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10711
Gaming / Re: Chris Carney (Bungie Dev) died in a car crash
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:36:47 PM »
Chris Carney and his beautiful bald head is immortal

10712
Gaming / Re: Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 04, 2015, 05:54:41 PM »
In Halo 2's Metropolis there was a glitch where you could board a pelican and it's take you over the city and you could jump off at any time to explore the rooftops or you could wait and it'd crash in this completely flat area of the map and start spazzing out. If you got out it'd prompt you to flip the banshee and you could use it to bat marines or yourself miles away.
I remember doing that all the time when I was a kid. It always found it weird how it says "Press X to flip Banshee" when you were next to the Pelican. It would just spin around and around lol

10713
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 05:47:17 PM »
I'm so glad I moved on from Halo.

343 can't seem to do anything right at this point.

10714
Gaming / Re: Hey fam, TellTale is releasing *ANOTHER* game next year
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:27:03 PM »
PUNCH|DON'T PUNCH

A - Punch in jaw
B - Break leg
X - Slam into wall
Y - Dangle off roof
RB - Throw Batarang

10715
The Flood / Re: Only 5 people are on
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:50:26 AM »
STOP SHITTING ON MY DICK YOU GAY FAGGOT CUNTHOLE!
I'D RATHER PUT MY FACE NEXT TO A HIPPOPOTAMUS'S BUTT WHILE IT MUCKSPREADS THAN SHIT ON YOUR DICK

10716
The Flood / Re: Why Is Ron Perlman The Best Actor Of All Time?
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:47:44 AM »

10717
The Flood / Re: Only 5 people are on
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:45:11 AM »
FUCKING LIKE MY POST YOU CUNTBISCUIT
I'M NOT ENDER YOU SHITDICK!

10718
The Flood / Re: Only 5 people are on
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:41:09 AM »
Its 9:30pm



CUNT
Its REAL NIGGA HOURS in the only time zone that matters

CUNT
Damage control because this dumbass cunt forgot about timezones.
Stop calling me a cunt you cunt!

10719
The Flood / Re: Only 5 people are on
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:37:12 AM »
Its 9:30pm



CUNT
Its REAL NIGGA HOURS in the only time zone that matters

CUNT

10720
The Flood / Only 5 people are on
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:22:03 AM »
SMH Y'ALL ARE TOO WEAK TO HANDLE REAL NIGGA HOURS

10721
Gaming / Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:06:07 AM »
The Care Package glitch from MW2 was so game-breaking it was glorious. My friends and I would be sitting in the back of the map the entire time just throwing infinite Care Packages and getting AC-130s and Pave Lows.

Oh, and the Cold Blooded Pro glitch from that game was also hilarious. Once you unlock Cold Blooded, you can go into the next match and immediately get the Pro version almost instantly when an enemy helicopter was above. This glitch to my understanding was never patched.

10722
The Flood / Re: Peeling dried cum off my dick
« on: December 04, 2015, 03:48:37 AM »
Ugh... why did I read all these posts

10723
Serious / Re: How Many of You Have Actually Used A Gun?
« on: December 04, 2015, 03:43:47 AM »
The closest thing to me using a gun was shoot cans and bottles in my backyard with my BB gun when I was a kid.

I've never held or used an actual gun.

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The Flood / Re: Christmas Wishlist.
« on: December 04, 2015, 03:20:48 AM »
Some shirts, Fallout 4, and Diablo 3

10725
The Flood / Re: Scott Weiland died
« on: December 04, 2015, 03:12:11 AM »
Damn that sucks, dude was one of the most recognizable voices from the 90s. I guess that what happens when those drugs finally catch up to you.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite model year?
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:33:45 AM »
1992 gave us the McLaren F1
1970-'72 gave us the Ford XY Falcon GT which was pre goat tbh. Pity safety laws were updated to prevent them from making their 160 mph road car at the time ayy.
1974 Holden Toranas are also sexy af.

The 90s were p good
The 90s was one of the best decades for super cars imo

10727
The Flood / Re: Favorite model year?
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:14:13 PM »
Y'all like some old-ass cars
What's wrong with that?

10728
The Flood / Re: Favorite model year?
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:10:13 PM »
That's a tough one to answer. Having an all time favorite year for cars is difficult to answer. If I were to pick a year or years, it would have to be 1969-1970 by far.
Spoiler
Spoiler
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Gaming / Re: Could you SERIOUSLY do this on Xbox?
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:03:16 PM »
27% of players preferred me on Xbox and apparently my Language percentage was the highest that people avoided me for even though I RARELY used my mic.

10730
The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon's users are now their avatars
« on: December 03, 2015, 02:47:14 PM »
I guess I'll team up with J'onn

10731
Gaming / Re: >E3 2017
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:04:17 AM »
I'm waiting for that epic Peggle 3 annoucement
>tfw no Need for Speed: Underground 3
SHUT UP ZONDA

10732
Gaming / Re: >E3 2017
« on: December 03, 2015, 01:34:12 AM »
I'm waiting for that epic Peggle 3 annoucement

10733
The Flood / Re: Ok fuck the new Batman vs Superman trailer
« on: December 03, 2015, 12:33:21 AM »
If only there was another thread about this already

10734
The Flood / Re: Remember this gem?
« on: December 03, 2015, 12:04:44 AM »
I think it was Noelle who reported the site and it got taken down

10735
The Flood / Re: LAMA
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:54:15 PM »
It's a poem thread you faggots.

Post poems you like.
Its a thread that isn't in english you faggot now do your fucking job and lock it.

Threads that aren't in English are subject to moderation if the staff can not read them. Psy and I can read/speak a bit of Japanese.

Funny how you don't seem to care when threads are in Spanish or Finnish.
Because people understand and read Spanish more than Japanese.

And?

That's a poor excuse m8. We both know that you're only making a big stink over this due to your irrational hate for anything Japanese.
Hilarious how you think I literally hate everything Japanese-related when I own a PS4 and respect Sony, I'm also one of the biggest Godzilla fans on here, and I love a ton of Japanese cars.

But continue having that pole up your ass if that's what you like.

10736
The Flood / Re: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME, HAWAII SHIT STAINS?
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:49:16 PM »
Yes, they still believe that gods live in their volcanoes or some shit like that and won't let anyone touch their land.
which is why these niggers need to be wiped from the face of the earth for delaying science and edumacation
They won't be crying for their volcano gods when Mauna Loa asplodes again

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The Flood / Re: LAMA
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:46:46 PM »
It's a poem thread you faggots.

Post poems you like.
Its a thread that isn't in english you faggot now do your fucking job and lock it.

Threads that aren't in English are subject to moderation if the staff can not read them. Psy and I can read/speak a bit of Japanese.

Funny how you don't seem to care when threads are in Spanish or Finnish.
Because people understand and read Spanish more than Japanese.

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The Flood / Re: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME, HAWAII SHIT STAINS?
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:39:54 PM »
Yes, they still believe that gods live in their volcanoes or some shit like that and won't let anyone touch their land.

10739
The Flood / Re: LAMA
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:38:28 PM »
It's a poem thread you faggots.

Post poems you like.
Its a thread that isn't in english you faggot now do your fucking job and lock it.

10740
The Flood / Re: New Batman vs Superman trailer just came out
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:37:30 PM »
>Batman vs. Superman
>Except not really, here's Doomsday too
>And Wonder Woman
>Lex Luthor is just a cheap imitation of the Joker now
>That's it, that's our whole movie in a trailer

Press F to pay respects. Marvel has won lads.
The only real bad parts of this trailer is Jesse Eisenberg. I thought he would do better after the first trailer but he's even worse in this one.

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