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Through the Fire and Flames

Any Linkin Park song

Darude Sandstorm

That one song from The Matrix that is in every alien/UFO/government/creepy related video

John Cena's theme song

Blow Me Away, Bodies, I Hate Everything About You, and all those 007 Soundsystem songs that were on every single montage ever

Requiem for a Dream

Never Gonna Give You Up

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:12:05 AM »
tfw you may never have a wife ever

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Gaming / Re: what are your thoughts on QTE in vidya gaymes?
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:11:43 AM »
I like how the most recent Tomb Raider game did QTEs. The game didn't depend on those entirely when you were platforming or in combat.

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Gaming / Re: Good aspects of unfavorable games?
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:53:19 PM »
And the armor didn't look like shit

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS GUY
Reach Spartan armor will always look better than this dogshit armor in Halo 4. Only good looking armor in Halo 4 was the Mark 6.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:43:58 PM »
Nah, fuck kids

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Gaming / Re: Good aspects of unfavorable games?
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:43:38 PM »
The amount of armor customization in lolreach.

lots of customization that all sucked ass
Lots of customization that was infinitely better than Halo 3's or any Halo after

And the armor didn't look like shit

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Gaming / Re: Played lolGhosts again today
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:22:49 PM »
Call of Duty Ghosts is simply a masterpiece of video game design. Along with my colleague Damien Sandow I represent one of a handful of the enlightened masses. The gameplay is fast, fluid, and utterly innovative. As Mr. Sandow so brilliantly states, the game is so innovative that it does not need to innovate. Name one other first person shooter that changes as little as Call of Duty while maintaining a large player base. It's impossible. Why? Because Call of Duty has perfected the technique and is paving the future of video games.

The story is a beautiful metaphor in itself. The Ghosts represent the enlightened individuals who understand the true brilliance of the series. The enemies represent the uneducated masses who cannot comprehend the ridiculously high quality of the installment, and it is the job of the enlightened to deliver true justice to the mainstream.

There is absolutely no other video game that can match Call of Duty Ghosts' intense and fast paced gunplay. The game is so skill based that it takes skill to make the game take skill. People have to come up with new, inventive ways to restrict themselves so they can come up with an in game challenge. This develops the skills of the player and leads to a much more knowledgable individual. A Call of Duty Ghosts player can easily best a player of the competition, especially in games which require teamwork.

All in all, Call of Duty Ghosts is the most competitive game of the previous generation and will undoubtedly be one of the most competitive of the coming generation as well. The game tells a beautiful story and continues the series' affinity for innovation. Excellent work Infinity Ward. The enlightened embrace you with open, next generation arms.
I wish Damien Smarkdow came here :/

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Serious / Re: Clinton Testifies Before Benghazi Committee - 4 Hours In
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:48:06 PM »
So have they sent her to prison yet or nah

Why would they do that?
Because she supports I̶S̶I̶S̶ the rebels in the middle east

What does that have to do with this hearing?
Everything

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Serious / Re: Clinton Testifies Before Benghazi Committee - 4 Hours In
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:46:18 PM »
So have they sent her to prison yet or nah

Why would they do that?
Because she supports I̶S̶I̶S̶ the rebels in the middle east

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The Flood / Re: Most badass way to die?
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:38:55 PM »
Staying behind on an asteroid to detonate a bomb that will save Earth

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The Flood / Re: The meanest thing someone has said to you?
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:34:32 PM »
Being told things like "You're a loser" and "you're not gonna end up anywhere in life" by your older sisters gets tiring to hear after awhile.

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The Flood / Re: My name is Jester and I like my memes best served
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:31:21 PM »

Can I have a Dank Meme with a side of 15 Keks
We're all out of Keks, I'm afraid. I do have some lels and rofls in the back.

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The Flood / Re: The Fuck
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:29:46 PM »
Fucking hell I always miss the good shit when I'm not on

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Serious / Re: Clinton Testifies Before Benghazi Committee - 4 Hours In
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:25:24 PM »
So have they sent her to prison yet or nah

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The Flood / Re: My name is Jester and I like my memes best served
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:18:06 PM »
Can I have a Dank Meme with a side of 15 Keks

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 rap albums
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:16:55 PM »
YOU NIGGAS KNOW MY PYROCLASTIC FLOW

ITS R.A.W. ITS R.A.W.


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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:03:08 PM »
Is this a new mega thread?
Well you fuckboy mods locked the last one

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:37:52 PM »
Shit, your dating life is a disaster. Have you ever made a thread talking about how you were successful and happy?
When I find a girl who likes Star Wars and video games as much as I do, I will.

You got to stop being so picky. That could be very difficult to find, and even if you find one like that, they might not be interested in you at all. Lower your expectations.
I'm not lowering any expectations or standards, that's what I've been doing, and look where it's got me. No more overweight girls who are too easy, and say yes to everything I ask. She has to be pretty and play Xbox, like classic rock, not like hip hop, has seen Star Wars (entire saga), Indiana Jones, Jurassic park, Tarantino movies, likes sci-fi in general, likes to read...and we'll start from there.
Sounds to me like you want a boyfriend

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:09:06 PM »
Did you at least eat the booty like groceries

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The Flood / Re: finally found a good reason to vote for bernie
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:56:45 PM »
I want America to be America

Fuck Norway

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:52:35 PM »
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.
LMAO WHAT

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:47:51 PM »
Why don't you just tell her "Hey, I don't think this is gonna work out. I think we should stop seeing each other."

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Gaming / Re: Anita Sarkeesian - Assassin's Creed Syndicate Review
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:25:52 PM »
So did she actually play the game(which I doubt cause she's not a gamer) or is she just spouting her usual Feminazi bullshit?
Watch/read the review.

You also don't have to be a "gamer" to play video games.
I won't give this lady my view.

My dad isn't a gamer either but I'll make a video of him reviewing Halo 2 and other games.

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Gaming / Re: Anita Sarkeesian - Assassin's Creed Syndicate Review
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:22:44 PM »
So did she actually play the game(which I doubt cause she's not a gamer) or is she just spouting her usual Feminazi bullshit?

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The Flood / Re: Official 2015 MLB playoffs thread
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:08:08 PM »
It's weird to see the Mets doing so well. Like, they're notorious for being bad.
They were good from the early 2000s up until 2007. Then they traded away all their good players and some retired, leaving them with nothing but young and inexperienced players up until this season.

One of my favorite players is David Wright and he's been the face of the Mets since 2004. He's a classy guy and respects the game and deserves a World Series ring.

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The Flood / Re: Official 2015 MLB playoffs thread
« on: October 22, 2015, 02:59:36 PM »
This is unrelated to the postseason but the Dodgers finally fired Don Mattingly today! Hopefully Mark McGuire gets the boot next.

This was the best news I have ever waken up to in my entire life.

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Gaming / Re: Good aspects of unfavorable games?
« on: October 22, 2015, 02:57:21 PM »
Black Ops 1 zombie mode was really fun

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The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 02:32:05 PM »
I've only been out of California once and that was when I went to Arizona when I was 3. Went there for a funeral.

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Gaming / Re: The worst maps you've ever played on
« on: October 22, 2015, 02:27:51 PM »
At least Activision will remaster it soon r-right?

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Remastered HD Ultimate Collector's Edition with Price's Care Package and Ramirez's Revenge DLCs. Only at $69,99 and if you pre-order it from Best Buy you also get a pink grenade launcher.
You act like that's a bad thing

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The Flood / Re: Official 2015 MLB playoffs thread
« on: October 22, 2015, 02:19:15 PM »
lmao anyone who cares about sports is retarded.
Get the fuck outta my thread you fucking fag

Go back to jacking off to pictures of naked guys in thongs

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