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17041
« on: December 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM »
Someone Photoshop some Reaper ships in the background blowing shit up
Harbinger approves
17042
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:44:27 AM »
At school. lel.
Me too. It was the last day before Christmas Break.
17043
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:33:18 AM »
Someone Photoshop some Reaper ships in the background blowing shit up
17044
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:28:37 AM »
I walked out of that movie about twenty minutes into it.
I'm pretty sure most people did. The movie was a disaster, no pun intended.
17045
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:19:16 AM »
17046
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:10:09 AM »
Well you guys its December 21st and its officially been 2 years since the world ended because the Mayans predicted it. The world was shook with the biggest earthquakes ever recorded, mainly the West coast of the US. The Yellowstone Super-Volcano asploded and destroyed everything in its path for thousands of miles. Other Volcanoes around the world exploded, also destroying everything in their paths. The areas not affected by these other devastating events were washed away by 30,000ft tidal waves. So I ask, where were you on that tragic day? 
17047
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:44:28 AM »
Fucking Jim the Jew Nose. SHould have seen it sooner.
Nah, unlike Jim, the guy in the pic is good at Dark Souls.
And unlike Jim he thinks Mass Effect sucks
Mass Effect is a gift from God himself, blessed by His word and soaked in His glorious fluids
We'll bang ok?
17048
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:41:20 AM »
The game is still fun as hell, the graphics were WAY ahead of its time(The game was made in 2001 and looks better than some newer PS2 games), and the soundtrack is still banging 13 years later. Easily one of my favorite games of all time. Its so good.
Skating around the Cruise Ship level with Wolverine never gets old.
What were some of your favorite PS2 games?
17049
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:09:26 AM »
Why does he look like he's about to drop the latest hit-Country album of 2014?
17050
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:04:57 AM »
Happy bday BC!
17051
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:04:09 AM »
WE GOT JACKALS IN THE COURTYARD
17052
« on: December 21, 2014, 01:03:39 AM »
Staring makes me uncomfortable :/
Gavin Free's long lost twin?
[Gavin Free Intensifies]
is that the face you make when a homosexual gets away?
WHAT IS GAME NIGHT?
Does rocks float on lava?
17053
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:53:26 PM »
I was expecting things to escalate between OP and the Jarl for a second.
Unfortunately nothing happened.
17054
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:27:01 PM »
What can I say? I have excellent memory.
17055
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:59:18 PM »
The dream I had last night was probably the best one I've had in a long time. Here's how it went:
It began in Skyrim, although it wasn't the game I was inside of. It was the town I live in IRL that looked old like the cities in Skyrim, stone buildings and whatnot.
It started off inside of my house but something was wrong. I didn't have my armor, weapons, and everything else that my Skyrim character has. It was my real-life version of myself that was in this world, unarmed and everything. I wander outside to see if I can find my character in the town and maybe I can be friends with him or something. As I was walking around town I noticed people from the game walking about and people I know IRL talking and interacting with them. Eventually I walk to this part of my town that looked exactly like the Castle Dour area in Solitude and I keep looking around for my character. I see him walk out of a door with the same exact armor and weapons I have equipped for him in the game. I have him in Enchanted Blades armor and he wears the Krosis mask for better Archery skill.
I walk up to him and I say "Hey! Its me! You're my character in Skyrim. Don't you know who I am?" He stops, turns around, walks up to me without saying a word, and pulls out a sword. He then strikes me with the sword nearly killing me. I stumble to the ground and he walks away as if nothing happened. I lay on the ground, holding my wound as I can barely move. I yelled at him with my remaining energy "I'm gonna kill you and take my shit back you bastard!" I passed out shortly after that.
I then wake up in somebody's house, completely fine. It turned out that Elisif the Fair saved me and healed me. Instead of her being a sweet and innocent Jarl like in the game, she was this badass warrior who was an expert with every weapon. She teaches me how to use a Bow and Sword so I can kill my character. I took both the Bow, Sword, and a ton of different arrows to use against him. My character was working with the Imperials so me and Elisif go on to attack Imperial Soldiers outside of town to catch my character's attention back in the city.
Eventually we do and a letter from Legate Rikke herself that I got from a courier said that my character wanted to fight me. I accepted and the fight was to be in the same area where my character attacked me the first time. Legate Rikke would be the referee of the fight I guess you can say. Elisif told me that she wanted to help but I said that she couldn't because this was between myself and my character. She understood and she went to spectate. Legate Rikke said that the winner had to slice the loser's throat.
My character and I both fought using swords. It was like fighting in First-Person Camera view in Skyrim. I crippled my character's legs and went for the final blow to the throat. I then took the armor and everything that my character had and it was now mine. Legate Rikke was shocked but she was proud. She even offered me a role in the Imperial Legion but I respectfully disagreed, even though that's who I sided with in the game.
Elisif remained my follower and we both left town. Then that is when I woke up.
Discuss epic dreams you've had
17056
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:57:58 PM »
17057
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:25:35 PM »
Thats nothing compared to the pelican eel. 
Isn't that a Gulper Eel?
17058
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:21:06 PM »
17059
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:08:23 PM »
Staring makes me uncomfortable :/
Gavin Free's long lost twin?
17060
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:09:19 PM »
My Windows 7
17061
« on: December 20, 2014, 02:53:02 PM »
1. I don't know. I've never been to Yosemite.
2. Oh yes, yes they are.
3. Of course they aren't.
4. Been fishing before but not kayaking.
5. In certain areas, yeah.
6 - 6. Wat
7. Never been on a plane
8. Yes
9. I wouldn't know
10. I love science but hate math so yes, this is true.
17062
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:38:35 AM »
I used to have the Tripods from War of the Worlds appear in my dreams for the longest time.
It would always end with me getting hit by one of those beams. I can feel the heat and everything. That's when I usually wake up.
17063
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:32:59 AM »
17064
« on: December 20, 2014, 02:56:22 AM »
I did this in Photoshop last year for a assignment. If you guys want a good laugh, then here you go lol
17065
« on: December 20, 2014, 02:48:53 AM »
Every once in a while I'll have a dream like that.
The last time I had a dream similar to that was like a month ago.
17066
« on: December 20, 2014, 02:36:52 AM »
Me and myself
17067
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:37:04 AM »
You stick it inside your own pooper
17068
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:15:45 AM »
17069
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:12:22 AM »
17070
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:03:24 AM »
Hey, be glad no one was around to have gotten hurt. One time my cousin was going out to his car to carry something in that he had forgotten out there and the neighbor was slightly drunk and drove by, when he did he ran over my cousins foot.
Good to hear he didn't hot your car though.
If he did hit my car, he would have received a Krogan headbutt to the face.
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