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The Flood / Re: Something to make you think
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:13:13 AM »
Do you guys ever start fapping, then stop to look at your erect penis in detail? Like you look closely at the aesthetics and wonder if your dick is aesthetically pleasing? Or is the head oddly shaped and disproportionate? Are the vein bulges too big and unsightly? Do you have dick hair that needs man-scaping? Or do you have a beta-curved mutan banana penis?

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Nowadays people sue other people for anything

15033
In the Forza games, you can hire drivers to do the race for you. You can do that for any race.

I would do that in Forza 2 during those marathon lap times. No chance in hell I'm gonna sit there for 2 hours driving 40 laps around the same track.

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Gaming / Re: Everybody in Dragon Age has a stupid nose
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:23:46 AM »
Could be worse...

They could all have the same size as Triple H's nose

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Cause everybody wants to get away from here, myself included
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I just joined the Illuminati
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:12:36 AM »
lol you've become a puppet

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:11:09 AM »
I've been feeling the same way these past couple days

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The Flood / Re: I've been convinced to give it another go
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:35:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I've been convinced to give it another go
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:32:29 PM »
Oh you know, same old same old.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon wiki
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:15:44 PM »
Look at all those homo sapiens in the member list

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The Flood / Re: I baked a pie
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:37:17 PM »
Some... poontang pie?
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: >walk into mom's bedroom
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:31:03 PM »
Tell her to bend over so I can see her booty

15043
The Flood / Re: Sep7 illuminati exposed
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:22:35 PM »
Its almost April and I'm gonna miss the cOLD weather

15044
Get the Angry army to join Sep7agon

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No because I have the same password for everything

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The Flood / Re: Rey mysterio dies aged 40
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:20:54 PM »
With the recent events that Rey Mysterio is going through right now this isn't the best time to link that video.
Why what happened?
Watch this
YouTube


holy fuck

they probably could have saved him if they did something sooner, hard to tell if it was serious in the beginning though
The scariest thing about wrestling is the accidents.

I feel bad for Rey. That guy that died in the video was a good friend of his.

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The Flood / Re: Rey mysterio dies aged 40
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:00:05 PM »
With the recent events that Rey Mysterio is going through right now this isn't the best time to link that video.
Why what happened?
Watch this
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Rey mysterio dies aged 40
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:57:09 PM »
With the recent events that Rey Mysterio is going through right now this isn't the best time to link that video.

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The Flood / Re: Elite Four members only thread.
« on: March 24, 2015, 03:34:23 PM »
Elite 4 = Homo Sapiens

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As far as I'm concerned, Vice City was just as popular as San Andreas was back in the day. More than likely Vice City will be the setting of the next installment.

If not Vice City then it should be Las Venturas.

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I still can't believe people are judging the outcome of the new Star Wars movie based on a teaser trailer.... A TEASER trailer in which we barely saw anything.

I believe the new Star Wars movies are going to be great and I'm looking forward to all of them.

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The Flood / Re: Do you want a warm fuzzy?
« on: March 24, 2015, 03:59:12 AM »
I don't cuddle. I hate being warm.

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The Flood / Re: Are there any Germans in Sep7agon?
« on: March 24, 2015, 02:46:59 AM »
Nein

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The Flood / Re: Bungie mods know not to Fak with
« on: March 24, 2015, 02:14:19 AM »
I haven't seen a mod on Bnet in weeks.

I only see those figs that are "mentors." What the fuck is a mentor anyway?

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The Flood / Re: Das Boot + Catzilla
« on: March 24, 2015, 02:03:37 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Bullshit things in games?
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:53:50 AM »
Joining into a multiplayer game where the teams you join has a hilariously and painfully low score and the enemy team only needs two kills
That happened to me once in Black Ops 2 when I joined late during a Team Deathmatch game.

The other team needed just 2 kills to win while my team needed 12 more to win.

I won the game by getting all 12 kills in a row for my team. I thought I'd hear some trash talk in the lobby after the match but nobody had their mic plugged in.
I hear everybody here gets 25 kills and no deaths in deathmatches and here I am struggling at best.
Well CoD is relatively easy to play because there's hardly any skill involved.

My best match in any CoD was 79-5 during a game of Domination in MW2.

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Gaming / Re: Bullshit things in games?
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:49:01 AM »
Joining into a multiplayer game where the teams you join has a hilariously and painfully low score and the enemy team only needs two kills
That happened to me once in Black Ops 2 when I joined late during a Team Deathmatch game.

The other team needed just 2 kills to win while my team needed 12 more to win.

I won the game by getting all 12 kills in a row for my team. I thought I'd hear some trash talk in the lobby after the match but nobody had their mic plugged in.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, it's time for an AMA, ask me anything
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:40:25 AM »
How come the dogs in my neighborhood keep barking?

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The Flood / Re: AMA me anything (this is not a copycat thread)
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:36:18 AM »
Why did you copy Isara?

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https://www.bungie.net/
Spoiler
I'm kidding

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