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The Flood / Re: there was another lockdown today
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:33:05 PM »
I applied for a new Wal Mart opening in a few months.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever walked out of a movie?
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:30:09 PM »
Almost walked out of A Haunted House 2

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The Flood / Re: Would you consider
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:58:55 PM »
The Imperial Stormtroopers were the good guys and the Rebel Alliance is scum

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The Flood / Re: Return the Slab
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:41:56 PM »
Blah blah blah

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The Flood / Re: What will you tell your kids about Santa?
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:38:40 PM »
I won't tell them anything because I'm not having kids

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The Flood / Re: Size comparison of Sci-Fi Spacecraft
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:33:03 PM »
The Independence Day ships are just giant Frisbees. Still love that movie though.

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Gaming / Re: H3 sword confirmed OP
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:40:05 PM »
The Halo 2 Energy Sword was way more OP

That thing had Commando Pro 5 years before MW2 plus you could fly with it

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The Flood / Re: o-oh...
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:28:45 PM »
Look at that 30 magazine clip

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Gaming / Re: >People still claim Reach has no redeeming qualities
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:18:46 PM »
You just posted the one of the only 2 redeeming qualities of Reach though, the other being Spartan customization

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Gaming / Re: PS4 emulation/backwards compatibility is basically confirmed
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:03:23 PM »
Spider-Man 2 on PS4 yaaassss

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The Flood / Re: "It's monday fgt"
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:43:15 PM »
"FUCK THE MONDAY." -Iron Sheik

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The less footage you show about the game, the more hype its going to build

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The Flood / Re: The Story Of Zonda, Part 1
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:27:48 AM »
Wat is dis

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Gaming / Your best comeback wins?
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:55:31 AM »
Have you ever been in a game where all hope seemed to be lost but you pulled together and ended up winning anyway?

A long time ago in a Halo 3 BTB match it was Team Splockets on Valhalla. My whole team quit besides this one other guy. It was us against a whole team of 8. We both went to the middle hill and stayed there the entire game and we kept lasering the shit outta the other team. I ended up getting 40-something kills and he got around 25. Time ran out and we won the match.

One time in Reach, I was playing SWAT because one of the weekly challenges was for headshots. I got in a match and the 3 other randoms on my team were AFK the whole time against a full 4-man team. I ended up winning the match for myself as I got all 50 required kills to win. The other team was close, as they had around 40ish kills.


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The Flood / Re: Plug.dj might shut down, get in here
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:29:21 AM »
tfw you've never been on plug.dj

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The Flood / Re: September 23rd is this week
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:11:34 AM »
what's so special about the 23rd
Apparently the world is ending and jesus is coming or whatever.
Oh so its just another one of those yearly apocalypse predictions?

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Serious / Re: So I finally finished the Republican debate
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:10:38 AM »
Christie's fatass always brought up 9/11 in every conversation

Rubio is scared of North Korea even though they can't get a rocket into the air without it blowing up

Ted Cruz kept looking into my soul when he was talking

Mike Huckabee hardly even got a chance to talk but that's okay

Ben Carson was the chillest nigga on stage

Carly Fiorina wanted to slap the toupee off of Trump

Rand Paul made the most sense about the whole Syria shit

Jeb Bush mentioned George W and George W got a bigger applause than anyone

Trump was cutting a wrestling promo the entire time

John Kasich and Scott Walker both look like middle school history teachers


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The Flood / Re: September 23rd is this week
« on: September 21, 2015, 12:52:13 AM »
Illuminati aliens

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Metal Gear game?
« on: September 20, 2015, 11:13:10 PM »
V because its the only one I've played and I only played it for like 15 minutes at a friend's house

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The Flood / Re: I Wish It Was Christmas
« on: September 20, 2015, 11:12:15 PM »
I just want it to be cold already

This heat can go fuck itself

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The Flood / Re: Underrated movies
« on: September 20, 2015, 09:02:39 PM »
Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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The Flood / Re: Come up with a troll-ish superpower you could have fun with.
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:18:38 PM »
The power to make monkeys come out of people's asses

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:19:26 PM »
You couldn't have this many answers >.>
But I do against a Zerg player who will try to win using their broken units

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:14:55 PM »
Good thing I had those banelings spare


Banelings? That's cute.

*burrows Banes*

Ha ha nice try

*slowly crawls toward your base*
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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The Flood / Re: Jaden Smith
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:14:09 PM »
[foreheads externally]

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:11:57 PM »
Good thing I had those banelings spare


Banelings? That's cute.

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:04:23 PM »
You know what, I like Zerg rushing.
Literally kill yourself right now
And if that doesn't work in come the mutalisks baby
Every Mutalisk builder's worst nightmare

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The Flood / Re: Sin Is Honoring What You Desire
« on: September 20, 2015, 05:57:28 PM »
Sin isn't real

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 05:55:57 PM »
You know what, I like Zerg rushing.
Literally kill yourself right now

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Gaming / Re: RTS players, how do you play?
« on: September 20, 2015, 05:38:56 PM »
by falling asleep due to boredom and not giving a shit

i'd probably be a lot better at these types of games if they were more engaging (or engaging at all)
Well, it not the games fault that you're

1. Boring
2. A horrible strategist
Don't start anything Batch

The last thing we need is another thread with like 3 pages of you arguing with Verbatim.

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