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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »
>Ferrari California

You high, bro?
Its the ugliest modern Ferrari.

The front looks retarded and the back looks even worse.

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between dogshit and mexican food?
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:55:04 PM »
Dogshit is Taco Bell/Del Taco and any other mexican restaurant.

Mexican food is what grandma makes and its the best.

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The Flood / Re: How do you take your coffee?
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:11:55 PM »
Where it belongs:
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:08:46 PM »
*google image search*

[Tim the Bear voice] "hey guys what's going on in here"


Looks like a giant, flattened marshmallow

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The Flood / Re: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:34:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:22:03 AM »
Quote
Veneno

Spoiler
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
I don't like cars that look like spaceships.


I think I see some resemblance...
The doors open the same and you got a big ass spoiler on the back like the tail of a spaceship so yes, there is a resemblance.

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:16:11 AM »
Spoiler
Loved that car in this episode lmfao

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:13:57 AM »
I present you, the Fiat Multipla.

Spoiler
LMAO Yes. I almost forgot about this car.

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:11:32 AM »
The classic bugattis will always be dank though.
Spoiler
If we're going classic Bugattis, I like the EB110. Looks like it has more soul than its younger brother the Veyron.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:08:38 AM »
Quote
Veneno

Spoiler
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
I don't like cars that look like spaceships.

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The Flood / Ugliest cars in the world
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:03:34 AM »
Post pics of cars you think are the ugliest in the world.
I'll begin:

Bugatti Veyron(all versions)
Spoiler

Corvette C4
Spoiler

Lamborghini Veneno
Spoiler

BMW X6
Spoiler

Nissan Juke
Spoiler

Nissan Leaf
Spoiler

Ferrari California
Spoiler

And finally...
Toyota Prius
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: If you look at this guy for a while
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:46:32 AM »
This did not help in the slightest.
Stop eating whoppers.

But they are so good!
Burger King is gross

Yall mothafuckas need Wendy's.

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:45:00 AM »
http://youtu.be/dElPz92oADE
I've brought the Bio,Luis, Jono theme song
That song always makes me get up and start doing the Shepard Shuffle

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:41:42 AM »

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:36:41 AM »
OMFG I can't believe I forgot about this song.

Here, let me play you the song of my people:

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: People actually believe this?
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:35:05 AM »
Prius = Japanese for Sexual Tyrannosaur

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:31:23 AM »

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Booty is love. Booty is life.

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:23:24 AM »
LET'S GROOVE
YouTube




Spoiler
You will never ever ever ever ever... EVER get me to wear a Tampa Bay Rays jersey though.
It's funny because the gif of that cat reminded me of you for some reason
Dawww

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The Flood / Re: If you look at this guy for a while
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:19:38 AM »
Man the harpoons

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The Flood / Re: DJ
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:10:49 AM »
LET'S GROOVE
YouTube




Spoiler
You will never ever ever ever ever... EVER get me to wear a Tampa Bay Rays jersey though.

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The Flood / Re: Secret for a secret thread?
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:04:41 AM »
Camnator's real name is... oh nevermind, people probably know it already.

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The Flood / Re: CURRANTLEY LISTENAN THRAED
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:33:48 AM »
Listening to this
YouTube

I hope you remembered to wear your neckbeard and fingerless gloves today
Amusing

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The Flood / Re: Gore Thread
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:30:14 AM »
Here's Rhyno giving the Gore to The Rock

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The Flood / Re: CURRANTLEY LISTENAN THRAED
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:29:06 AM »
Listening to this
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no Otthild user to flirt with
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:01:30 AM »
Well... there's always Korra and Isara

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The Flood / Re: We need a poetry thread
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:38:35 AM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Report to the ship as soon as possible
We'll bang, okay?

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The Flood / Re: Characters you relate with
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:43:24 AM »
Grunt, cause I'm always hungry and when someone pisses me off I just want to headbutt the shit out of them.

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The Flood / Re: So about the site update
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:38:53 AM »
Its really great. I was expecting everything to look totally different and look like a different site, but this is really nice.

I really enjoy having bigger avatar pictures.

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The Flood / Re: Ahhhhhh
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:22:34 AM »
I hate the heat.

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