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Gaming / Re: Amiibo is the next step for Skynet
« on: November 25, 2014, 02:46:22 AM »
Quote
Skynet


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Gaming / Re: Dick moves you'll pull off as a developer?
« on: November 25, 2014, 02:21:12 AM »
-Have literally no story in my game
-Hype it up as the best game ever but then there are tensions within the studio so it isn't really that good
-Fire my amazing composer
-Remove half the game to sell it later on as DLC
-Push the half-game out, still in denial
-Summoned to meeting with Activision over shitty population and below-90 metascore
-Go to meeting room
-Open the door
-Get on the floor
-Everybody walks the dinosaur
Bungie employee confirmed

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The Flood / Re: Ladies...
« on: November 25, 2014, 02:20:03 AM »
They ban people on Bnet?

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Gaming / Re: Dick moves you'll pull off as a developer?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:37:35 AM »
I like 30 minute cutscenes if they add/ tell a lot about the background.
Mass Effect 2 kinda did that in the beginning. They even killed Shepard haha but he came back so its all good.

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Gaming / Dick moves you'll pull off as a developer?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:15:22 AM »
If you were a game developer, what type of dick moves would you pull off for your game?

I would:

- Make a Season Pass worth $50 and only have 1 DLC in the game's lifetime that barely adds anything to the game.
- Have the multiplayer sold separately via DLC
- The game's first level is a 30 minute cutscene that introduces you to the main character, lore, and story line. Then at the end of that cutscene, kill the main character.

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The Flood / Re: Members you miss?
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:37:00 AM »
DarkSunnyBoy
Quantum
Camnator
NAKED N00B
Captain K Mart
ChalupaKing
petitminou

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The Flood / Re: Who is the best rock band of the last 20 years?
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:29:25 PM »
Megadeth

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The Flood / Re: "We're ready for Ferguson!"
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:10:12 PM »
Natural Selection

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The Flood / Re: Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:03:48 PM »
Which Ferrari?

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The Flood / Re: Tommy Chong just posted this on Facebook
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:59:40 PM »
SMOKE W33D EVERYDAY

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I say nice things to you
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:54:30 PM »
Alright, shoot

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News / Re: Motor Mondays: McLaren P1
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:43:00 PM »
A few months ago I saw the P1's baby brother the MP4-12C on the road and I recorded it driving by.

The P1 is left hand drive? I thought the steering wheel was in the middle of the cockpit like the F1.

Nope, LHD. They made the F1 centered because they wanted to give a true F1 feel, but it was sort of a gag.
That makes sense. But damn, the P1 is truly magnificent.

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News / Re: Motor Mondays: McLaren P1
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:38:32 PM »
A few months ago I saw the P1's baby brother the MP4-12C on the road and I recorded it driving by.

The P1 is left hand drive? I thought the steering wheel was in the middle of the cockpit like the F1.

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Gaming / Re: 343i needs your help!
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:42:52 PM »
Bring back the DMR

Oh wait...

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Gaming / Re: Am i the only person excited for Tekken 7 and Mortal Kombat?
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:41:30 PM »
Not Tekken, but hell yeah I'm excited for Mortal Kombat X.

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The Flood / Re: I study all of your 'stat's
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:37:34 AM »
Hardly.

What are my stats?

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I remade your mom last night.
Jono don't give a fuck

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Who?

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Gaming / To anyone with awesome Forge skills and has a copy of the Halo MCC
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:53:15 AM »
PLEASE remake Relic and I'll love you forever

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Gaming / Re: Bungie sure was nice enough...
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:33:08 AM »
Toppest of keks

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The Flood / Re: Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal, of all time
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:06:12 AM »
Sorry but you can't beat this.


One time I ate those for breakfast. I ate a shit ton of them too.

Later on that day I took a really long piss and the piss smelled like that cereal. I was pretty freaked out.

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The Flood / Re: SFW crush thread
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:38:17 AM »

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News / Re: Indie Game Recommendation
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:34:39 AM »
inb4
Spoiler
#Classifieds

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Her music is trash.
Seriously overrated.
We know

But bewbs

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If Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift both suddenly died, she'd be next in line.
I bet you anything either Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus will be there next year performing

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The Flood / Katy Perry is gonna perform during the Super Bowl halftime show
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:13:46 AM »
Lets all pray for a wardrobe malfunction, eh?



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The Flood / Re: Hail Satan
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:09:12 AM »

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Well it depends, what type of sandwich is it?

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Bill Cosby is innocent?
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:57:48 PM »
Bill Cosby is really old. All this pressure and unwanted attention are gonna make it difficult for him. These women are only saying this to get money to fulfill their own agendas.

I believe he is innocent.

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