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Gaming / Re: Mike Colter says Cortana to have role in H5
« on: March 20, 2015, 03:03:12 PM »
She's gonna be in a Master Chief wet dream

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever seen a Tesla commercial on TV?
« on: March 20, 2015, 03:02:33 PM »
I see a Tesla car at least every other day.

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The Flood / Re: >work as pizza delivery guy
« on: March 20, 2015, 02:59:32 PM »
Her: "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!"

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The Flood / Re: Woah Jeez all deez locked threads.
« on: March 20, 2015, 03:50:48 AM »
I only see 1 locked thread

Edit: Just looked again, I see 3 now. I need to go to sleep.

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The Flood / Re: Cosplay idea for Mrs Batch
« on: March 20, 2015, 02:30:50 AM »
Right here

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YOU CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM



/thread

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The Flood / Re: Did you know
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:37:37 AM »
Did you know that if you take all of the world's elephants and line them up to the moon, they would all die?

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:36:36 PM »
Nah, my dad loves western movies
I don't mind the ones with Clint Eastwood but some of the ones he watches with actors nobody knows are soooo damn boring like wow, who would watch this.
I could watch spaghetti westerns on AMC all fucking day, yo.
They're not on AMC. They're on some channels called El Rey Network and Sundance.

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The Flood / Re: Yo soy el taco!
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:20:49 PM »
It hurts to read this thread.
but me and jono are hispanic
2 posts aren't enough to cleanse this filth.
Mexicans are taking over the world

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:07:41 PM »
Lionsgate
THX (I always called it the "noisy rectangle" when I was a kid)
THX is god tier
The loudest sound of everyone's childhood

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:06:25 PM »
Nah, my dad loves western movies
I don't mind the ones with Clint Eastwood but some of the ones he watches with actors nobody knows are soooo damn boring like wow, who would watch this.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:57:01 PM »
ITT: I hate watching movies with my family.
Same.

My mom won't watch anything that's rated R and if she does she'll complain about the cussing and all that shit.

My dad watches the shitty movies on Chiller and Syfy. Once in a while he will watch a good movie, some of his favorites are Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies.
Do all dads have some urge to watch shitty horror movies? Because that seems to be the majority of movies my dad adds to the netflix queue.
I guess so.

My uncle is the same way according to my aunt.

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The Flood / Re: I suck at facebook, help
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:53:28 PM »
When you put the link URL into a status, it will show a thumbnail of a picture from the article if there is one.

From there, whoever clicks it will be taken to that article on whatever site its from.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:48:55 PM »
ITT: I hate watching movies with my family.
Same.

My mom won't watch anything that's rated R and if she does she'll complain about the cussing and all that shit.

My dad watches the shitty movies on Chiller and Syfy. Once in a while he will watch a good movie, some of his favorites are Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Countdown: HUNT the TRUTH (3 Days)
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:44:29 PM »
So... the Prophet of Truth is coming back as a Combat Form to have his revenge?

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:41:41 PM »
Also, motherfucking MGM.
I was looking for that one but for some reason I couldn't remember the name of it. Its been awhile since I've watched a movie with that intro.

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The Flood / Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:32:56 PM »
Before you watch a movie, you're greeted with an intro of the film corporation that produced the movie. They all have iconic intros but which one is the best?

Universal Pictures
YouTube


20th Century Fox
YouTube


Dreamworks Pictures
YouTube


TriStar Pictures
YouTube


Paramount Pictures
YouTube


Warner Bros. Pictures
YouTube


Pixar
YouTube


MGM
YouTube


I like 20th Century Fox the most because everytime I hear the music and see that intro, it reminds me of Star Wars.

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The Flood / Re: I had a b.net lol today.
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:16:09 PM »
I try really hard to get banned on Bnet but its fucking impossible

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:08:18 PM »
There is a way not to think with my penis?

Yes.

Decimator is a woman confirmed.

Or a man that could control his fucking hormones.

>Men

>Controlling hormones

Top kek

PSU confirmed as douchebag male that can't control his peepee.
But PSU is Mad Max

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Guess a user's age!
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:04:35 PM »
Gee, if only there was a way to tell what someone's age is on here.
I'm gunna guess you're 19
*gasp*

How did you know?!

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Gaming / Re: How much did ign get paid...
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:03:47 PM »
Just imagine an Activision logo and Destiny in this gif

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Gaming / Re: Star Wars Battlefront to debut in April
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:58:02 PM »
I'm simultaneously scared and excited at the same time

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Guess a user's age!
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:53:27 PM »
Gee, if only there was a way to tell what someone's age is on here.

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Great band.

Favorite song is Around the World.

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The Flood / Re: My dog is howling
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:28:18 AM »
I gave the fog a compressed beef mega bone and it somehow broke his mind. He's just been wandering around aimlessly with it in his mouth. Not doing anything with this empty, dopey look on his face.
The hell is a fog?

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Gaming / Re: will mester chef be killed off?
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:04:42 AM »
No because games without MC don't sell as well.

ODST did.
Only sold a lot because of the second part of the Mythic Map Pack and the Reach Beta

You forgot one other important thing...

Spoiler
Oh yeah... the Vidmasters and Recon armor

And then a few years later, 343i gives everyone Recon armor for free.

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The Flood / Re: MIDGET IS A PEGBOY
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:00:31 AM »
Your threads are bad and you should feel bad.

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Gaming / Re: will mester chef be killed off?
« on: March 19, 2015, 02:59:57 AM »
No because games without MC don't sell as well.

ODST did.
Only sold a lot because of the second part of the Mythic Map Pack and the Reach Beta

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The Flood / Re: NO MODS POST DANK MEMES!!!!!
« on: March 19, 2015, 02:26:03 AM »
nighty night folks, behave yourselves ^____^

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The Flood / Re: NO MODS POST DANK MEMES!!!!!
« on: March 19, 2015, 02:14:24 AM »

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