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The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:19:34 AM »
Ayy bby
How have you been m8
Berry good my fweind hows about jew
Bored outta my god dammed mind.

Happens when you don't have any games to play.
Go outside fgt
But that would require me to get up and leave the room

15872
The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:18:02 AM »
Ayy bby
How have you been m8
Berry good my fweind hows about jew
Bored outta my god dammed mind.

Happens when you don't have any games to play.

15873
The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:15:41 AM »

15874
The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:14:54 AM »
It's ok if only 3 people are on.

Want to know why?

Quality over quantity, and I am as quality as it gets.
Nothing you post is worth quality until you tell me what timtams are

15875
The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:13:36 AM »

15876
The Flood / Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:12:39 AM »
Feels like there's only like 3 people online

15877
The Flood / Re: Remember Lucy from Narnia (2005)
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:11:50 AM »
some girls mature into hotness and some girls lose their hotness as they mature

fact of life

wreaks havoc on scene kids, they end up saying the exact opposite of what they did when they were younger to accommodate their new place within the attractiveness scale, it's lulzy
Zing

'zing' in what sense...
In regard to your first sentence.

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The Flood / Re: Remember Lucy from Narnia (2005)
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:10:03 AM »
some girls mature into hotness and some girls lose their hotness as they mature

fact of life

wreaks havoc on scene kids, they end up saying the exact opposite of what they did when they were younger to accommodate their new place within the attractiveness scale, it's lulzy
Zing

15879
The Flood / Re: Australian in America feels
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:07:05 AM »

15880
The Flood / Re: Australian in America feels
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:05:22 AM »
The hell are timtams

15881
The Flood / Re: Remember Lucy from Narnia (2005)
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:58:39 AM »
Mother of gawd

15882
The Flood / Re: theres this girl i like
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:21:18 AM »
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

15883
The Flood / Re: Your Daily Reminder that this actually exists.
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:13:09 AM »
DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, BROTHER

15884
The Flood / Re: Do you use any hair products?
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:07:27 AM »
My hair is super short. I don't need to use hair products.

15885
Total dudebro

15886
Show him your dank memes

15887
Gaming / Re: Do you know what time it is?! [SSB4 Tourney]
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:30:50 PM »
Let me steal my friend's Wii U and copy of Smash and then I'll sign up

15888
The Flood / Re: Halo Killer
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:21:24 PM »
Here's your Halo killer

15889
The Flood / Re: how do you guys make your letters all big n stuff
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:08:25 PM »
LIKE THIS

15890
The Flood / Re: Need suggestions for novel
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:07:47 PM »
The characters enter a dark, empty room. They notice a console and walk over to it.

They activate it and they begin to hear abnormal sounds, possibly other lifeforms.

The lights turn on in the room, the doors open, and the aliens make their appearance.

The aliens say "wut class u gun play?" and the slaughter begins.

15891
The Flood / Re: Remember When Verb Got Kicked From That QotSA Concert
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:37:53 PM »
Fucking hell man, stop fucking cussing so god damn much you fuck nugget. We all know you're fucking pissed off so stop fucking cussing so much.

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The Flood / Re: This is the most powerful scene i will never forget in WW2.
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:16:29 PM »
I got nothing but mad respect for all the brave souls that went through hell that day.

15893
The Flood / Re: So considering Marvel is now in charge of Spider-Man.
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:06:56 PM »
In order for Spider-Man to be successful, this man needs to come back

If they made a movie just about him and his spiderman fetish,
Spoiler
A few months ago there was talks about making a movie on Aunt May.

Fuck that shit.

Give us Jonah Jameson and the actor that played as him in his own stand-alone movie.

15894
Gaming / Re: Ideas for the next Mass Effect
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:49:20 PM »
I wish they'd make a Mass Effect game that takes place during the Rachni Wars.
There also needs to be a game about Blasto, the Hanar Spectre

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The Flood / Re: Name a shitty band
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:29:21 PM »
The Beatles

15896
The Flood / Re: Teetotalitarianism (Alcohol survey)
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:28:45 PM »
Never have drank before and I don't want to.

I never saw the appeal towards it anyway.

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The Flood / Re: So I was watching Return of the Jedi with my family...
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

 Needs more Max Rebo.
Max Rebo, the guy that looks like a blue elephant

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The Flood / Re: So I was watching Return of the Jedi with my family...
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:10:00 PM »
Its just George Lucas and his obsession with CGI

That wasn't in the original film version.

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The Flood / Re: I just cut myself with a butterknife.
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:52:55 PM »


Quote
I just cut myself with a butterknife

15900
The Flood / Re: How has your day been-kun?
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:25:25 PM »
I just woke up an hour ago and ate some pancakes, eggs, and bacon

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