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15451
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:45:09 AM »
She's gonna come back as a human and bang Master Chief
15452
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:15:59 AM »
Well, some guys have all the luck.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
15453
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:11:56 AM »
But when I have money I'm happy.
When I don't have money, am sad.
15454
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:03:12 AM »
Toho's releasing a new movie next year and the sequel to the 2014 Godzilla film is coming out in 2018.
I can't wait to see King Ghidorah back in action.
15455
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:37:34 PM »
Facebook?
Why don't you face book and study?
15456
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:15:17 PM »
ITT: People thinking ODST is better than CE
It is.
Lmao no, no its not.
15457
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:10:25 PM »
ITT: People thinking ODST is better than CE
15458
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:08:13 PM »
 But in all seriousness, I'll be down for a remastered Gears series. I never finished the first Gears and I loved the campaigns of both 2 and 3. I also had a lot of fun playing Horde mode with friends.
15459
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:05:24 PM »
Oh yeah, I hate that first amphitheater so much. I killed about 20 Jackal Snipers there once.
I always loved the dialogue in Halo 2 from the NPCs. They say some great stuff.
15460
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:01:22 PM »
It was raining yesterday and according to the news more rain is on the way.
15461
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:57:38 AM »
Religious and political discussions were forbidden
That was a good thing
15462
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:48:23 AM »
i like spiders, i put them in on my penis
Hawt
15463
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:04:42 AM »
I couldn't have anything Pokemon related growing up because my mom is religious. She would always tell me that "Pokemon is the devil!" and other religious nonsense.
So because of that I never owned a Pokemon card, owned/played a Pokemon game, or have any other Pokemon related stuff. At school I kinda felt left out because a lot of my friends had all this Pokemon stuff and it was cool.
The closest thing I had to Pokemon was watching the show whenever it would come on Cartoon Network.
15464
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:44:17 AM »
No cause that's gay
15465
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:10:53 AM »
Not as bad as the shows on Disney Channel
15466
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:55:00 AM »
I think it would be a good time to mention that I am extremely frightened of bees.
If you're allergic to them then I understand.
15467
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:50:48 AM »
Holy spirit
oh wait
already did
I wanna OD on penetrating your anus.
..........I don't really know what to say to that.
My fist. Your ass. Now.
Hey now... God is watching you guys.
Odin is my only god.
Bless you
15468
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:46:02 AM »
Holy spirit
oh wait
already did
I wanna OD on penetrating your anus.
..........I don't really know what to say to that.
My fist. Your ass. Now.
Hey now... God is watching you guys.
15469
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:41:14 AM »
I don't like to kill bugs
I only kill of they annoyed the crap outta me
if not I usually try to ask someone to kill it for me... or I try to push it to the garage and even then I don't like doing that
lol a few weeks ago I saw a creepy crawly on my wall so I spent like 5 minutes contemplating on what I should use to take it out. I just used a cup and folder to take it out, i expect for that spider to some day save my life
The only bugs I won't ever kill are bees. They're too important.
This one time I had a spider living on my window. He was a total bro. He caught some flies and took care of them for me.
I actually have not seen a bee In a while, now that I think about it ...
They're starting to come out. I already have a ton of them in one of my trees.
15470
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:37:28 AM »
Your other avatar was better
Copy that
Awww yiss
15471
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:36:59 AM »
Orbital nuke.
Its the only way to be sure.
y u no Ion Cannon? 
15472
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:35:27 AM »
Your other avatar was better
15473
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:34:21 AM »
I don't like to kill bugs
I only kill of they annoyed the crap outta me
if not I usually try to ask someone to kill it for me... or I try to push it to the garage and even then I don't like doing that
lol a few weeks ago I saw a creepy crawly on my wall so I spent like 5 minutes contemplating on what I should use to take it out. I just used a cup and folder to take it out, i expect for that spider to some day save my life
The only bugs I won't ever kill are bees. They're too important. This one time I had a spider living on my window. He was a total bro. He caught some flies and took care of them for me.
15474
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:28:51 AM »
Doesn't your race eat bugs?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
15475
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:25:14 AM »
It looked like a mosquito. It was flying around my face, annoying me so I grabbed it and proceeded to smash it on my desk.
How do you kill bugs?
Edit: GOD DAMMIT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
UGH!!
15476
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »
I'm not in a very good mood tonight.
It was actually a pretty decent day, figures.
this might help your night
Lawd have mercy
15477
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:09:23 AM »
b.next > b.old
-Said no one ever
15478
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:59:25 PM »
Because it was... minus the Reach Forum of course.
15479
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:06:23 PM »
"Life sucks and then you die." -Vinny Mac
How does that guide your life, though?
Because its kinda true
15480
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:04:26 PM »
"Life sucks and then you die." -Vinny Mac
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