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The Flood / Re: So who else had to deal with yesterday's Nor'easter?
« on: March 03, 2018, 11:49:16 PM »
But it's not Easter yet

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-Make vehicles beefy like how they were in Halo 2

halo 2 vehicles were the worst and inconsistent of the series
You can have your paper vehicles but I want my vehicle health depending on the operator's shields like how it used to be. You were able to take a Warthog that was on fire and nearly broken down and could still go on a tear with it in Halo 3.

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to Burger King
« on: March 03, 2018, 09:14:10 PM »
Burger King is literally one of the worst fast food places


um excuse you
Here in town there was an In-N-Out and a Burger King across the street from each other.

Guess which one ran out of business.

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The Flood / Re: Whatever happend to that dude who loved fat chicks?
« on: March 03, 2018, 09:00:26 PM »
He suffocated to death in between the tits of a 400 pound woman

That's the way to go
There was an article I saw on Facebook a couple days ago of a guy who got his head stuck inside of his girlfriend's vagina and she was at least 400 pounds and they had to call the ambulance. I wonder if that was Roman.

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The Flood / Re: Old Movies/TV Shows you like from the 50s/60s
« on: March 03, 2018, 08:48:07 PM »
The Birds

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to Burger King
« on: March 03, 2018, 07:04:37 PM »
Burger King is literally one of the worst fast food places

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 04:44:03 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 04:25:54 PM »
they would have given us multiple Forge World maps
you know there's such a thing as resources and time constraints, right?
3 years is plenty of time to make a game like Halo filled with tons of shit

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 04:21:57 PM »
Because the handful of designers that created three mediocre maps in the level editing tool obviously mean that none of the couple hundred artists, writers, designers, audio technicians, programmers, and so forth that worked on everything else cared about what they were doing, right?
Nah, they really didn't. If the artists and designers really cared about the game, they would have given us multiple Forge World maps instead of just 1 where everything looks exactly the same with that boring and lazy green, blue, and gray color scheme. Forge World's layout was also awkward, especially on the island with Paradiso. There should have been more natural flat areas except for the only one on top of the coliseum.

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I find it hard to believe that you sincerely think that because the main multiplayer's execution was kind of mediocre, that nobody working on the game was invested in making their swansong to the series that took the studio from a quirky startup with a dozen employees to one of the biggest names in the industry as good as they could possibly make it.

Kind of mediocre is an understatement when it comes to how fucking garbage the Reach multiplayer is. Reach hands down has one of the WORST multiplayers in Halo along with Halo 4. They made it slower, introduced things to the sandbox that broke the game(armor abilities, sword block etc), removed a lot of weapons, introduced bloom which wasn't needed/wanted, made the vehicles made out of paper, and created the DMR which is the most bullshit and broken weapon to ever be put into Halo.

Reach didn't feel like a swansong at all since Bungie was already working on Destiny at the time. They had to make Reach because they were under contract by Microsoft and had to make it under authority.

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Hell, I would probably consider Halo 5 to be one of, if not the, worst games I've ever bought, and incompetent in more or less every single department, but I would still be remiss to say that nobody working on the game cared about what they were doing.
If you think Halo 5 is one of the worst games you've played then you must not play much games at all. The gameplay and multiplayer in Halo 5 is light years ahead of Reach's and Halo 4's. It's not a game I would prefer over Halo 2 or Halo 3 but I'd take it over Reach and 4 any day.

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Seriously, you're letting your dislike of the multiplayer (which is totally justified, mind) cloud the fact that the game was still clearly a labour of love put in from nearly every other department except maybe the writing team. Hell, I'd say that for just about any game outside of sub-contracted shovelware movie tie ins or studios that are working their employees to the bone with crunch hours to release for Q4, it's disingenuous to suggest that the team flat out doesn't give a shit about what they're doing.

Reach as a whole is a colossal dumpster fire from the campaign to multiplayer. We were promised bigger battles yet all those battles are off in the distance, being a part of the skybox that we can't partake in. We were promised a satisfying campaign from beginning to end with likable characters but we got a complete borefest with some of the worst voice acting that makes games like Rambo seem award-winning candidates. We were promised hardcore competitive multiplayer but we ended up getting one of the worst multiplayers in the series that drove hundreds of thousands of players away to other games or back to the previous game.

Reach was the beginning and downfall of the series and you can defend it all you want but the game is literal trash.


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The Flood / Re: Whatever happend to that dude who loved fat chicks?
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:53:27 PM »
He suffocated to death in between the tits of a 400 pound woman

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:38:38 PM »
idk rewatching the forge world vidoc it really seems like the y (well, at least the guys on that side of things) really did care about making the best game they could, even if the end result is debatable.
Yeah, a lot of passion went into The Cage, Asylum, and Paradiso

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: March 03, 2018, 04:20:04 AM »
Playstation Network is the worst online service ever made

Nigga, have you seen Nintendo?
Companion of African American descent, have you seen PS Network's download speed?

I live that life my dude
Get a PC

When I move in planning on getting one. Ain't got no place for it here.
DOOM better be the first game you buy on PC

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:48:46 AM »

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The Flood / Is this Camnator?
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:45:02 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:43:42 AM »
Playstation Network is the worst online service ever made

Nigga, have you seen Nintendo?
Companion of African American descent, have you seen PS Network's download speed?

I live that life my dude
Get a PC

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:09:26 AM »
Playstation Network is the worst online service ever made

Nigga, have you seen Nintendo?
Companion of African American descent, have you seen PS Network's download speed?

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The Flood / Re: Big Bad Toy Store
« on: March 03, 2018, 02:52:17 AM »
I can get better deals on Ebay.
Yooo you think you can find a life on Ebay? LOL

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The Flood / Re: Big Bad Toy Store
« on: March 03, 2018, 02:51:26 AM »
Almost thought this was going to be a very different kind of big bad toy store.
Don't worry, that dildo I ordered for your mum will arrive at her place on Monday

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Why are they using the internet if they're communists

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The Flood / Re: Do basic human rights exist?
« on: March 02, 2018, 07:58:32 PM »
It's my right to tell you that your threads are fuckin shit

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The Flood / Re: Pitch me girl names
« on: March 02, 2018, 02:53:44 PM »
Valeera

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 02, 2018, 02:35:37 PM »
Quality of final product has no bearing on how much effort or "soul" was placed into a project.

Reznor clearly put a lot of effort into Add Violence, but it's still one of his weakest outputs ever.
Who is Reznor

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: March 02, 2018, 03:27:14 AM »
Playstation Network is the worst online service ever made

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: March 02, 2018, 03:25:04 AM »
Fuck anyone upset at Logan Paul for tasering a dead rat on video if you're not a vegan.
dude black plague lmao

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The Flood / Re: Should the U.S. invade Mexico?
« on: March 02, 2018, 03:14:29 AM »
I'm gonna invade your mum's pussy

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The Flood / Re: So I was going down on my girlfriend
« on: March 02, 2018, 02:43:10 AM »
You need to get chin checked so you can stop making all these retarded threads

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 02, 2018, 12:37:28 AM »
reach is trash and was nothing other than a test game for destiny
Finally someone else with a brain

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The Flood / Re: Is there any way to save Mexico from itself?
« on: March 01, 2018, 02:34:23 PM »
Thanks to the genius idea that was Fast and Furious which gave drug cartels in Mexico thousands of military-grade weapons, Mexico may never be free from the government corruption and murders.
Thanks, Obama.
It also doesn't help that these gang members are trained exactly how soldiers are trained. They're professionals at what they do and they know how to kill effectively and use pretty much any weapon from rifles to launchers. They also know how to strike fear into the people too like hanging dead bodies over freeway overpasses, filling mass graves, and the videos of them executing people online.

Even if you arm the citizens, there's no chance in hell they would fight back let alone win.

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The Flood / Re: Is there any way to save Mexico from itself?
« on: March 01, 2018, 02:24:11 PM »
Thanks to the genius idea that was Fast and Furious which gave drug cartels in Mexico thousands of military-grade weapons, Mexico may never be free from the government corruption and murders.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 01, 2018, 02:05:54 PM »
More soul and passion was put into making this video than the entirety of  Reach, Halo 4, Halo Wars 2, and 5 combined
YouTube


just because you dont like those games doesnt mean there isnt any soul or passion behind them

reach in particular was very obviously a huge passion project
There wasnt any soul put into them and that's a fact. Reach sucked a bag of dicks and this is common knowledge. I don't know where all these Reachtards are coming from praising the game all of a sudden when nearly everyone hated the game when it released.

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