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Gaming / Re: So even Marty has turned his back on Xbox...
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:18:02 AM »
Marty was getting fucked over by Microsoft for many years. This is his chance to get payback.

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Gaming / Re: Ace Combat 7 trailer
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:52:18 AM »
Is this one a PS exclusive?
Most likely yes

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Gaming / Re: Ace Combat 7 trailer
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:53:32 PM »
I just like to name the planes when I look at these trailers

"Oh look, an SU-27!"

"Oh look, an F-22!"

"Oh look, XB-47s!"
This game better have the PAK-FA and CFA-44

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Gaming / Re: Uncharted 4 has dialogue options
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:34:11 PM »
Hmm... well I hope they don't fuck it up somehow.

Other than that the multiplayer beta is pretty fun.

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The Flood / Re: I think Luciana wants my dick
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:31:03 PM »
There's only like 2 girls on this site and Luciana is not one of them

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Gaming / Re: 2015's biggest turd/dissapointment?
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:30:08 PM »
Order 1886, Battlefront, and Halo 5

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Gaming / Re: Ace Combat 7 trailer
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:26:59 PM »
tfw no pc release
tfw Ace Combat has been primarily a PS exclusive

They released Ace Combat 6 exclusively on the 360 due to more people having that console than the PS3 at the time.

And Assault Horizon, well... we don't talk about that game.

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Gaming / Ace Combat 7 trailer
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:18:07 PM »
OMFG YES I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: That time you farted really loud in the third grade?
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:55:11 PM »
The episode where Mark Hamill was The Trickster was the best episode

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Gaming / Re: Sony announces first wave of PS2 titles for PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:34:45 PM »
And I'm not buying any of them. I knew that they would do this before I even opened the thread.

They should all be under £7, I bought San Andreas for £3 on the 360 for Christ's sake.
The only ones I would pay for is War of the Monsters and Twisted Metal Black. I let one of my cousins borrow those games many years ago and that asshole never gave them back to me.

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The Flood / Re: IT'S 4:20 A.M
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:22:01 AM »
REAL SLEEP DEPRIVATION HOURS WHO TF IS UP

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:13:44 AM »
The fact that they need to release features that were shipped at launch in every previous Halo title at a later date is absolutely hilarious.

Isn't the Xbox One more powerful? Isn't Halo 5 supposed to be the most advanced Halo game techincal-wise? Why did they do a complete 180 with all this shit.

And its taken 343 two games and still still can't get the File Share system to work properly LMAO

They were too busy shilling for E-Sports to work on the other stuff.
Even the reason split-screen is gone is because they wanted to pander to the E-Sports crowd with Muh 60-FPS"
I hope that the majority of people that bought Halo 5 will realize that 343 doesn't care about them and won't buy any future Halo products.

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The Flood / Re: We need to ban "Multi-Automatic rouds and weapons"
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:53:50 AM »
Don't forget about the Ghost Guns that have .30 caliber magazine clips
YouTube

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The Flood / CALI SUNSHINE, COME VISIT
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:48:33 AM »
JUST DON'T AT STOP SIGNS WITH BULLET HOLES IN IT
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:33:28 AM »
The fact that they need to release features that were shipped at launch in every previous Halo title at a later date is absolutely hilarious.

Isn't the Xbox One more powerful? Isn't Halo 5 supposed to be the most advanced Halo game techincal-wise? Why did they do a complete 180 with all this shit.

And its taken 343 two games and still still can't get the File Share system to work properly LMAO

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:34:49 AM »
Reading through this thread has me very concerned.

Guys, has Lemon been kidnapped?
Lemon is Lord Admirals

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Gaming / Re: Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:09:30 AM »
Reach's covenant vehicle flying into the sky at warp speed glitch was good for a laugh too. Happened to me like 5 times and I wasn't even mad. I guess that's what Australian Shiternet gets you ayy
I saw that happen way too many times when I would I play on that shitty BTB map Asphalt. I'm glad Bungie never fixed this because it was always hilarious to see a Wraith randomly get ejected into the sky at lightspeed.

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Gaming / Re: Sony announces first wave of PS2 titles for PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:55:10 AM »

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Gaming / Sony announces first wave of PS2 titles for PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:48:54 AM »
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WAR OF THE MONSTERS AND TWISTED METAL: BLACK! YESSSSSSSSSSS
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/12/04/sony-announces-first-batch-of-ps2-games-coming-to-ps4-tomorrow
List of games:
Dark Cloud
Grand Theft Auto 3
Grant Theft Auto: San Andreas
Rogue Galaxy
The Mark of Kri
Twisted Metal: Black
War of the Monsters

I think its bullshit how you gotta pay up to $15 for some of these games, but for War of the Monsters and Twisted Metal: Black I'll gladly pay the $20 to have them both. Those games are too good.

What games do you think they should add next? I hope they add Spider-Man 2, Destroy All Humans 2, and Tony Hawk's Underground.

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The Flood / Hollywood has gone full retard... again
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:38:22 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:29:07 AM »
Invasion was one of the few things Bungie did right with Reach despite only having 2 maps.
Spire, Boneyard, and Breakpoint. Three?

(Unless you aren't counting Breakpoint because it was DLC)
Breakpoint only showed up in matchmaking for like a month and was never seen again unless you got EXTREMELY lucky or played with 12 people you knew who had the DLC.

When 343 took over the rights of Halo, they added those garbage Forge maps for Invasion.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy some of those forge maps >.>
They were all ass. They should have made that map Highlands from the 2nd DLC pack an Invasion map. It was originally going to be one but I don't know why they didn't.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:19:07 AM »
Invasion was one of the few things Bungie did right with Reach despite only having 2 maps.
Spire, Boneyard, and Breakpoint. Three?

(Unless you aren't counting Breakpoint because it was DLC)
Breakpoint only showed up in matchmaking for like a month and was never seen again unless you got EXTREMELY lucky or played with 12 people you knew who had the DLC.

When 343 took over the rights of Halo, they added those garbage Forge maps for Invasion.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:14:42 AM »
Bravo is always on /r/Halo, and he assures people that literally everything on that subreddit is read thoroughly, and they know what people are saying. I don't doubt that, because Bravo's a really good community manager, but I doubt 343 higher-ups actually listen to what he tells them.

"Okay Bravo, what's the feedback on the game?"

"Well, everyone says the core gameplay is really good. But they're disappointed with the lack of customs game options, gamemodes, map variety, and social playlists."

"Mmmm, okay. But we know better than them, so let's just keep doing what we're doing. We are the game designers, after all!"

"B-But the community says-"

"FUCK THE COMMUNITY. THE PEOPLE WANT REMIXES AND BREAKOUT."
its worth noting that the vast majority of the people on that subreddit are mouthbreathing retards. its actually painful to read through most of the popular threads there.
I mean, I generally agree with many of the complaints that people post there, so I guess I'm a "Mouthbreathing retard," right?
complaints about lack of content is fine. im more talking about their general understanding of the game itself, maps, gametypes, weapon balance, etc. ive been watching various halo forums for the better part of a decade and most of them suffer from this issue, having a lot of people who really... arent good, and dont really understand how the games work. and they tend to circlejerk with each other a lot. makes sense when you think about the game's skill cap. vast majority of the halo multiplayer community is SHIT at the game- as is the case with most multiplayer  games. they just dont get it ofttimes.

and yknow, maybe you are a mouthbreathing retard. do you think invasion was a good, balanced, competitive gametype? how about the class based systems that reach and h4 implemented, were they OK or did they create fundamental imbalances? that BRs ruined the previous games? those are the sorts of things im talking about.


....Invasion was fun as hell
fun depends on the player i guess. i couldnt stand it. i played halo because i liked its arena style for the first 3 games. shit like invasion went against everything i liked halo for.
You know you didn't have to play Invasion like at all during Reach's lifespan right?

Invasion was one of the few things Bungie did right with Reach despite only having 2 maps.

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Gaming / Re: Mass Effect is the best sci fi RPG
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:46:34 PM »
If I can have Mass Effect 1 with Mass Effect 3's gameplay that would be the tits

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The Flood / Re: Strangest place you've been during a skype call
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:41:20 PM »
My bathroom when I was taking a shit

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The Flood / Re: What area of the world would you nuke?
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:35:34 PM »
The Middle East, North Korea, and EA's headquarters.

Gotta do God's work fam

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The Flood / Re: I might have to walk home
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:14:31 PM »
Maybe E stands for EXTRA FUEL!!!

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The Flood / Re: SEMTEX
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:10:54 PM »
*throws flashbang*
"PARIS HILTON'S A BITCH!"

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