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16861
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:47:39 AM »
They're the worst. 
16862
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:32:20 AM »
Sophie Dee
16863
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:28:45 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
Are you calling us weak, split-chin?
Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.
Spoiler and stubbornness >__>
Anyway, seen any zombies around here?
You mean The Flood?
Nope. Killed them all.
This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood
You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.
Receiving transmission.
I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade
ALL SHIPS, FORM UP!
Reconfigure firing coordinates to sector six-one-alpha
BURN THEIR MONGREL HIDES!
The Yamato is loaded... and so am I 
16864
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:24:11 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
Are you calling us weak, split-chin?
Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.
Spoiler and stubbornness >__>
Anyway, seen any zombies around here?
You mean The Flood?
Nope. Killed them all.
This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood
You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.
Receiving transmission.
I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade
ALL SHIPS, FORM UP!
Reconfigure firing coordinates to sector six-one-alpha
16865
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:19:56 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
Are you calling us weak, split-chin?
Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.
Spoiler and stubbornness >__>
Anyway, seen any zombies around here?
You mean The Flood?
Nope. Killed them all.
This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood
You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.
Receiving transmission. I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade
16866
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:17:52 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
Are you calling us weak, split-chin?
Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.
Spoiler and stubbornness >__>
Anyway, seen any zombies around here?
You mean The Flood?
Nope. Killed them all.
This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood
16867
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:15:16 AM »
Go press this button
After you do that, secure this position then press these buttons
Then, come over to this spot and press more buttons
Defend this spot from Covenant/Prometheans
Oh, and once you're done, come press this button as well
16868
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:12:44 AM »
BATTLECROOSAH OPERATIONAL
16869
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:03:30 PM »
ayyy lmao
16870
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:00:36 PM »
I have never had a near-death experience.
16871
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:55:59 PM »
ifarted69
16872
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:53:03 PM »
BC
RocketMan
Alphy
Gojira
A Cheese Potato
Elegiac
Nuka
Korra
16873
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:51:02 PM »
16874
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:44:17 PM »
16875
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:42:03 PM »
only 1940's kids will get this XD
Hey that's not cool, man. My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the watchtower.
16876
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:38:09 PM »
Only 1770s kids will remember this 
16877
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:34:07 PM »
Activision butchered Bungie
16878
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:27:30 PM »
3.14 times
16879
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:54:21 PM »
Barrett 50 cal master race
Way better than the lolIntervention
16880
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:48:00 PM »
Hawkgirl Huntress Black Canary
16881
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:28:04 PM »
Quickscoping was the shit in MW and MW2 though.
You don't even want to know how hard I'd wreck you in a 1v1 intervention quickscopes only on Rust you cheeky cunt.
That gun was made specifically for faggots.
16882
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:25:31 PM »
Quickscoping was the shit in MW and MW2 though.
16883
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:51:31 AM »
They've all teamed up and are now attacking everything and everyone on Earth.
How screwed are we?
16884
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:45:23 AM »
In 7th or 8th grade I threw a football into a crowd of students and it hit a girl on the head. Never got caught.
One day in my Senior year of high school, my Economics teacher was having problems with his computer. I forgot what he was trying to do but I said "Press F13 and everything will be fixed." He spent like 3 minutes trying to find the F13 button then he said "Wait a minute, there is no F13 button." Twas hilarious. I got all my teachers to fall for that trick and we all got a good laugh.
I had this app on my phone that makes it act like a TV remote for certain devices. There's this thing called a Smartboard in the class which is like a projector and it shows the teacher's computer screen on the wall. The app let me turn the Smartboard projector on and off without the actual remote for it. My chemistry teacher was freaking out and she called the office to get some guy to come fix the projector. Everybody in the class was laughing because they knew I was doing it.
16885
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:28:31 AM »
13 year old Door is more fuckable than 18 year old Door. Remember that.
Calm down, Lonepaul
16886
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:12:10 AM »
16887
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:46:30 AM »
That's not a 1970 Camaro tho
16888
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:40:30 AM »
I'm the best mexican
More like most stereotype looking Mexican.
I shaved my mustache. All I have is my goatee now. I just need a haircut now.
16889
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:34:58 AM »
I'm the best mexican
16890
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:30:48 AM »
Xbox Live has been working fine for me this whole week.
Skyrim will freeze every once in a while but that's because Bethesda
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