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The Flood / Re: The woman I love is getting married, AMA
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:17:03 AM »
1. Go to the wedding
2. Sneak around somewhere where no one can see you
3. Turn into a Werewolf
4. Run to the guy she's marrying
5. Kill him
6. Run away really far
7. Turn back into a human
8. Tell her you are sorry for what has happened
9. Stay close with her
10. Marry her

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The Flood / Re: Nexus is my bottom bitch
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:06:39 AM »
Britbong Imperialism at it again

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The Flood / Re: What do you look for in a male floodian.
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:56:42 PM »
Money

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5's Rocket Launcher
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:28:23 PM »
How many weapons in Halo aren't generic? Oh wait.




The Needler is really the only original weapon Halo has

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The Flood / Re: Worst Shit you have ever taken?
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:27:39 PM »
After that time I ate Mexican food.
Did you eat at a mexican restaurant? Because if you did, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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Gaming / Re: I fucking hate Microsoft >___<
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:22:58 PM »
Ew, the "new" Killer Instinct.

Killer Instinct: Gold all day erry day baby

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The Flood / Re: Have I stopped making CoD references?
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:20:25 PM »
Who's Soap?

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The Flood / Re: AirAsia Plane Goes Missing on Flight to Singapore
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:07:54 PM »
We need to build Protoss Observers

They are able to detect anything that is Invisible

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Gaming / Re: [Mind Blowing Game] It blows my mind when..
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:04:55 PM »
I think the only realistic thing about CoD is how the Pripyat level in Call of Duty 4 was designed.

Infinity Ward actually sent guys there to go through the city and countryside and make it almost completely identical to how the city is in real life.

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The Flood / Re: Am I a valuable member of the Avengers?
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:54:07 PM »
I'm more of a Justice League man myself

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Gaming / Re: You know what pisses me off in First-Person games?
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »
You can in some
Can you do see your feet in Battlefield? I don't remember.
Yes
Halo and Battlefield are the only FPS games I know where you can see your own feet

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Gaming / Re: You know what pisses me off in First-Person games?
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:42:49 PM »
You can in some
Can you do see your feet in Battlefield? I don't remember.

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The Flood / Re: Worst Shit you have ever taken?
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:26:51 PM »
Anytime I got to get out of bed in the middle of the night.

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Serious / Re: So I need to know...
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:25:18 PM »
My mom was the same way. Every Sunday I had to get up early and go to church. If I refused to get up and go, she threatened to take my electronics and stuff away because I didn't want to go to church. In reality I just wanted an extra day to myself to wake up late. Saturday was really the only day where I can wake up late and enjoy a day off from school without having to worry about anything else.

Around 5 years ago I told my mom that I wanted to stay home and sleep-in on Sundays. We went through this big conversation and I explained to her that I needed more sleep because I barely got any during the school week. She understood and since then I have not gone to church in 5 years.

I have no intent to go back any time soon either. I never felt a special connection in religion anyway.

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Gaming / You know what pisses me off in First-Person games?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:24:13 PM »
When you look down and you can't see your own god dammed feet.

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The Flood / Re: Florida hangout thread AKA Kool Kids Klub
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:15:44 PM »
have fun with your hurricanes, old people, and rampant crime
Have fun with your earthquakes, forest fires, niggers, and police brutality.
tfw when California hasn't had a big earthquake in 20 years
tfw when forest fires are a double-edge sword
tfw when niggers are more of a problem in the Southern States
tfw when police in California aren't as dumd as police in Florida

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The Flood / Re: Florida hangout thread AKA Kool Kids Klub
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:10:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What do you find most attractive in a woman?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:05:59 PM »
Face and booty

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Gaming / Re: CoD quickscoping fags get their own playlist
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:44:51 PM »
Good riddance.

Quickscoping is just... ugh... it's just about the cheapest way to get kills in Cawadoody. Hell I'd rather fight a team of Noobtubers than a few quickscopers ._______.
infinte ammo noobtube is fair and legal
It took skill

You know how long it took me to figure out the correct spots in the sky for each map to cross-map noob tube in MW2? A LONG time.

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The Flood / Re: The movie "Frozen"
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:37:40 PM »
Massively overrated. Decent enough OST though.
Exactly what I was thinking about the movie, at least that's what I hear from some people who watched it

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Gaming / CoD quickscoping fags get their own playlist
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:36:33 PM »
They're about 5 games too late to add this playlist

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/call-of-duty-advanced-warfare-gets-snipers-only-mo/1100-6424407/

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One Shot, as it's called, is a brand new, snipers-only mode where all players have reduced health and have to choose from very specific classes. Each of the five classes was custom designed by Sledgehammer Games with help from professional Call of Duty player NaDeSHoT to test players' sniper skills in Advanced Warfare.

Each class features the MORS, a bolt-action railgun sniper, along with a variety of perks, Scorestreaks, and Exo abilities. You can find the full details on the classes on the game's official website.

Sledgehammer Games is celebrating the new mode with a double XP weekend, which co-founder Michael Condrey said it might extend given the ongoing service issues with Xbox Live and PlayStation Network.

Activision and Sledgehammer Games recently released a teaser trailer for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare's upcoming zombies mode, Exo Zombies. The first episode in the Exo Zombies season is included with January's Havoc expansion, which you can get through Advanced Warfare's $50 DLC pass or by itself for $15. The expansion also adds new multiplayer maps and weapons to the game.

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The Flood / Re: When you see it. . .
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:31:09 PM »
Spoiler
That's normal behavior for Jeff Hardy

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Gaming / Re: Playing Halo CE when suddenly...
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:25:08 PM »
Yeah "suddenly..." Then what?
I dieded

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The Flood / The movie "Frozen"
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:24:48 PM »
What is so good about it? Is it even good or is it overrated?

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Gaming / Re: Playing Halo CE when suddenly...
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:20:05 PM »
I browse /r/Gaming too.
Me too. But not all the time.

This page I have liked on Facebook uploads cool Halo pictures sometimes and this was one of them.

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Gaming / Playing Halo CE when suddenly...
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:17:08 PM »

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He calls Obama a monkey but Kim Jong Un hanged out with Dennis Rodman lol

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Gaming / Re: So, how long before MCC gets Reach?
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:06:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you have a Sangheili as your avatar
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:55:43 PM »
Halo 2 Elites or gtfo

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