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Gaming / "Hell, it's about time"
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:22:22 AM »
I waited 15 years to see the conclusion of Starcraft and they end up going full anime and Mass Effect 3 with the ending. The fuck were they thinking?

itt discuss bad endings

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The Flood / She was standing in line
« on: April 06, 2016, 06:46:42 AM »
The overnight stocker girl was getting something to drink at the Pizza Hut in this Target because they leave the machines on for us. While she was getting an icee, she got the same flavor I get.

We have much more in common than I thought.

This is it guys. It's fucking happening.

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The Flood / Since we can drink a drink
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:24:29 PM »
But can't food a food, is it possible to meme a meme?

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Gaming / What game should I buy for my nephew?
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:12:42 PM »
His birthday is coming up and for once I'll be able to buy him something. He has an Xboner with every recent Lego game, Transformers game, and both Minecrafts.

I was thinking of getting him Rare Replay or the MCC, don't really know yet.

What should I get him?

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Gaming / Turok 1&2 getting remastered for the Xboner
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:33:38 PM »
Seeing and using the glorious Cerebral Bore remastered will bring joy to me

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/remastered-versions-of-dino-games-turok-1-and-2-co/1100-6436057/

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The Xbox One is getting "new" dinosaur games. Night Dive Studios, the team that brought HD remasters of the first two Turok games to PC in 2015, has announced plans to launch those games for Xbox One.

This information comes by way of a tweet. Someone asked if Night Dive had any plans to launch the '90s games for console, and the studio revealed the games are coming to "Xbox," presumably referencing Xbox One.

As for a PlayStation release, Night Dive didn't commit to anything. "We're evaluating other platforms but can't confirm at this time," it explained (via XboxAchievements).

The new versions of Turok: Dinosaur Hunter and Turok 2: Seeds of Evil feature enhanced graphics and a series of other improvements. However, it remains to be seen how the PC remasters differ from the console versions, if at all.

Additionally, a release date was not announced. We'll report back with new information as it becomes available. It's busy times for Night Dive, as the studio is also working on a remaster of System Shock and System Shock 3.

If you need to play a dinosaur game on Xbox One right now, you can check out Ark: Survival Evolved, which is available through the platform's Game Preview program.

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The Flood / Humans are no strangers to war
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:50:28 PM »
After all we've been fighting for as long as we can remember. War is all we know. In the past we fought for oil, we fought for country, we fought for freedom; but all that changed after the Paris and Brussels terrorist attacks.

For these past few years we've been fighting for our very survival against inhuman, genocidal Islamic extremists. But it is a fight we cannot continue. Humanity faces extinction unless we end this war, Now!

We have hoped the countless airstrikes and joint military operations would decimate ISIS, But they survived. And have returned stronger than ever. They brought with them a force that can inhabit entire cities. Even the United States our last beacon of hope through all these dark days, is at risk.

Soon, we'll have nothing left to defend. And that leaves us with only one option, Attack!

Sep7agon, what I ask of you now is not an easy thing, but it is necessary. If we are to survive. If we are to live long enough to see Cheat bring back the Print button, our children grow, and experience a time of peace we have never known we must, now, take this fight to ISIS.

We will go to where they live, and where they breed, AND WE, WILL, DESTROY THEM!!

This is the day we take the battle to the heart of the enemy. This is the day we correct the course of human history, THIS IS THE DAY, WE ENSURE OUR SURVIVAL AS A SPECIES!

Sep7agon, my fellow forumgoers, GO FOURTH, AND BRING BACK THE HOPE OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Flood / Happy Easter everyone
« on: March 27, 2016, 12:09:06 PM »
Let us not forget the sacrifices that Jesus makes for us each and every day

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The Flood / There was a bombing in Pakistan
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:27:45 AM »
And Facebook wants to know if I'm okay because I'm supposedly near the location of the bombing.

I think there's something wrong here.

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The Flood / Rewatched Starship Troopers with a friend
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:22:47 AM »
He'd only seen parts of it on TV many years ago and never the full movie.

And idc how old Denise Richards is now I would still want her to sit on my face.

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The Flood / Just a reminder that Dwayne Johnson is The Rock
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:12:53 AM »
It doesn't matter what you think

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The Flood / I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:45:47 AM »
I work overnight and i clean the store and I'm on my lunchbreak right now. I was gonna buy some m&m's to help keep me awake and this overnight stocker girl paid for them.

10/10 she's bae now

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The Flood / 15 years ago today
« on: March 24, 2016, 07:58:51 PM »
When The Big Unit accidentally killed a bird
YouTube

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The Flood / She used to cut her wrists
« on: March 22, 2016, 11:56:08 PM »
So we gonna install suicide doors on her whip

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The Flood / Did anyone notice
« on: March 20, 2016, 10:24:03 PM »
That whenever Deci comes back, Foman comes back too? Coincidence?

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The Flood / The first synth has been created
« on: March 19, 2016, 04:37:13 PM »
I wonder when they're gonna start kidnapping people to create more.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/could-you-fall-in-love-with-this-robot.html

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"Please be my friend," said Hanson, CEO and founder of Hanson Robotics. "That's a very flattering offer," said Sophia.
Sophia's lifelike skin is made from patented silicon and she can emulate more than 62 facial expressions. Cameras inside her "eyes," combined with computer algorithms, enable her to "see," follow faces and appear to make eye contact and recognize individuals. A combination of Alphabet's Google Chrome voice recognition technology and other tools enable Sophia to process speech, chat and get smarter over time. Hanson is working with IBM and Intel to explore integrating some of their technologies.

"Our goal is that she will be as conscious, creative and capable as any human," said Hanson. "We are designing these robots to serve in health care, therapy, education and customer service applications."
Hanson said that one day robots will be indistinguishable from humans. Robots walk, play, teach, help and form real relationships with people, he said.

"The artificial intelligence will evolve to the point where they will truly be our friends," he said. "Not in ways that dehumanize us, but in ways the rehumanize us, that decrease the trend of the distance between people and instead connect us with people as well as with robots." Hanson plans to announce pricing and availability of his humanlike robots later this year.

The key to creating robots that care about humans is giving them humanlike faces that enable them to gather data while real humans explore different applications for the technology, said Hanson.

"That can really help to prevent some of the disconnect and possible dangers of developing superintelligent or human-level machines that don't care," he said.

"Gemini" is Latin name for "twins" and the root of "Geminoid," a robot created by Hiroshi Ishiguro in his own likeness. Geminoid has a plastic skull, metal skeleton and silicon skin and is controlled by an external computer.

Ishiguro created Geminoid in order to study humans, which he believes are not that different from robots. "We are more autonomous and more intelligent — that's it," he said.

Ishiguro is creating a line of robots with different functions in mind. The most human-looking robots are best suited to roles such as hotel receptionists, museum tour guides and language tutors, he said. His own tests found that 80 percent of people greeted his most human-like androids with a "hello," initially mistaking them for real people.

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Gaming / "LAAWWWWWRENCCCCCCE!" Ratchet and Clank (PS4) megathread
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:05:20 PM »


Weapons
Spoiler
The Bouncer returns. This one is only a pre-order bonus from Gamestop I believe.
Spoiler
The Pixelizer turns things you shoot into pixels.
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The Warmonger is your standard rocket launcher.
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The Groovitron makes enemies dance.
Spoiler
Mr Zurkon is a robot that follows you around and will attack enemies and will also shout insults to them.
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Other weapons from the first game are confirmed such as the Suck Cannon, Pyrocitor, Walloper, Drone Device, and Visibomb Gun. Nothing yet about a RYNO type but I want to be surprised on how its going to be.

Screenshots
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Game Description
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Play the game, based on the movie, based on the game! Ratchet & Clank (PS4) is a new game based on elements from the original Ratchet & Clank (PS2). Developed alongside the major motion CG-animated picture coming to theatres in 2016, Ratchet & Clank (PS4) marks the PlayStation 4 debut of PlayStation’s greatest heroes. Join Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark and new friends as they battle to save the Solana Galaxy from the evil Chairman Drek. With an hour of new cinematics (including footage from the film), Ratchet & Clank (PS4) takes a deeper look at the characters’ origin stories and modernizes the original gameplay. Explore the galaxy in a game that features new planets, new and updated gameplay segments, all-new bosses, all-new Clank gameplay, all-new flight sequences, and much more — with completely new visuals built to demonstrate the power of the PS4!

Battle your enemies with an out-of-this-world arsenal, including new weapons and fan-favorite tools of destruction from the Ratchet & Clank Future series. From the brand new Pixelizer (which transforms enemies into explosive 8-bit pixels) to franchise favorites like the dance-party-inducing Groovitron and wise-cracking robotic bodyguard Mr. Zurkon, Ratchet & Clank’s arsenal has never been better. Help Ratchet and Clank save the galaxy for the first time, again, exclusively on PlayStation 4!

Release Date and Price
April 12, 2016
Game will be priced at $40

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The Flood / Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:07:08 PM »
March 16 is the day we all get together and drink some Steveweisers in honor of Steve Austin aka the biggest BAMF to ever walk the Earth.


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Gaming / Inspirational quotes from games
« on: March 16, 2016, 03:20:23 AM »
Battlecruiser motivational

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The Flood / DON'T TURN YA BACK ON THE WOLFPAC
« on: March 16, 2016, 02:35:50 AM »
YOU MIGHT WIND UP IN A BODY BAG
YouTube


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Sep7agon is dead as dicks right now

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Gaming / Lindsay Lohan's lawsuit on GTA 5 is "allowed to proceed"
« on: March 15, 2016, 07:59:07 PM »
Apparently, the judge said that Take Two doesn't have "enough evidence" for Lohan to give up the case. She still wants some of that billion that GTA 5 has made.

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/lindsay-lohan-grand-theft-auto-v-lawsuit-proceeds/?fb=dd

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A New York Supreme Court judge ruled Friday that Lindsay Lohan’s lawsuit against Take-Two Interactive and Rockstar Games is allowed to proceed.

The lawsuit, first filed in 2013, alleges that the unauthorized use of Lohan’s likeness appeared in Grand Theft Auto V. The character in question, Lacey Jonas, is a famous actress who starred in a number of high school movies, and she needs help in escaping the flashing cameras of the paparazzi. Jonas is largely portrayed as an idiot and is mocked by the media.

Lohan claims in her lawsuit that the character violates her rights to her likeness.

A separate lawsuit filed in 2014 claimed that Take-Two also used products from Lohan’s clothing line in Grand Theft Auto V.

In response, Take-Two countered by arguing that Lohan filed the lawsuit for the publicity, and pointed to suits against E*Trade for a TV commercial and Pitbull’s lyrics, and noted that she missed the statute of limitations with her lawsuit.

New York Supreme Court judge Joan Kennedy ruled that the evidence from Take-Two isn’t sufficient for her to throw out the case.

“Defendants have not been able to prove, at this juncture of the litigation, that the republication exemption to the one year statute of limitations is not applicable to this case because the intended audiences were the same as those of the original publication and the images consistently remained the same.”

Oh wait, who am I kidding? Take Two did use Lohan's likeliness in GTA 5:
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The Flood / Alright, which of you weebs was it?
« on: March 12, 2016, 07:34:53 PM »
Absolutely disgusting

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The Flood / I watched Turbo Kid earlier
« on: March 12, 2016, 03:42:01 AM »
Michael Ironside is old af and can still play a damn good villain. I enjoyed this movie a lot and the gore was super ridiculous and I loved every second of it. The creativity with it just kept surprising me as the movie went on.

Anyone else watch this movie? I know it came out a while back but I today I had the sudden urge to watch it.

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The Flood / Mods are corrupt
« on: March 11, 2016, 04:35:02 AM »
I got a warning from, well, lets just say her name is pronounced "El Sea" for not posting correctly in a thread.

Fuhrer Cheat, I expect you to gas her for this treachery.

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Gaming / Broforce
« on: March 09, 2016, 01:58:19 AM »
Badass game with kickass memorable characters and has a face-melting soundtrack. My friend and I marathoned this game today and it was so much fun, really reminded us of Contra and Metal Slug. I haven't had this much fun with a indie game in long ass time.

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The Flood / Taking attendance
« on: March 07, 2016, 04:02:33 AM »
You already know what time it is. Bro u there bro?

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The Flood / Is this man sad or happy?
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:22:44 PM »

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Gaming / Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:52:50 PM »
I grew tired of seeing "Halo vs Mass Effect" or "Star Wars vs Halo" etc but here's something different.

Equipment Ratchet has to help him in battle:
- Carbonox Armor
- The RYNO II
- The Supernova
- PDA to buy ammo
- 1,000,000,000,000 bolts
- Sheepinator

Things the Halo Universe can use in battle:
- Everything

WHO WINS??


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Gaming / Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:11:20 AM »
I have enough of that currency stuff and idk which god to buy cause they're all pretty dope

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The Flood / Can't believe its already been a year
« on: March 02, 2016, 01:24:55 AM »
...WHEN THE PHILLIES LOST TO A COLLEGE TEAM LMAO

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The Flood / CHEX IS THE BEST
« on: March 01, 2016, 04:42:54 PM »
I FUCKING LOVE CHEX

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