 2 lanes on both sides and the speed limit is 55mph when driving through city limits.

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The Flood / Re: I guess this guy wanted to fight me
« on: February 19, 2018, 03:11:41 AM »
I have never seen a stoplight on a highway.
Highway and freeway are two different things

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The Flood / Re: who could beat samurai jack in a chess game
« on: February 19, 2018, 01:28:33 AM »
ur mum can xD

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The Flood / I guess this guy wanted to fight me
« on: February 19, 2018, 01:08:41 AM »
The dumbass gets out of his car right in the middle of the highway at a stoplight when it turned green because he thought the car behind him hit his car or something when it was nowhere near it. I was 2 cars behind this idiot and was honking my horn so he can get back in his car because he was holding up traffic, seriously, there was like 15 cars behind me on the lane I was in. He notices me and waves his arm at me with a "go around" gesture but I couldn't because there was too many cars going by in the other lane. Finally, I get to go in the next lane and he pulls up next to me at the next stoplight. There's two lanes to turn left onto the freeway and as we were turning, I flip him off like this and kept my finger there all the way until we got onto the freeway. While I was doing that, he does this at me and then the dude takes the first exit while I kept going. Did he really think I was gonna waste my time and follow this idiot?

That pissed me off so much man, its people like this that shouldn't ever be allowed behind the wheel of a vehicle. This fucktard should have driven to the side of the road and parked instead of getting off in the middle of a god dammed highway, especially a busy one. Something like this could have caused a wreck.

The intersection where he got off.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 18, 2018, 07:48:09 PM »
Every game after 3 is a thorough demonstration that shit art direction can make the sexiest graphics irrelevant.

>Reach
>Bad art direction

Actually kill yourself and anyone sharing your DNA
Reach had some bad art design though, look at how stupid and blocky the AR looks like for example

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