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The Flood / What time do you take showers?
« on: January 15, 2015, 03:01:17 AM »
I take them late at night like at around 2am.
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The Flood / What time do you take showers?« on: January 15, 2015, 03:01:17 AM »
I take them late at night like at around 2am.
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News / Jono's Reviews: Ratchet and Clank« on: January 13, 2015, 06:00:31 PM »
Hello everybody! Today I will be reviewing Ratchet and Clank, one of the best games on the PS2.
The game: Ratchet and Clank is a third-person action-adventure game with some platforming elements involved created by Insomniac. It was released in 2002 exclusively for the PS2 console. It would later be a part of the Ratchet and Clank HD Collection released for the PS3 in March 2012. This game is currently getting a full complete remastered edition for the PS4 console. Story: In terms of story and levels to play through, this is the longest Ratchet and Clank game to date. I would say that this would have to be the best story that a Ratchet and Clank game offers with Up Your Arsenal being the 2nd best. This game introduces how Ratchet and Clank became friends and the devs do a great job showing their relationship grow as the game goes on. They go through basically what every friendship goes through as it shows the ups, the downs, being angry at each other, betrayal, and almost destroying the friendship completely. Ratchet’s attitude in this game is quite dickish and seems kind of an asshole at times but as the game goes on, he will retain his likable attitude. Clank is more laid back and a character that hates to see failure and won’t give up. They are the type of main characters that you will care about no matter what happens to them. The main antagonist in this game, Chairman Drek, is a guy everybody will hate when they play this game. Let’s face it, the guy is an asshole but he has his own sense of humor and you will see it throughout the game. For being the very first villain in Ratchet and Clank, they did a good job at making him seem evil but with a sense of humor at the same time. I also like how the humor in this game isn’t forced and it doesn’t try hard like a Michael Bay movie to get you to laugh. The characters you meet in the game are funny in their own way, like the RYNO guy. He talks and acts like a stereotypical street thug with what seems like a Brooklyn accent and its hilarious. Skid McMarx, a professional hoverboarder, talks just like a stereotypical surfer/skater and he’s funny also. You’ll find many more of these awesome characters all throughout the game. This is something that I always liked about these games, how the characters are all likable and not one character is annoying. Gameplay: - The gameplay in the first Ratchet and Clank game is good, but it can be a little clunky at times. Ratchet will slide around sometimes if not too careful and the camera angle will sometimes move in a bad spot that could lead to your death. You can alter all of this in the Options menu at best you can, but it will still be clunky and weird. - Ratchet can jump, double-jump, do backflips/frontflips, strafe, crouch, and grab on to ledges making quite a mobile and fast character. The gadgets you will acquire will also make you do all sorts of crazy things during the platforming parts of the game. - The currency in the Ratchet and Clank universe is Bolts. You gain bolts from destroying enemies, breaking crates, and breaking scenery such as plants, fences, lights etc. With these bolts you use them to buy weapons, weapon ammo, gadgets, and various other items from characters. Bolts in this Ratchet and Clank game are difficult to hoard, as you will be spending a lot on buying key-items in order to help you pass the game. - The weapons and gadgets in this game are fun to use and all have their advantages/disadvantages. In other words, if you don’t have the right weapons you won’t be able to pass some parts of the game. One of my favorite weapons in this game other than the RYNO is the Tesla Claw. It spits out lighting and will bounce off of nearby enemies dealing tons of damage. One thing I don’t like about this game is that they focused more on the gadgets than the weapons, as there are WAY too many gadgets to collect rather than weapons. - The enemies vary from planet-to-planet in this game. You will mainly fight Blarg Troops but you will also fight creatures from a planet’s wildlife that you are on. For example, the planet Pokitaru is a vacation resort on the ocean. You will fight mutant fish and a mutant-squid looking thing that shoots missiles. Since there is no difficulty level in the game, the enemies will progressively get tougher and tougher the farther you make it into the game. They will take more hits from your weapons and do more damage to you. The AI also isn’t that smart. They will kill their comrades on accident or fall to their death sometimes. - When there is a part that Ratchet can’t do, you will play as Clank. Clank, since he is smaller, he is slower and weaker. But don’t worry; you won’t fight enemies that Ratchet can take on when you are Clank. Clank can jump, glide across long-jumps, punch, and control Gadgebots. Gadgebots are tiny robots that will help Clank on his missions. You can tell them to Attack, Hold Position, or Enter a “home” where they can activate doors and switches. And when a certain energy pad is found where there are too many enemies for Ratchet to handle, Clank transforms into Giant Clank and you can cause destruction with him. He shoots missiles, punches, jumps, and has a special energy attack that you can do once every few seconds. - Ratchet and Clank’s health is called Nanotech. You have 4 circles of Nanotech for both of them. If you get hit 4 times you will die and this makes the game more challenging. You can find crates of Nanotech throughout the levels that will heal you 1 circle of Nanotech but sometimes they will be hidden and rare to find. Towards the end of the game you can upgrade your health. The max you can upgrade it is to 8 circles but it will cost a significant amount of bolts to do that. Soundtrack: The soundtrack for this game is beautifully created. The music fits the atmosphere of the game so well and makes you feel like you’re actually in these worlds as Ratchet. Every song fits the levels perfectly. Make sure you put the Music Volume to 10 in the Options menu when you play this game. Some iconic tracks in this game(and some of my favorites) are Blackwater City, Tobruk Crater, Planet Gaspar, Veldin, and Gemlik Base. Some of these tracks even make a return in future titles. Here are a few examples of this beautiful OST Spoiler YouTube Spoiler YouTube Spoiler YouTube Graphics: The graphics for this game during its time were okay and pretty great for its time. Nothing in this game really looks all that blurry unless you REALLY zoom in on it with the camera. Each level is also beautifully created as well and some of the planets have nice skyboxes to look at. Ratchet looks great and Clank does also. My favorite planet graphic wise would have to be Planet Novalis. That’s where the color pallete comes alive and you can see just how colorful this game is. The only planet that is ugly to look at is Planet Orxon because everything is green and dirty. Extra Content: This game offers tons of hidden content to unlock. My favorite would be Skill Points. Skill Points are something out of the ordinary you do that you aren’t normally supposed to do such as find a hidden snowman or shoot down 10 civilian ships. The more Skill Points you do and unlock, the more hidden content you get in the Extras menu. You can rewatch any cutscene you want at any time, have cheats to have such as making everybody’s head bigger, Ratchet in a tuxedo, etc. There are hidden Gold Bolts in every level. You collect these to purchase Gold weapons in Challenge Mode. Gold Weapons are stronger variants of the game’s weapons. Too bad there’s no Gold RYNO. Challenge Mode is offered to you once you beat the game. In Challenge Mode you replay the whole game from the start with all your current weapons and bolts. The enemies are tough and the boss battles are even tougher. Challenge Mode leads to never-ending playthroughs of the game and makes it last longer. Final Verdict: I give this, the first Ratchet and Clank game, a 9/10. It’s a must-have title if you are a PS2 owner. It does soooo many things well without jeopardizing everything else it offers. I am looking forward to the PS4 remastered edition of this game and see just how beautiful they are going to make it look. 725
Gaming / I want to write gaming reviews« on: January 13, 2015, 03:33:32 AM »
I have a lot of spare time and want to write some reviews
I'll review games from the PS2 era through the Xbox 360 era. I'll review them on the usual stuff like story, gameplay, etc. but also review the nostalgia factor to see if these games were actually good or if they were really bad looking back at them now. Would do you guys think? Would you be interested in reading them? 726
The Flood / Scary moment« on: January 13, 2015, 12:20:17 AM »
Earlier today I went outside to go get something from my car. I was walking back to my front door when I saw a big bird shit land right in front of me.
God dammed Owls in my palm trees are targeting me now. They already shitted all over my mom's car now they're out to get me. 727
The Flood / Cars that everyone forgot about« on: January 12, 2015, 04:39:52 PM »
Post cars that have seem to be forgotten by people:
Chrysler ME Four-Twelve Spoiler 1999 Dodge Charger R/T Spoiler Saleen S7 Spoiler Nissan R390 Spoiler Cadillac Cien Spoiler 728
The Flood / I'm sick of these CoD references« on: January 12, 2015, 02:08:25 AM »
There's not enough Gears of War references
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The Flood / Who's ready for booty?« on: January 11, 2015, 01:52:15 AM »
Tomorrow is the 11th... and you know what that means.
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Gaming / Draw the last game you played« on: January 09, 2015, 11:18:16 PM »
Draw the last game you played and try to guess what game people drew.
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The Flood / You walk in your house and find him standing there« on: January 09, 2015, 03:03:56 AM »
What do you do?
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The Flood / Look at these niggas wit attitudes« on: January 08, 2015, 11:24:03 PM »
Discuss Ice Cube
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The Flood / Its my birthday!« on: January 07, 2015, 02:06:28 AM »
LET'S PARTY!!
Here's the cake Spoiler 735
The Flood / Master Chief caught jumping from an object in the sky« on: January 07, 2015, 01:03:12 AM »
Radio for VTOL, heavy lift-gear. We're not leaving him there.
Spoiler The video ends after 41 seconds. The rest is just a black screen. YouTube 736
The Flood / Does Ice Cube like volcanoes?« on: January 06, 2015, 03:48:56 PM »
He's always rapping about pyroclastic flows in his songs.
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Gaming / Triple H to be the Dragonborn in the upcoming Elder Scrolls movie« on: January 06, 2015, 03:24:31 PM »
They're not really making a Elder Scrolls movie but Triple H looks like most of the dudes in Skyrim.
I even made my character to look like Triple H. He's gonna do the Pedigree on Alduin to finish him off Spoiler 738
The Flood / Happy birthday, Zonda!« on: January 05, 2015, 07:12:31 PM »
Hope you get a Pagani Zonda or something for you birthday.
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The Flood / Ugliest cars in the world« on: January 05, 2015, 04:03:34 AM »
Post pics of cars you think are the ugliest in the world.
I'll begin: Bugatti Veyron(all versions) Spoiler Corvette C4 Spoiler Lamborghini Veneno Spoiler BMW X6 Spoiler Nissan Juke Spoiler Nissan Leaf Spoiler Ferrari California Spoiler And finally... Toyota Prius Spoiler 741
The Flood / You're stuck in a room with her for 7 days« on: January 03, 2015, 03:00:38 PM »
What do you do?
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The Flood / I watched Batman & Robin yesterday« on: January 02, 2015, 02:47:30 PM »
Ah-nold Schwarzenegger was only in this movie to say one-liners the whole time. And the movie should have been named "Batman & Robin feat. Batgirl."
I see why people say this is the worst Batman movie. 744
The Flood / I HAVE POWER« on: January 01, 2015, 04:04:53 AM »
So as soon as it turned January 1st here, the power went out.
Some assholes thought it would be funny to shoot a power transformer on a telephone pole. Half of my town was blacked out for nearly 2 hours. 745
Gaming / Video game foods you would eat« on: December 31, 2014, 03:29:13 AM »
I want to try Muta Wings from Starcraft and I wonder what the Homecooked Meal from Skyrim tastes like.
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Gaming / Mass Effect fem shep walkthrough« on: December 29, 2014, 11:05:20 PM »
I've already played through all the games as Bro Shep but not as Fem Shep yet.
Should I do it or nah? 748
The Flood / Longest piss you've ever taken« on: December 29, 2014, 03:03:20 AM »
Longest one I've taken was almost a minute and a half. I could have written a novel before I got done peeing.
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Gaming / Every enemy you've ever killed in games is now attacking Earth« on: December 28, 2014, 01:51:31 AM »
They've all teamed up and are now attacking everything and everyone on Earth.
How screwed are we? |