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The Flood / God damn dog
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:25:20 AM »
Some big ass stray dog came into my yard and took the biggest shit ever on my grass that I just mowed. Not cool fam.

I better not catch that dog coming to my yard again or else I'll punt kick that motherfucker.


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The remake can go fuck itself.

The old movie is way better.

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Gaming / Re: Games you thought would suck, but ended up enjoying
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:30:51 PM »
Black Ops 2

I gave the game so much shit for going futuristic and everything. I thought it was gonna be worse than the first Blops but I ended up enjoying it as much as CoD 4 and MW2. Probably my second favorite CoD.

Far Cry 3

I played it at first and I didn't like it. I took a break from it then went back to it and played it nonstop for around 2 weeks and enjoyed the shit out of it.

Battleblock Theater

Friends bought it and wanted me to get it too. I thought the game looked silly and not enjoyable. I got it and got slightly addicted to it, especially the Ball game mode and Capture the Horse. Shit was fun as hell.

Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath

I thought it would suck because it was an RTS on a console. But man, this game is easily the best console RTS game ever. The controls are fantastic, the graphics are great, and just everything else about this game is superb.

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Gaming / Re: how does one git gud at fps games?
« on: June 13, 2015, 05:19:11 PM »
You just need to play a lot. When I first started playing FPS games online like Halo and CoD, I was terribad and would go extremely negative every game.

Over time I got better at handling situations, finding the right playstyles for myself, learned the maps/spawns, played with people better than me to help improve my skills and adapt to new playstyles, and watched videos online of players playing the games too.

Doing that helped me improve a whole lot whether it was Halo or CoD. Now I was the one who would be on top of the lobby every game and I make sure I am all the time.

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Play this on full blast repeatedly until the party is over
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: If You could give me one piece of advice
« on: June 13, 2015, 03:01:51 PM »
We got jackals in the courtyard

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Gaming / Re: Smash spoilers (prepare yourself)
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:51:53 PM »
Oh hell yeah, I can't wait to spam Hadoukens

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The Flood / Re: How do you sell a product?
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:45:58 PM »
You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever

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The Flood / Re: CUM ON, TARS
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:47:17 AM »
In space, no one can hear you scream

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a break
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:38:57 AM »
My computer is having a hard time loading your Anna Kendrick avatar for some reason

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The Flood / Re: What does DTE stand for?
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:36:34 AM »
Dark Templar Ebola

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Tell her to record him saying "BAM! Said the lady."

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Gaming / Re: FUCKING FUCK!
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:58:12 AM »
Download more deditated wam

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The Flood / Re: IngloriousWho
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:56:15 AM »
I took the "Hundred" out of Jono on Bnet and here because it's quite silly and unnecessary.

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The Flood / Re: Tsunami Attack
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:54:43 AM »
Just hide in a boat and you'll be safe

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That one Skyrim thread of a guy talking about his character's story in the game or something relating to that. If anyone could find it I would appreciate it.

Every single one of Rose's threads.

The roleplay threads that go on there are so cringey and there's a new one every week that gets like 1000 replies.

Any thread that sucks up to the mods.


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The Flood / Re: wait which one of you is the mexican
« on: June 12, 2015, 10:43:30 PM »
que quieres?

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Serious / California is in a drought because of God
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:41:53 PM »
And this lady represents my city.

Jerry Brown was governor during the 70s when California was in a drought and now he's currently governor and we're in another drought. Coincidence? I think not.

There was no drought when Ah-nold was governor.

http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Shannon-Grove-reported-as-making-God-drought-connection-307196151.html

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"Texas was in a long period of drought until Gov. (Rick) Perry signed the fetal pain bill," she told the audience at the California ProLife Legislative Banquet, according to a report posted this week on RH Reality Check. "It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California."

The Bakersfield Californian interviewed another local official who attended the banquet. Marylee Shrider, executive director of Right to Life of Kern County, said she didn't recall Grove saying that or anything "overzealous," according to the newspaper.

The Californian asked Grove about the reported comments, and Grove issued the following statement to the newspaper: "Is this drought caused by God? Nobody knows. But biblical history shows a consequence to man's actions; we do know for sure that California's water shortage crisis has been compounded by liberal politicians' poor decisions - not properly managing our water resources and refusing to build water storage for decades."

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The Flood / Re: Speaking of thirsty people riding the cringe train.
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:28:14 PM »
Holy shit hahaha

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Gaming / Re: lol battlefront
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:11:43 PM »
What a way to squeeze out more money from people, EA.

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The Flood / Re: Your Post Count is Now Your Lifespan
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:57:31 PM »
4930 more years of being forever alone

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The Flood / Re: Never have I ever
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:55:19 PM »
Never have I ever...

- Drank alcohol
- done any type of drug
- smoked cigarettes/weed
- been to the emergency room
- broken a bone
- been to Mexico
- gotten into a fight
- played World of Warcraft

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Serious / Re: Shit gets weirder and weirder by the day
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:47:44 PM »
The NAACP is still a thing?

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The Flood / Re: The cringe train has no breaks
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:42:53 PM »
I still can't believe people think that thread was legitimate and its hilarious

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The Flood / Re: 3600th post
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:16:47 AM »
You have a ghetto version of Lemon's old avatar

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The Flood / BORK LASER vs Jive Turkey
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:08:13 AM »
If both of them ended up fighting, who would win?

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The Flood / Re: Dont challange an Australian to an arm wrestle
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:02:13 AM »
BORK LASER can beat him

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The Flood / Re: I have returned from a long journey
« on: June 12, 2015, 03:18:12 AM »
4 hour drive to Sacramento plus the 4 hour drive back home.

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