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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 07, 2018, 02:42:31 AM »
Cortana on LASO but all the enemies are replaced with:
-Halo 2 Jackal Snipers
-Halo Reach Elites with Halo 4 Needlers
-Combat Evolved SPNKr Combat Forms
-actual players who can invade you with Halo 4 pre-patch DMRs and Boltshots
-Your only available weapons are the Halo 2 pistol and spikier
-Chief is wearing the Seeker helmet
-Arbiter is replaced with Tanaka
Cortana isn't even the most difficult mission in any Halo. This meme needs to stop right now.
The mission gives you a near endless supply of Energy Swords and Gravity Hammers but nah, it's too difficult m8 haven't you heard /s

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Reboot: What would you do differently?
« on: March 06, 2018, 10:36:31 PM »
Make Foman a mod

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The Flood / Re: 2018 and I'm surprised Sapphire is still relevant
« on: March 06, 2018, 10:32:58 PM »
2018 is the only year that will be 10 years from 2008

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Reboot: What would you do differently?
« on: March 06, 2018, 02:55:29 PM »
Do everything in my power to keep AngryBrute active here
Any idea why he isn't? I know he is a father now so family business is understandable but  is there anything else?
He also works on an oil rig out in the ocean if I'm remembering right and is away for two weeks at a time.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever cheated on a partner or been cheated on?
« on: March 06, 2018, 02:52:55 PM »
Oh yeah, plenty of times. I lost track of the number.

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Gaming / Re: Official 1v1 thread (Zonda is afraid of me)
« on: March 06, 2018, 03:49:10 AM »
1v1 me on Civ 5

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Reboot: What would you do differently?
« on: March 06, 2018, 03:37:32 AM »
Print Button never goes away

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Time it took to install DOOM on my PC: 40 minutes
Time it took to install DOOM on my PS4: 3 hours
sounds like a personal problem
Literally the same internet with no other device using it to disrupt the downloads. All wired connections. PSN's download speed is basura. End of story.

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All those games and it will take you 5 hours to download each
they're both WAY done already, lmao

one of these days i'm gonna remember to actually record a download, just to prove how insanely wrong you are
Time it took to install DOOM on my PC: 40 minutes
Time it took to install DOOM on my PS4: 3 hours

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All those games and it will take you 5 hours to download each

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: March 05, 2018, 10:28:07 PM »
brigitte makes me want to come back but the game runs too richly for my computer's blood these days for some reason
Get off that Bolshevik-made PC and get yourself a real one

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The Flood / Re: The Oscars 2018
« on: March 05, 2018, 07:57:01 PM »
it was boring and confusing
what was confusing about it
poorly executed non chronological plot
For you
probably for you too if we're honest
Wow way to ruin the joke you cunt

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The Flood / Re: The Oscars 2018
« on: March 05, 2018, 07:51:37 PM »
it was boring and confusing
what was confusing about it
poorly executed non chronological plot
For you

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That road has nice views of Los Angeles

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The Flood / Re: Is Demolition Man good?
« on: March 05, 2018, 04:52:50 AM »
Excellent movie

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The Flood / Re: Best Pranked you pulled
« on: March 05, 2018, 03:52:31 AM »
At my job, we drive forklifts around and there's sensors on the forklifts near your feet. If anything is blocking the sensor, the forklift will beep and won't go anywhere.

One time my partner and I put a label that we use for the boxes on one of the sensors of a forklift another group was using. The guy kept getting on and off of the forklift because it wasn't working. He tried doing everything to get it to work and it got to the point where maintenance had to come look at it, only for them to pull off the label. This took nearly 45 minutes for them to figure it out.

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to Burger King
« on: March 05, 2018, 03:17:56 AM »
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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Really makes you think

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Gaming / Re: NFSU2 (general/playthrough sort of)
« on: March 05, 2018, 12:20:15 AM »
I brought out my Xbox and yooooo
Spoiler



sweet cars man!
I remade Rachel's 350Z and that blue Skyline from the beginning of the game as best I could

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Gaming / Re: NFSU2 (general/playthrough sort of)
« on: March 04, 2018, 11:40:13 PM »
I brought out my Xbox and yooooo
Spoiler




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The Flood / Re: The Oscars 2018
« on: March 04, 2018, 11:20:14 PM »
Kobe Bryant won an oscar when the #MeToo movement is a thing LMAO

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JUST

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The Flood / Re: Should I take Super Male Vitality?
« on: March 04, 2018, 04:57:30 PM »
You'll be able to identify who is a reptilian

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: March 04, 2018, 03:23:49 PM »
Widowmaker is getting a Sarah Kerrigan Ghost skin on March 6th

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The Flood / Re: last post one hour ago in the middle of the day
« on: March 04, 2018, 03:18:31 PM »
RIP Sep7agon

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Gaming / Re: NFSU2 (general/playthrough sort of)
« on: March 04, 2018, 05:56:29 AM »
Ye defs taking advantage of the cars with a factory 6 speed (so legit just the Supra at the moment lmao) until that transmission upgrade comes through
The Supra is the best car you unlock pre-Coal Harbor. The Acura RSX and Toyota Celica are also pretty good. You don't start unlocking the good shit until you get access to Coal Harbor.

But man, once you get that Level 2 Nitrous and hear that sound it makes every time you press that button... hnnnnngggg

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Gaming / Re: NFSU2 (general/playthrough sort of)
« on: March 04, 2018, 05:30:05 AM »
The best thing about Underground 2 is that you can choose to keep the same car throughout the entire game if you want.

And yeah, the Drag races are bullshit until you unlock the Tier 3 Transmission upgrade which makes your car a 6-speed.

The graphics for the game are still gorgeous and the atmosphere of the game fits that stereotypical street racing vibe perfectly.

I might bring out my Xbox just to take a couple of my cars out for a spin.

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The Flood / Re: Tarzan clapped gorilla cheeks, prove me wrong
« on: March 04, 2018, 01:39:28 AM »
He waited until Jane got to the island and then busted the fattest nut inside her and that's how George of the Jungle was born

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Barlos Santana is a great guitar player

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Serious / Re: What do you do when you get old?
« on: March 04, 2018, 12:53:47 AM »
I'm just going to yell at kids to get off my lawn. Dude, being old would be tits.
Old goals af

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