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The Flood / Re: Do Americans unironically clap in movie theaters?
« on: June 30, 2015, 05:38:17 PM »
I've never seen or heard clapping when I've been to the movies.

I have however, heard an older guy yell at someone for bringing their phone out during the movie. It was hilarious.

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Gaming / Re: best fileshare pictures from h3?
« on: June 30, 2015, 03:22:12 PM »
"Send this pic to 100 people to unlock Recon"

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The Flood / Re: Your daily routine
« on: June 30, 2015, 02:25:51 AM »
Wake up
eat
Use the internet all day
eat dinner
use the internet again
shower
cry myself to sleep

Repeat the next day.

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The Flood / Re: okie
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:56:44 AM »
Begone from this world

You are no longer welcome among us

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5's not having split screen
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:03:44 AM »
Split screeners always sucked balls so this is a good thing

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The Flood / Re: 90s music
« on: June 29, 2015, 08:18:40 PM »
I would say that music from the 70s-00s is the best

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But that's not Starcraft: Brood War

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Gaming / Re: Heroes of the Storm review
« on: June 29, 2015, 06:20:55 PM »
Imo shared xp and some of the map objectives ruin the game

either A) lets a shitty played do well even though they're awful mechanically or B) completely hinder a good player from making a comeback amd winning a game when their team is behind

And some of the objectives are bullshit  for example one involves collecting things across the map and more often than not they spawn completely in one teams favor.
That's why they should either consider toning down the frequency of the objectives on how often they spawn or have a separate playlist where there isn't any objectives in the maps at all.
i dont think toning down the frequency of the objectives would be a good change. everything is already balanced around how teams take advantage of the objectives and use them to snowball quickly; we wouldnt want to slow things down and turn the lovely ~20 minute game times into the same retarded hour long sessions that LoL and DOTA are famous for. all they really need to do is some fundamental reworking of the objective mechanics/spawns on a few maps
I think the maps that need a rework is Haunted Mines and the Garden of Terror. Those are my least favorite maps in the game, mainly because of the objectives in them.

I am looking forward to the new map and how that one is going to play out.

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Gaming / Re: Heroes of the Storm review
« on: June 29, 2015, 06:10:38 PM »
Imo shared xp and some of the map objectives ruin the game

either A) lets a shitty played do well even though they're awful mechanically or B) completely hinder a good player from making a comeback amd winning a game when their team is behind

And some of the objectives are bullshit  for example one involves collecting things across the map and more often than not they spawn completely in one teams favor.
That's why they should either consider toning down the frequency of the objectives on how often they spawn or have a separate playlist where there isn't any objectives in the maps at all.

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Gaming / Heroes of the Storm review
« on: June 29, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
This past month and a half I've been playing the hell outta this game, and now I'm going to tell you how it is and see if you should give it a try for yourselves.

The game: Heroes of the Storm is a MOBA made by Blizzard Entertainment. The game entered closed beta on January 13, 2015 and the full version of the game was released on June 2, 2015. The game features all the iconic characters from Blizzard’s most popular games: Starcraft, Diablo, and Warcraft.


Gameplay:
- The game currently has 7 playable maps with a new map called Battlefield of Eternity being added on June 30, I believe. The maps are:
1. Blackheart’s Bay
2. Garden of Terror
3. Sky Temple
4. Tomb of the Spider Queen
5. Haunted Mines
6. Dragon Shire
7. Cursed Hollow


All of these maps have their own unique objective to them to help you win against the other team. For example, on Blackheart’s Bay you need to destroy treasure chests and collect doubloons. You bring enough doubloons to Captain Blackheart and he will use his pirate ship on your enemy’s forts and turrets. On Sky Temple, temples randomly activate and you need to stand in them in order for the temple’s power to be used on the enemy’s forts.

I kinda like having the idea of having objectives on these maps but I also feel like the game sometimes depends a little too much on them. On some of these maps you can win without even fully engaging the other team’s buildings. I hope that the frequency of the objectives on these maps will get toned down a little bit.

Also the maps that are currently available are all Warcraft themed which is nice and all but I want more variety. Battlefield of Eternity is a heavily Diablo themed map which is cool but I want more love towards Starcraft. Maybe when Legacy of the Void comes out, some Starcraft themed maps will be released for this game. Having a Terran, Zerg, and Protoss themed map with their own unique objective to them would be really nice.

- Right now, the Hero roster consists of 37 playable characters with more being added soon. When Battlefield of Eternity releases, they are also releasing 2 more Diablo Heroes which will be a total of 39 playable Heroes. Some of them are original characters like Sgt. Hammer, which is a Terran Siege Tank. Out of all Terran vehicles they could have chosen, they pick the Siege Tank which is an annoying unit in Starcraft. A Viking or Goliath would have been cooler and much more interesting to play as in Heroes of the Storm. Also, Blizzard brought back The Lost Vikings for Heroes of the Storm. The Lost Vikings are from of their much earlier games way before the very first Warcraft game. There are also rumors of them adding some characters from their new game Overwatch too.


The current roster consists of:
- Abathur (Starcraft)              - Valla (Diablo)                - Rehgar (Warcraft)
- Anub Arak (Warcraft)          - Sonya (Diablo)              - Falstad (Warcraft)
- Azmodan (Diablo)               - Zeratul (Starcraft)         - The Lost Vikings (Classic)
- Arthas (Warcraft)                - Tassadar (Starcraft)      - Murky (Warcraft)
- Brightwing (Warcraft)           - Johanna (Diablo           - Thrall (Warcraft)
- Diablo (Diablo)                    - Kael 'thas (Warcraft)     - Zagara (Starcraft)
- Illidan (Warcraft)                 - Muradin (Warcraft)        - Jim Raynor (Starcraft)
- Jaina (Warcraft)                  - Nazeebo (Diablo)          - Tyrael (Diablo)
- Uther (Warcraft)                  - Tyrande (Warcraft)        - E.T.C. (Warcraft)
- Sylvanas (Warcraft)            - Sgt. Hammer (Starcraft) - Stitches (Warcraft)
- Kerrigan (Starcraft)              - Tychus (Starcraft)         - Gazlowe (Warcraft)
- Nova (Starcraft)                  - Chen (Warcraft)
- Malfurion (Warcraft)             - Li Li (Warcraft)


- There are 4 classes of Heroes: Assassin, Specialist, Warrior, and Support. I mainly play Assassin and Support and the characters I mainly play as are Nova, Jaina, Tassadar, and Valla. If you’re familiar with the Heroes of this game and how they played in their own game, more than likely they will play the same and have a similar role in Heroes of the Storm.


- The games are two teams of 5 players each and every match will last you around 20-25 minutes, shorter if you completely destroy the other team or lose really bad. The longest match I had was about 27 minutes and it was really intense throughout.

- Unlike other MOBAs, both teams in this game share an XP system. This can be good and bad at the same time. When I say bad it means that a crappy player can literally do nothing on a good team and be successful stat-wise. It can be good for people who are new to the game so they can get the idea of what the game is really all about and help them be better. So in this game, it’s better to leave a Specialist hero or any hero that gains bonuses from killing minions push a lane by themselves to help gain XP for the team. Sylvanas and Zagara are made specifically for these roles as their abilities favor against minions and forts rather than other Heroes.

- There’s no Item Shop which is kind of a shame. Instead, there are Talents. Every few levels, you get to select Talents for your hero. You can keep building Talents to make one ability better or make all other of your abilities stronger rather than focusing on one. At Level 10, your hero can choose between 2 Ultimate abilities and these are different and unique for each character. Some examples are, Raynor can choose between calling the Hyperion to do a strafe run and bombard an area or have 2 Terran Banshees follow him and attack any enemy he orders them to. Jaina can either summon her Water Elemental to help attack or choose to have the Ring of Frost to root/stun enemies for a long time. Either way, both Ultimates are relatively good and I have yet to see a Hero whos Ultimate ability sucks.


- Each map has recruitable mercenaries. There are Warriors, Siege Walkers, and Bosses. Warriors are the basic mercenaries and are tougher and do more damage than normal minions. Siege Walkers are 2 giants that shoot at forts from far range. And finally, Bosses are the toughest mercenaries and only spawn on some maps. In order to recruit the mercenaries, you have to defeat them and when you stand on their Spawn ring, the bar fills up with your team’s color and the mercenaries will spawn, now on your side and will push the nearest lane until they die. Mercenaries are extremely effective and can dish out tons of damage if left alone by Heroes.

- Mounts allow you to get to locations faster. It’s a really good way to get to key locations much faster to help your allies. I also think it’s hilarious like how you can get the giant, evil Diablo to ride a little unicorn for his mount. Mounts consist of a horse, battle beast, cyber wolves/regular wolves, a pig, a unicorn, and a magic carpet. All of these Mounts have their own unique skins to them that you can either buy in-game with gold or money. Also if you’ve beat 100 people in the Play mode in Hearthstone, you unlock the Hearthstone Card mount which is probably the coolest looking mount in the game. It’s like your character is riding a hoverboard.


Graphics/Perfomance:

As expected, the graphics for this game are pretty damn good. I run the game on Medium and the textures, lighting, and Heroes still look top notch. I don’t know if this is the Default setting but when I first booted up the game, everything was automatically set to High and the menus were extremely laggy. I then switched it to Medium and everything ran smoother. When the Beta went Open, I played the game with friends and some of them had technical issues such as really low FPS drops and they have better PCs than me. It has gotten better since its official release but every once in a while it will happen again.

And for some reason, some of the Heroes when they talk, their mouth won’t move. I don’t know if this only happens on my end but I just find it strange how some Heroes mouths won’t move when they talk.


Audio/Soundtrack:
Most of the Heroes retain the same voice actors that they are accustomed to which is nice. I remember watching early Beta footage and Zeratul had a much different voice than his Starcraft 2 voice. It just didn’t fit him and the way his character is. The overall audio from the game also sounds nice.

Each map also has its own announcer that will comment on your progress through the match, alert you when you can select new Talents, and make fun of both teams at times.

All the songs in the soundtrack are a mix between Starcraft, Warcraft, and Diablo. It has the guitars from Starcraft, the horns from Warcraft, and the chants from Diablo. If there is one thing that Blizzard never fails at, it’s definitely the music.

The soundtrack will sometimes play different music whether during gameplay or in the main menus. Here are some examples:
YouTube

YouTube

This one especially captures the Warcraft/Starcraft/Diablo themes and puts them all into one song
YouTube



Extra Content:

- Every Hero has their own skins to them. Each have about 4-5 skins to buy with gold or pay with money. You get gold from winning matches, doing daily challenges, and ranking up a Heroe’s level. Some skins give the Hero altered abilities to match the skin’s purpose and will sometimes change the Hero’s voice. I think these are cool but some of them can be a little pricey. $10 for just 1 skin? Come on man. Most of the mounts are only unlockable via real money and that’s kind of sad really.

- Before a match starts, Heroes will often comment about each other, sometimes throwing insults or compliments back and forth. For example, most Heroes would say bad stuff towards Diablo and Diablo would tell them back “If I could destroy you now I would do it!” Also throughout a match when you kill other Heroes, your Hero would insult them saying how bad they are. I thought this was a funny and clever touch to the game as it adds more life to it.

Here are all the Heroes interactions towards others
YouTube


- Also if you keep clicking on your Hero, they will say their “Pissed” quotes and its hilarious. Blizzard is known for referencing just about everything in existence and it continues in this game. You have things like Star Wars references, music references, other game references, and hell they even managed put a few Frozen references in this game. My favorite Pissed quotes would have to be Tassadar’s because his are hilarious. Thrall’s are good too as he says he misses RTS games, possibly hinting at a Warcraft 4? Who knows.

Here are all of the Heroes "Pissed" quotes
YouTube




Final Verdict:
Heroes of the Storm is a fun game and adds a breath of fresh air to the MOBA genre, but it does have its fair share of issues and lack of certain features which I explained above. I’m a Blizzard fanboy and I fully support anything that Blizzard does but I think they could have shown more love towards Heroes of the Storm and focused less on getting money from skins and stuff.

If you’re looking for a MOBA that’s more laid back and easier to get into, then this is the MOBA for you. Its not as competitive or difficult to understand like other MOBAs as its more pretty straight forward.

Heroes of the Storm gets a 7.5/10, fun game but could be so much better. Hopefully future updates will improve the game and make it even better than it is now.

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Gaming / Re: What's your name going to be in Fallout 4?
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:30:37 PM »
Bill Goldberg

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The Flood / Re: What's the best fast food chain in your opinion?
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:58:02 PM »
Jack in the Box's menu is god tier. Everything they have is amazing, especially their curly fries hnnnnnnngggg. Everybody I know loves their tacos for some reason but I hate them. That's the only thing on the menu I would not order from there.

Wendy's is also really great. Their burgers are pretty damn good.

And there's always In-N-Out. Double Double and Animal Style fries FTW

I would say the absolute worst fast food chains would be KFC and Burger King. KFC always tastes like ass and my family loves it for some reason and I don't know why. Burger King is extremely overpriced and not as great as you would think it is. Their fries always taste old and their burgers are pretty average.
Jack in the box is only good at 3:00 AM when you're high af
No, its good all the time.

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The Flood / Re: What's the best fast food chain in your opinion?
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:37:05 PM »
Jack in the Box's menu is god tier. Everything they have is amazing, especially their curly fries hnnnnnnngggg. Everybody I know loves their tacos for some reason but I hate them. That's the only thing on the menu I would not order from there.

Wendy's is also really great. Their burgers are pretty damn good.

And there's always In-N-Out. Double Double and Animal Style fries FTW

I would say the absolute worst fast food chains would be KFC and Burger King. KFC always tastes like ass and my family loves it for some reason and I don't know why. Burger King is extremely overpriced and not as great as you would think it is. Their fries always taste old and their burgers are pretty average.




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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:58:21 AM »
I saw the latest one next to me today. Didn't take a picture because it wasn't really to shocking.

Classic yellow with dual stripes.

Nowadays everything is either a Tesla, A C7, or a 458.

I've been noticing more and more people buying Huracan's in my area. And there seems to be less 458/F12 convoy's around. Doesn't matter where you were in Miami, every 458 was accompanied by an F12. It was a strange phenomenon. There's two Huayra's and a Veneno near me. An Enzo :,( too. Probably around 12 aventadors, 20 gallardo's. 2 P1's (including #002), two Veyron's, 5 or 6 918's, and I believe one yellow LaF.

Myself not included in those numbers.
tfw the only Lamborghini I've ever seen IRL was a Gallardo my freshmen year

What's funny is you'd think seeing them so often and driving 3 would make them less special to me. Seeing one still gets my heart racing, and it never gets old to drive one. Any Lamborghini.

That's a feeling I don't get with any other manufacturer. (Especially not Ferrari, the only ones I recognize are F12's, Enzo's, and La F's. Outside of classics, such as F40/F50 and esteemed Ferrari's. Lolcalifornias and non speciale 458's are well, lol.)
Here's the Gallardo. I was in a McDonald's while I took this lol

The Gallardo came out of a Burger King parking lot

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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:48:25 AM »
I saw the latest one next to me today. Didn't take a picture because it wasn't really to shocking.

Classic yellow with dual stripes.

Nowadays everything is either a Tesla, A C7, or a 458.

I've been noticing more and more people buying Huracan's in my area. And there seems to be less 458/F12 convoy's around. Doesn't matter where you were in Miami, every 458 was accompanied by an F12. It was a strange phenomenon. There's two Huayra's and a Veneno near me. An Enzo :,( too. Probably around 12 aventadors, 20 gallardo's. 2 P1's (including #002), two Veyron's, 5 or 6 918's, and I believe one yellow LaF.

Myself not included in those numbers.
tfw the only Lamborghini I've ever seen IRL was a Gallardo my freshmen year

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The Flood / Re: what are you listening to
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:35:42 AM »
Cause he won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What was the biggest mistake of your life so far?
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:16:28 AM »
Not getting closer to Natalie when I had the chance

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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 29, 2015, 03:16:00 AM »
Bakersfield

The shithole of the universe
Most definitely

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The Flood / Re: Onward my steed
« on: June 29, 2015, 01:34:36 AM »
I hope that dog looked both ways before crossing the street

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The Flood / Re: Best way to help with a nose bleed?
« on: June 29, 2015, 01:26:35 AM »
Unfortunately I don't know any mexican remedies that would help.

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The Flood / Re: anarchy afterthread
« on: June 29, 2015, 12:45:06 AM »
tfw you've never posted in Anarchy

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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 29, 2015, 12:07:18 AM »
Where in cali do you live?
Bakersfield, also known as "the armpit of California"
oh god

yeah no wonder a dodge viper is a rare site

i guess i just automatically assume everyone that lives in cali lives in LA
Close enough lol

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The Flood / Re: Brought Home The W
« on: June 29, 2015, 12:02:19 AM »
Fuckin gooks

Why we didn't napalm all of you while we were over there I'll never understand
They're still stepping on land mines if that makes you feel any better

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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 28, 2015, 11:47:23 PM »
Where in cali do you live?
Bakersfield, also known as "the armpit of California"

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The Flood / Re: I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 28, 2015, 11:43:33 PM »
You live in Cali don't you?

I wouldn't think this would be that rare for you. When I was there it was just non stop Ferraris, Porches, and Lambos everywhere you went. Especially if you drive on the PCH near Newport Beach.
Yeah I live in Cali but Newport Beach is like 3 hours away from where I live. I've never been there.

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The Flood / I saw a Dodge Viper today
« on: June 28, 2015, 11:31:43 PM »
Quite a rare car to see, especially where I live. Last time I saw one was when I went to the beach last year in August, and that was a 2nd gen Viper which is my favorite model.

The one I saw today was a SRT10.

So, have any of you seen any cool cars lately?
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: if your username isnt all caps
« on: June 28, 2015, 11:25:44 PM »
Shut the fuck up COWPIE

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The Flood / Re: Are you depressed?
« on: June 28, 2015, 11:16:51 PM »
Honestly I don't even know what I'm doing with my life, I'm just winging it, hopefully I'm heading the right direction.

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The Flood / Re: So it's my birthday cunts
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:29:50 PM »
Feliz cumpleanos mi amigo

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The Flood / Re: The BET Awards comes on later today.
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:28:40 PM »
An all-black only awards show is racist

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