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The Flood / Re: How much would you rate this girl out of 10?
« on: December 11, 2014, 04:46:52 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ somebody give that girl a 2 large pizzas, the biggest hamburger you can find, and a large Root Beer

You'd probably kill her from over-nutrition (whatever the sciencey name is for the reason we couldn't feed Holocaust victims straight away...).

She doesn't even look real. I'm amazed humans can survive in such a state, and she certainly seems content being in such a poor condition, but my god that is depressing.
A gust of wind would probably kill this girl

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The Flood / Re: How much would you rate this girl out of 10?
« on: December 11, 2014, 04:39:23 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ somebody give that girl a 2 large pizzas, the biggest hamburger you can find, and a large Root Beer

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Gaming / Re: Your unpopular gaming opinions
« on: December 11, 2014, 04:07:23 PM »
•Halo 3 is my favorite in the franchise. My order of best to worst Halo games' campaigns are: H3>CE>ODST>H2>Reach>H4>Wars.

I don't really see how this is an unpopular opinion...
Cause Halo 3's campaign doesn't get good until The Ark

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The Flood / Re: Cleaning my room AMA
« on: December 11, 2014, 04:05:15 PM »
Why is it messy?
Cause I'm a guy.

My car is more clean than my room.

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The Flood / Re: Cleaning my room AMA
« on: December 11, 2014, 04:04:09 PM »
Why Anthrax?
Because they're fucking kick-ass

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The Flood / Cleaning my room AMA
« on: December 11, 2014, 03:56:49 PM »
I got Anthrax on full blast and the cleaning is mostly dusting things off like my Xbox and TV.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Done With This Site
« on: December 11, 2014, 02:53:36 AM »
Wait... Camnator is that you?

Booty
Disregard my first post then

You know you want to play Halo Wars with me.
You know you want to plat Starcraft with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do love Starcraft, never played the second one unfortunately. Do you like Age of Empires?
Starcraft 2 is free. Just download the Starter Edition from Battle.net

I never played Age of Empires :/

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The Flood / Re: I'm Done With This Site
« on: December 11, 2014, 02:48:57 AM »
Wait... Camnator is that you?

Booty
Disregard my first post then

You know you want to play Halo Wars with me.
You know you want to plat Starcraft with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: I'm Done With This Site
« on: December 11, 2014, 02:42:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm Done With This Site
« on: December 11, 2014, 02:41:18 AM »
Wait... Camnator is that you?

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But... but the crowd looks different in this game!

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The Flood / Re: what's an album you can keep going back to
« on: December 11, 2014, 01:45:30 AM »
Everytime I listen to this album I want to put my head through every wall in my house and punch a Siberian Tiger in the balls.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Online Persona
« on: December 11, 2014, 01:33:56 AM »
I tend to express myself more online than in the real world.

I'm quiet and shy IRL

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The Flood / Re: who is your favorite standup comedian
« on: December 11, 2014, 01:27:25 AM »
Am I the only one who doesn't find Kevin Hart funny? I think he's seriously overrated.

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The Flood / Re: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:09:08 AM »
Lyric Threads are cancer

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The Flood / Re: I'm Done With This Site
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:06:38 AM »
Shit games but alright.

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The Flood / Re: Dream Job?
« on: December 10, 2014, 11:48:41 PM »
Mobster


Spoiler
Or work at Blizzard

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Gaming / Re: Favorite childhood games
« on: December 10, 2014, 11:03:09 PM »
It was also the very first online game I played

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The Flood / Re: You Can Have any Food Right Now
« on: December 10, 2014, 11:00:12 PM »
This

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Serious / Re: Sex Offender Wins Big Jackpot
« on: December 10, 2014, 10:57:28 PM »
With Christmas being just a few weeks away he's extremely lucky.

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The Flood / Re: Child molester in Florida wins $3 million lottery prize
« on: December 10, 2014, 10:54:32 PM »
yeah, we got a thread in serious about it
My mistake.

I didn't notice it was there.

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The Flood / Lock this
« on: December 10, 2014, 10:52:21 PM »
There's a thread in Serious

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The Flood / Re: The Counting Game
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:53:18 PM »
420

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Gaming / Re: I refuse to buy Halo 5 unless Scarab Megazord is included
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:44:22 PM »
THAT'S BREAKING CANOES

3FAIL3 WILL NEVER ALLOW THAT

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The Flood / Re: Trailer for "San Andreas" (Not the GTA game)
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:37:53 PM »
Looks boring but The Rock is in it, so at least there's that.



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Gaming / Re: Why do sports games now have these fancy titles?
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:28:16 PM »


Comparing PC games to console games is a joke in itself.
Says the guy that said GM Mode in a sports game is a Story mode.

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Gaming / Re: Why do sports games now have these fancy titles?
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:23:01 PM »

lets be real, no game would ever release that much content for free.


Really now, they don't? Let me give you a prime example.

This is all what Starcraft 2 has and its all shipped with the game:

Starcraft 2 (both expansions)

- Over 50+ campaign missions

- 3 races to play as with dozens of different ways to play the game as each race

- Hundreds of achievements to unlock by doing various things. They can go from Winning games to doing something crazy.

- Unlockable Player Avatars, Custom Decals for your forces, Dance/Cheer Animations for units, and unit skins.

- Extension Mods allow you to change the way you play the game or even create your own. They can go from having Zombies randomly spawn around the map and attack the players, have infinite resources, have all 3 races available from the start of a game, or spawn whatever you want/change unit abilities.

- Map Editor that lets you create just about ANY type of gamemode you can think of. I'm still blown away as to what people can make.

- Ranked and Unranked Matchmaking with up to 8 players.

- Intense Ranking System with Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond, Master, and Grandmaster Leagues. Good luck trying to get into Grandmaster.

- Watch Replays from your games, download Replays from other people, and you can watch them with others. These Replays also save to your computer so you can upload them to YouTube if you want.

- The game has this thing called "Swarm Levels" which allow you to unlock various Avatars and custom decals for your armies to show off. You gain exp for building units, killing units/buildings, buying upgrades, and winning. Each race has a maximum Swarm Level of 35.

- You don't even have to play the core game. You can just spend your whole time in the Arcade and play ALL the games that the community comes up with.

Oh, and you can't do any of this in any sports game:
Spoiler
YouTube
Spoiler
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Trailer for "San Andreas" (Not the GTA game)
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:00:54 PM »
Reminds me of 2012 a bit. That movie sucked
That travesty was directed by Roland Emmerich. His movies are just about cities getting destroyed.

I dunno who's directing this one.

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The Flood / Re: Trailer for "San Andreas" (Not the GTA game)
« on: December 10, 2014, 03:53:32 PM »
Ayyy King City!
That's about 2 hours away from where I live.

Maybe Bakersfield will be in this movie. I want to see it get destroyed by a quake.

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The Flood / Re: What should I do?
« on: December 10, 2014, 03:49:41 PM »
You can get to know her but be sure you like her before doing anything stupid.
I will keep that in mind.

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