Nope

Oh no, spiders.

I'm so scared.

The Shit Dicks

Here's the ACTUAL apology from Bonnie Ross. She said this yesterday:

On Nov 11th we released Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The goal being to create a tribute to Halo fans around the world, and to celebrate the Master Chief’s debut on Xbox One.  With the initial release of Halo: The Master Chief Collection, however, we have not delivered the experience you deserve. I personally apologize for this on behalf of us all at 343 Industries. Our team is committed to working around the clock until these issues are resolved.

While our team works on continual improvements and towards solutions, my commitment to you is that we will take care of all owners of Halo: The Master Chief Collection. Our primary and continued focus is first on fixing the issues at hand. Once we’ve done that, we will detail how we will make this right with our fans.

On the matchmaking front, we have encountered unexpected issues that were not apparent in our internal test environment and that have resulted in a frustrating experience, including long matchmaking times and low session success rates. Within 343 Industries and Xbox, I can assure you that resolving these issues is our #1 priority. We continue to partner with the Xbox platform team to analyze all data to make ongoing server-side adjustments to continually improve the matchmaking experience. We are also preparing additional content updates that will address existing campaign, UI, and other issues to improve the overall experience. With each update we will carefully analyze data to confirm that the improvements we’re seeing internally are also happening with fans at home. 

Know that we’re trying to be as nimble as possible to put fixes in place. We are planning multiple server-side tweaks and game content updates over the coming weeks. Looking forward, I want to give you a high-level cadence of the latest updates we’re currently working on.  Development and testing of our latest content update continues and we are on track for release later this week. We will update you on the status and patch notes of the content update once we have a better understanding of our release window. Only through making changes on both the “server side” (matchmaking and other server rulesets) and, via content updates (to the game itself), can we make the significant progress we’re working towards. And in the interest of expediency, we’re attacking the problem from both sides, non-stop.

As we have been, we will continue to post the details of our updates and other adjustments on Halo Waypoint. Please check our forums at http://aka.ms/mcc_updates for the latest details as we roll out further fixes.

Please accept my heartfelt apologies for the delay and for the negative aspects of your experience to date. We’re doing everything in our power to resolve it as quickly as possible. Deej is a pegboy.

This is a REAL Honda.

No.

THIS is a real Honda.

If I want authentic mexican food, I just go to my grandma's house and not go to a restaurant and waste money on fake mexican food like Chipotle.

Are they STILL not out yet?

God this is just getting funnier and funnier, they really launched the next gen version without heists?
:'D

When they said "next gen" they meant the Xbox Two and Playstation 5

Halo 2, with CE right behind it.

I enjoyed Halo 2 the most because it introduced so many new things. You learn so much more about The Covenant than ever before and find out that not all of them are truly evil but were being lied to and manipulated all this time by the Prophets. We also get to play as Arbiter and see things from the Covenant's point of view which I thought was executed perfectly. This is where you see things begin to twist in the Covenant's leadership. This is why Uprising is one of my favorite levels of all time because there's really no objective in that level, its just you as Arbiter leading a crusade with the Elites against the Brutes.

Quote from: Jono on November 25, 2014, 03:57:50 PM

Quote from: Santa Luis on November 25, 2014, 03:56:08 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 25, 2014, 03:46:59 PM

Godzillasaurus

You want me to drop a nuclear bomb on you?

Do it.

Aww yiss

Fatass

Quote from: Jono on November 25, 2014, 03:46:59 PM

Godzillasaurus

You want me to drop a nuclear bomb on you?

Do it.

The default flavor

Godzillasaurus

What in the retarded stupid fuck was that thing?

I'm telling you man, its those walking pants from Jimmy Neutron

What is this creature walking at night in Fresno, CA? Is it an alien? Is it a prank? Or is it those mutated walking pants from Jimmy Neutron?