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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:30:24 AM »
Have you ever taken a shit and it came out really quick, and then your butthole hurt?
Stop eating Taco Bell

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:29:59 AM »
A reminder that anyone you're talking to on the internet could be mid crap and you'd never know.
Nothing wrong with taking the browns to the super bowl and using the internet at the same time
But now you're thinking about it.
Well actually, I've been holding it in for the longest time.

I think I'll go before I take a shower.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:28:06 AM »
A reminder that anyone you're talking to on the internet could be mid crap and you'd never know.
Nothing wrong with taking the browns to the super bowl and using the internet at the same time

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The Flood / Re: Would you hire me to mow your lawn?
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:20:53 AM »
Depends on your rates, m8.
Since you're the mod I like the most, I'll do yours for free carnal

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The Flood / Re: Just watched a couple of episodes of The 100
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:19:32 AM »
Currently waiting on season 2 of Daredevil. Heard The Punisher is gonna make an appearance and if he does that would be so sick.

And I'm also waiting for season 3 of Arrow to be added on Netflix. I just recently finished seasons 1 and 2 again.

I have also been watching old episodes of Spongebob. They never get old.

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The Flood / Re: So yeah, I'm leaving Sep7agon forever in an hour.
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:15:27 AM »
Assbag beat me at Bunker Wars

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Gaming / Re: Marahawn Lynch is in Black Ops 3
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:14:50 AM »
Who?
An overrated running back for the Seattle Seahawks

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The Flood / Re: Would you hire me to mow your lawn?
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:14:12 AM »
See that's what I thought but then I was like, oh yea other people live in Minnesota.
Minnesota is full of homo sapiens

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The Flood / Re: Would you hire me to mow your lawn?
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:02:19 AM »
What if i'm in your neighborhood?
Nobody within a 150 mile radius uses Sep7agon besides me

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The Flood / Would you hire me to mow your lawn?
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:58:57 AM »
T4R

I make sure my frontyard looks the best in the neighborhood and I will make sure yours does too.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:21:16 AM »
I dumped your mom
CALM DOWN ROCKETMAN YOU'RE SUCH A SAVAGE BRUH

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:09:15 AM »
#justmexicanthings
At least I'm not a nigger

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The Flood / Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:01:36 AM »
It feels like you're dumping a bus?

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The Flood / Re: drunk as hell ama
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:55:25 AM »
What would you do if Azula was dad?

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Class
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:50:26 AM »
The hell is a Kroger

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The Flood / Re: So yeah, I'm leaving Sep7agon forever in an hour.
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:34:34 AM »
You never invite me to play SC2 anymore

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The Flood / Re: Would you fuck Cheat?
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:31:20 AM »
Nigga you gay

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The Flood / Re: Say why you'd report the user above you
« on: June 09, 2015, 10:01:54 PM »
Cheat is a hacker and I can't report him because there's no button to do it

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Gaming / Re: When will PS3/X360 be legacy
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:44:01 PM »
They were still making games for the PS2 well into the 360/PS3's prime years.

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The Flood / Re: Give me something to draw
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:12:06 PM »
Jaina Proudmoore

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The Flood / Re: Next World Trade Center revealed
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:33:32 PM »
tfw you're not president and can't blow it up

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:23:23 PM »
I've never stolen anything in my life.

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The Flood / Re: I dare yo to find white trash worse than this
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:22:02 PM »
How come I never see things like this when I go to Wal Mart

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The Flood / Re: How do you not get ignored on B.net?
« on: June 09, 2015, 04:54:46 PM »
Its because you didn't make a roleplay, religion, or political thread.

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Gaming / Re: Black man confirmed for Halo 5
« on: June 09, 2015, 04:44:43 PM »
Free DLC, eh?

Hope the maps aren't shit.

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The Flood / Re: If we ever discover intelligent alien life...
« on: June 09, 2015, 04:41:30 PM »
And then they fuck us up War of the Worlds style

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Gaming / Re: Marahawn Lynch is in Black Ops 3
« on: June 09, 2015, 04:38:24 PM »
Why not Aaron Hernandez?

He's already a killer.

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The Flood / Re: I'm bigger than all of my girlfriend's father's.
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:20:10 AM »
That is something I will never be able to say

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Gaming / Re: I've created my first montage.
« on: June 09, 2015, 04:14:46 AM »
I was expecting to hear Youtube's theme song in your video

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