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Gaming / Re: FALLOUT 4 TRAILER
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:43:27 PM »
First thing I'm gonna do when I get this game is go to Fenway Park and see if there's Super Mutants playing baseball or something

I'm hoping for a Yankees/Red Sox reference, maybe something about Babe Ruth ha.
Or Mickey Mantle or Ted Williams since Fallout is based around 1950s USA

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The Flood / Re: what type of robot
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:29:08 PM »
Spoiler
LAAAAAAWWWWRREEEEEEEENNNNNNNCCEE
You put the 'wit' in twit, suh

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The Flood / Re: what type of robot
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:08:22 PM »
The anti-communist, nuke-throwing kind

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Gaming / Re: So now that the dust has settled
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:42:20 PM »
Bobbleheads are back! Had a fun time exploring and looking for those.

Looks like Deathclaws are back too. They showed a creature that looked like one for like a split second.

Our character looks like he is going to talk now so hopefully the dialogue between characters is more in-depth and meaningful than before.

The Brotherhood of Steel looks like they're going to play a major role in this game.

And I spotted a Laser Rifle. I liked using that weapon. It was really great.
Bobble heads are back?!
You didn't see the bobble head in the garage towards the end of the trailer?

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Gaming / Re: FALLOUT 4 TRAILER
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:31:07 PM »
First thing I'm gonna do when I get this game is go to Fenway Park and see if there's Super Mutants playing baseball or something

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Gaming / Re: What was so terrible about ET?
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:20:54 PM »
It almost killed the video game industry in the early 80s and thousands of copies of the game were buried in the desert.

There are some games made in the modern day that should have gotten the desert treatment, like Ride to Hell and Rambo.

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Gaming / Re: So now that the dust has settled
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:11:57 PM »
Bobbleheads are back! Had a fun time exploring and looking for those.

Looks like Deathclaws are back too. They showed a creature that looked like one for like a split second.

Our character looks like he is going to talk now so hopefully the dialogue between characters is more in-depth and meaningful than before.

The Brotherhood of Steel looks like they're going to play a major role in this game.

And I spotted a Laser Rifle. I liked using that weapon. It was really great.

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Jive you're so fucking gay, man.
Not as gay as loaf

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Those are ugly models, you are fucked in the head if you are into them


I will post actual attractive people shortly
Then the homo sapien mods will lock it again like last time

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gah... I need to burn these images outta my head

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Gaming / Re: Call of Duty Must Die!
« on: June 03, 2015, 03:27:27 AM »
millions of people are fucktards who haven't played anything BUT CoD (and skyrim, and candy crush, and 2048) in their lives
I totally forgot that Candy Crush existed

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The Flood / Re: So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:16:37 AM »
Like hell we do, thats an American thing.
Nope, went to Mexico and everyone I met, to my horror puts ketchup on their pizza.
Never seen a single Mexican do that.
Then why do they also give you ketchup bottles in Mexican pizzerias
why would you go to a Mexican pizzeria
Mexican pizzerias exist? Those are a thing?
>Mexican
>Doesn't even know anything about Mexico

I'm not even Mexican and I'm more Mexican than you
>mudblood
>thinks he knows jack about traditional Mexican food
You didn't grow up on abuela's sweet cooking, come back when you reincarnate as a Mexican, then we'll talk.
I had to suffer through lots of traditional Mexican food
0/10 would not eat that shit again
What shitty mexican restaurant were you eating at? Mauricios?

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The Flood / Re: I just rescued 2 creepy crawlies
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:11:50 AM »
Ew, what the hell? I go out of my way to kill bugs. They're the worst.
Just don't kill bees.

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The Flood / Re: So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:10:49 AM »
Like hell we do, thats an American thing.
Nope, went to Mexico and everyone I met, to my horror puts ketchup on their pizza.
Never seen a single Mexican do that.
Then why do they also give you ketchup bottles in Mexican pizzerias
why would you go to a Mexican pizzeria
Mexican pizzerias exist? Those are a thing?
>Mexican
>Doesn't even know anything about Mexico

I'm not even Mexican and I'm more Mexican than you
I've never been to Mexico. I got no business over there.

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The Flood / Re: So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:09:23 AM »
Like hell we do, thats an American thing.
Nope, went to Mexico and everyone I met, to my horror puts ketchup on their pizza.
Never seen a single Mexican do that.
Then why do they also give you ketchup bottles in Mexican pizzerias
why would you go to a Mexican pizzeria
Mexican pizzerias exist? Those are a thing?

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The Flood / Re: Need some advice (mexicans)
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:08:23 AM »
Tijuana is dangerous, most cities on the US/Mexico border are the danger zones so stay away from those.

Don't drink the water because it tastes like shit. You're better off drinking Coca Cola or anything else.

If you see a black SUV with tinted windows more than likely those are dangerous people.

Have money to buy toilet paper if you gotta take a shit.

And call every girl you see "Puta" it means beautiful.

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The Flood / Re: So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 01:04:44 AM »
Like hell we do, thats an American thing.
Even white people don't do that

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The Flood / So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:59:02 AM »
Even though in all my 19 years of living and hanging out with mexican friends, I have never seen that happen in my entire life.

That shit is false fam

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The Flood / REGULATORS
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:54:30 AM »
MOUNT UP
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Call of Duty Must Die!
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:44:15 AM »

Anyone who plays cod is a fucking moron and is more than likely terrible at FPS
But BO2 is good.
Compared to MW3/Ghosts sure, but a gilded turd is still a turd
Blops 2 was the best CoD since MW2

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The Flood / Re: I just rescued 2 creepy crawlies
« on: June 03, 2015, 12:03:16 AM »
You better kill them before they start breeding.

I just killed the mother of all cockroaches the other day. Haven't seen any since.

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The Flood / Re: Which pocket do you carry your wallet in?
« on: June 02, 2015, 11:43:25 PM »
I only wear shorts and I have my wallet in my bottom left pocket.

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The Flood / Re: Why are women's breasts considered NSFW?
« on: June 02, 2015, 11:26:04 PM »
Booty is life

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Gaming / Re: Call of Duty Must Die!
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:48:52 PM »
Wonder what abomination Infinity Ward is going to shit out next year. Hopefully that CoD puts the nail in the coffin for the series.

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Gaming / Re: best games to buy on steam
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:31:14 PM »
Civilization 5 so you can see Ghandi nuke the fuck outta everyone

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:26:39 PM »
Uh, dude, that's Kimbo Slice.

wrong brotendo, that's Mother Theresa
Motherfucker, I'm telling you it's Tyler Perry.

you think you know these things, but you just don't, the photo clearly displays don cheadle
What? It's Rick James, bitch.

if only you could see it was Ray Charles
You need to see that it's Stevie Wonder.

Booker T Washington and rocketman are ashamed of you


CAN YOU DIG IT... SUCKAAAAA?!

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How much money did Dick Cheney make off the Iraq War?

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:13:18 PM »
That's Will Smith

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Gaming / Re: Would you be up for a Reach Xbox One port?
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:11:40 PM »


Pre-TU reach? Fuck Yeah.
Post-TU reach? Fuck No.

In the event of a port it'd be done by 343 of course, so naturally they'd have that abomination taped onto it so I think I'll just let Reach rest in piece in pieces on my shelf >.>
But TU reach was the only remotely good reach
Zero Bloom gameplay was broken as fuck
Only because the DMR was fundamentally a terrible default weapon because it was a pocket sniper. At least ZBNS got rid of bloom and at least made DMR battles more dependent on actual skill
But it gave us the zero bloom Magnum which was the only gun you needed in that gametype

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The Flood / Re: Religious people are such fucking idiots
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:08:51 PM »
Some Mormons came to my door the other day and my dad sent them away.

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