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The Flood / Re: RP as your current avatar in this thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:58:47 AM »
We've all got skeletons in our closet. Keep it up, and I'll add yours to mine

16832
He's gonna like the prequels because of all that sand.

16833
Gaming / Re: Mass Effect fem shep walkthrough
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:53:00 AM »
There was a time about a year and a half ago when all I would play for like 8 months was the Mass Effect games. Bought all the DLC and everything and did like 6 consecutive playthroughs.

I think I was possessed by a Mass Effect Demon.
I think Harbinger assumed control of you for those 8 months

16834
The Flood / Re: Did you guys hear about the Revolution?
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:10:51 AM »
History started on July 4th, 1776

16835
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:09:27 AM »
Quick picture of my F2000. So hot.


Stop making me feel bad that I live in suburbs and can't just go use guns.
I live in California. I can't own 95% of the guns in this thread. How do you think I feel?

16836
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:06:52 AM »







16837
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:58:49 PM »

idk I always like how the Tavor looked.
That gun was a monster in MW2

16838
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:49:07 PM »





literally what happens if guns take viagra
For when you need that extra "oomph" to take down targets

16839
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:47:26 PM »







16840
The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:43:03 PM »
I remember playing Halo 3 with a guy back in 2009 and he told me that 2Pac was going to come back in 2014.

Uh...

16841
The Flood / Re: Mods are horny, post gun porn
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:39:06 PM »





16842
The Flood / Re: Describe your experience this year in a word or sentence.
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:12:09 PM »
Extremely shitty.

16843
Gaming / Mass Effect fem shep walkthrough
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:05:20 PM »
I've already played through all the games as Bro Shep but not as Fem Shep yet.

Should I do it or nah?

16844
The Flood / Re: ppsh hey
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:57:55 PM »

16845
The Flood / Re: Phobias
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:46:42 PM »
Math

16846
The Flood / Re: I just cured my hiccups by spitting some foamy spit out
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:29:41 PM »
I haven't gotten hiccups in years

16847
The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:27:03 PM »
Some of Russia's nukes were colossal in radius 0.0
The Tsar Bomb itself was quite fucking ridiculous
This is the estimate on how much devastation the Tsar Bomb would cause if it were to be detonated in a city such as New York.

16848
The Flood / Re: Guy Builds Replica Mclaren P1
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:38:27 PM »
That's a McLaren F1, not a P1.

16849
Gaming / Re: 343 is the reason halo is dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:00:28 PM »
Forge won't be in Halo 5
Spoiler
Because he died in Halo Wars

16850
The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:55:47 PM »
I'll wait another 10 years and then I'll think about it

16851
We still have to explore the oceans

16852
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Special Editions Announced
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:34:40 PM »
After what they did with Halo 4, I'm never pre-ordering a Special Edition of a Halo game.

16853
The Flood / Re: Least funny user here - DO NOT LOCK
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:26:45 AM »
Lemon probably. He's so insufferably unfunny and dour.
This guy
Lemon has his moments

16854
The Flood / Re: Best type of pie?
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:11:23 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Longest piss you've ever taken
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:08:13 AM »
Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
I'm bored as shit

16856
The Flood / Longest piss you've ever taken
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:03:20 AM »
Longest one I've taken was almost a minute and a half. I could have written a novel before I got done peeing.

16857
The Flood / Re: Least funny user here - DO NOT LOCK
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:53:46 AM »
I don't consider myself to be funny at all.

16858
The Flood / Re: Nose hairs
« on: December 29, 2014, 01:12:34 AM »
I got a trimming thing.
I don't have one unfortunately. I use tweezers to pull them when they get long. It hurts like hell sometimes.
Nigga you crazy
I'm not a nigga

16859
The Flood / Re: Gardeners
« on: December 29, 2014, 01:06:10 AM »
I can mow a lawn real good

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The Flood / Re: Nose hairs
« on: December 29, 2014, 01:02:21 AM »
I got a trimming thing.
I don't have one unfortunately. I use tweezers to pull them when they get long. It hurts like hell sometimes.

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