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The Flood / A guy I went to school with passed away today
« on: June 05, 2016, 04:19:41 AM »
Damn... I thought it was just some people trolling on Facebook but I checked his page and he really did die today. I wasn't close to him but I did have classes with him and he was a pretty chill dude from when we would talk. My junior year we were assigned in a group to do a project that we aced. He knew how to draw really good, especially cars and trucks.

Its crazy to think that someone can be perfectly fine one day and then the next day have their life taken away.

Anyways, have you known anyone you went to school with that passed away?


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The Flood / Okay, what the fuck was that
« on: June 04, 2016, 05:27:16 AM »
Today was my turn to clean the fitting rooms. As I was cleaning the mirrors, the ceiling sprinkler above the room i was in was starting to make noise and it started to move as if someone was pulling it.

After a few seconds, it stopped.

This Target is 2spooky for me.

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The Flood / Pepsi
« on: May 29, 2016, 03:03:07 PM »
I'm gonna have to murder you for that avatar FYI

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The Flood / Your favorite Iron Sheik tweets
« on: May 26, 2016, 11:09:38 AM »
If you have a twitter account and don't follow The Iron Sheik, you're missing out on the most hilarious and insane tweets you'll ever see.

Here are my favorites from him:





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Gaming / Anyone here have DOOM? How is it?
« on: May 17, 2016, 05:23:40 PM »
I'm curious as to how the game is. My only experience with DOOM was the movie unfortunately, and my 3rd grade teacher had DOOM 3 years ago but never brought it to class.

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The Flood / Accidentally called 911 at work today
« on: May 15, 2016, 10:55:53 AM »
The way we have to clock in at work is through a phone. The number we dial starts off with 9186 and the phone's 1 key thought I pressed it twice and bam, 911 was dialed and I immediately freaked out when I hung up and it started ringing. I ran around the store looking for the overnight managers and found one. I told her I dialed 911 and she said she already talked to the police and said it was an accident. She saved my ass today, whew.

Anyways, got any crazy work experiences?

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Gaming / Convince me to buy an Xboner
« on: May 12, 2016, 07:17:26 PM »
Other than to smash on all you guys on the MCC and Halo 5

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The Flood / ITT: Our favorite things from the UK
« on: May 12, 2016, 11:39:04 AM »



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The Flood / Do I really post like Korra
« on: May 10, 2016, 02:14:40 PM »
Because if I do, I'll change asap

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This is an all-out brawl, no weapons are allowed. Who would be the one to come out on top?

My bet is on Niko Bellic because of his military background with Trevor coming in second because he's batshit insane.

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The Flood / Theater experiences?
« on: May 09, 2016, 06:08:40 PM »
I'm gonna finally watch Civil War tonight with friends and I was just thinking about all the times I went to the theaters in the past and witnessed people do/interrupt the movie.

When the last Twilight movie came out, I went with my older sisters and mom to go watch it cause I was curious about it. I was the only guy in there in a room full of women. The theater was surprisingly quiet until wolf boy took off his shirt, then the girls sitting behind us screamed with excitement a few times.

Another time I went to the theaters, there was someone using their phone during the movie and an older man shouted at that person "PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE AWAY!"

Other than these, I haven't witnessed anything else.

What have you seen/hear people do in theaters?

 

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The Flood / Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 07, 2016, 09:13:40 PM »
It's true

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The Flood / >You will never be as tough as Mick Foley
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:14:47 PM »
>You will never have 2/3 of your ear ripped off from ring ropes
>You will never be thrown off a Hell in a Cell onto an announce table
>You will never be thrown through the cell, landing on the canvas and almost dying
>You will never have your teeth go through your mouth and into your nose after taking a bad bump
>You will never be thrown face-first onto thousands of thumbtacks multiple times
>You will never be speared through a flaming table
>You will never take hits to the face with a 2x4 wrapped with barb wire
>You will never partake in a match with sheets of plywood armed with explosives
>You will never be thrown onto sheets of plywood with barb wire wrapped around them
>You will never be hit 10 times on your head with a steel chair by The Rock
>You will never land onto a power box and be electrocuted



Why bother living?

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The Flood / Would you rather be Tblocks or Korra?
« on: May 05, 2016, 10:00:59 PM »
T4R

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The Flood / YO TBLOCKS
« on: May 03, 2016, 10:34:42 PM »
The Dodgers are gonna be in Toronto to play the Blue Jays, weird I know, and yo get me an autograph from Clayton Kershaw and I'll love you forever

And Donaldson too

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Gaming / Lets guess those 10 maps for the CoD 4 remaster
« on: May 03, 2016, 10:18:45 PM »
They're only making 10 maps as of right now. Anyways, CoD 4 has some of the best maps in the CoD series so here's my take on what those maps will be. Some of them are personal favorites of mine too:

Crash
Overgrown
Crossfire
Bog
Showdown
Pipeline
Strike
Wet Work
Vacant
Backlot

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The Flood / The Ratchet and Clank movie may have broken the curse
« on: April 28, 2016, 06:26:35 AM »
It currently has a 7.7/10 on IMDB which is FAR higher than any video-game movie prior and some of the reviews I have read have been generally positive.

The movie hasn't gotten a score yet on Rotten Tomatoes but I'll keep checking later on today.

Sadly, I probably won't be able to watch it until Sunday when I have the day off. I hope it's as enjoyable as the game.

Do you plan on checking it out?

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Gaming / CoD: Infinite Seque- er Warfare comes with CoD 4
« on: April 27, 2016, 06:46:47 PM »
It better come with multiplayer and this new IW better not lay their dirty fingers on it and change anything

But all in all, it sounds like they're desperate to bring back a chunk of the CoD population that left after Ghosts

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/call-of-duty-infinite-warfare-includes-modern-warf/1100-6439251/?ftag=GSS-05-10aaa0a
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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, which is reportedly the name of this year's entry in Activision's first-person shooter series, will include a remastered version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, according to an image of a preorder card.

The image was posted on Reddit and looks to be from US retailer Target. It shows the cover for a Legacy Edition of the game and states the package "also includes" Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered.

A November 4, 2016 release date is also prominently displayed.

Although Activision and Infinity Ward have not officially revealed the game yet, a listing for it appeared on Sony's PlayStation Store. Activision typically fully reveals its new Call of Duty games in the April/May period, so an announcement may be imminent.

Infinite Warfare will be developed by Infinity Ward, the developer responsible for the Modern Warfare games and, most recently, Call of Duty: Ghosts.

Activision has said it will not have its own booth on the E3 show floor this year, and will instead exhibit its latest games with the help of partners such as Sony PlayStation. The next entry in the Call of Duty series will be at Sony's booth.

Infinity Ward's new Call of Duty game was previously described by Activision as "innovative," though no concrete details about the game have been divulged.

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The Flood / Fixed my PC, but I lost all my memes
« on: April 27, 2016, 04:14:29 AM »
Now what do I do with my life?

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The Flood / Is this guy deaf or something
« on: April 26, 2016, 04:06:08 PM »
I get to the barbershop and the guys that cut my hair weren't there sadly. The old man that works there was the only person in the shop.

Here's the conversation:

Him: "They're at the car wash."
Me: "Are they gonna be back right now?"
Him: "They're at the car wash."
Me: "But are they gonna come back right now?"
Him: "They're at the car wash."
Me: "I know but are they gonna come back right now?!"

He said the same thing so I just walked out. Fuck that puto. No wonder why no one likes getting haircuts from him.

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The Flood / The God Emperor of Mankind is coming to my city
« on: April 25, 2016, 04:07:49 PM »
He's coming to Bakersfield to talk about the drought.

Should I go and see him? I want to ask for a small loan of a million dollars.

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Gaming / Ratchet and Clank PS4 shitty review
« on: April 25, 2016, 02:22:49 PM »
By having the word "shitty" in the title, this does not mean that the game is shit. It means that this review won't have any pictures or links in it unfortunately. I have been having tons of problems with my computer lately so this will be a text-only review. I will try to limit walls of text to the best of my ability and try to not to cause eye sores.


The game:
Ratchet and Clank on the PS4 is a complete reimagining of the very first PS2 Ratchet and Clank title. The game offers new things for the player such as new weapons, new story elements, and introduces new characters, and also following the plot of the Ratchet and Clank movie which releases this Friday, April 29.


The Story:
The game starts out with introducing us to a guy named Shiv Helix and Captain Qwark both in prison. Captain Qwark is telling Helix the story of Ratchet and Clank's adventure, which happened before Qwark ended up in prison. As you play through the game, Qwark will sometimes narrate the situations that are happening around Ratchet and Clank and some of the stuff that Qwark says is pretty funny. For instance, if you stand around for a long time, Qwark will comment on why Ratchet is doing that and its pretty great and a nice little touch.

The Galactic Rangers who were first introduced in Up Your Arsenal return but its not those green robots you fight along with in that game this time around as we are instead introduced to new characters. The Galactic Rangers are Captain Qwark's team that fight evil doers. The team consists of Cora Verolux, Elaris, Brax, and Captain Qwark. Ratchet in this game wants to be a Ranger more than anything and from completing training courses that they have set up, they have an interest in Ratchet. You become a Galactic Ranger and start to do missions with your new team. I thought these new characters Insomniac brought us were pretty likable and cool. I just wish we saw more of Elaris and Brax as they don't really do all that much or are seen that much in this game which is disappointing. You're mostly working with Cora on the missions that you do. If they continue to do more games after this one, I hope they keep these characters in some way because I really enjoy having them around.

The villain, or villains I should say are Chairman Drek and Dr. Nefarious who are the best villains in the entire Ratchet and Clank series in my opinion. Chairman Drek's motive is just like it is in the first game as he wants to build a new planet for his species, but in order to do so he destroys other planets in the process and steals the terrain from those planets. Dr Nefarious's role is constructing armies and new weapons for Drek's forces. Seeing Nefarious come back was awesome and I'm super happy that they got the original voice actor for him too. The new voice actor for Drek I can't take seriously. The original voice actor for Drek actually sounded mean and sounded like a person with power who you didn't want to mess with. The new Drek voice I didn't feel it at all really and felt more annoying to be honest. His personality in this game is also different than the original version, as he tries really hard to be funny but most of his jokes did not even make me smirk.

Ratchet and Clank meet just like how they did in the original game. Ratchet's personality in this game is NOTHING like the original which is something I'm glad they did. If you didn't know, Ratchet was a complete dick to Clank in the PS2 game but redeemed himself in the end. Ratchet becomes best friends with Clank and never argue or anything in this version. Even when Ratchet felt he was at his worst when he sees a planet get destroyed, he was still that Lombax we all know and love and not a complete douchelord.

As for the length of this game, it is a little shorter than the original. There's a lot of levels that did not return. Levels like Eudora, Umbris(it is mentioned though), Hoven, Oltanis, Oltanis Orbit, and Orxon are not in this game. I guess Insomniac wanted to focus more on the story-driven levels instead. The iconic levels like Blackwater City, Aleero City(Metropolis from the first game), Novalis, and Aridia do return and their level designs are almost completely identical to their PS2 counterpart.

Characters and other things from all over the Ratchet and Clank series make small cameos or are referenced in this game. The Plumber returns and his interaction was my favorite and once again, he broke the fourth-wall like he always did. Seeing The Plumber made me happy and what he tells Ratchet and Clank was hilarious and he may have also confirmed another game but it could have just been a joke. The RYNO Guy in Blackwater City returns and instead of just selling you the RYNO, he needs to collect RYNO Holocards which I will explain below. Dallas and Juanita from Deadlocked are in Aleero City when Ratchet becomes a Galactic Ranger. Felton Razz, the Pokitaru host, mentions the Polaris Galaxy from the Future series. The Protopet from Going Commando and Megacorp also get referenced too. When you first meet Elaris, she is playing the online multiplayer from Up Your Arsenal. I guess this means that everything from the Ratchet and Clank games that came after the original now all exist with one another.


Gameplay:
A complaint that most people have with the original game was that the controls were not that great. Ratchet couldn't strafe and the reaction time was kind of slow. The camera was also sloppy at times and there was no way to change the controls really. I'm glad to tell you that this game plays nothing like the original and offers multiple options if you want to change the controls.

- The control options are the standard 3rd-Person mode, Lock-Strafe, and Fixed. I've been playing on Lock-Strafe mode ever since Up Your Arsenal and to me personally it is the best way to play these games as it mixes third and first person into one.

- Weapon upgrading and Nanotech upgrading are in this game. Weapons gain 5 levels before maxing out and Ratchet gains +10 health every time you level up his Nanotech, maxing out to a total of 200. You also upgrade your weapons in this game at the vendors using Raritanium. Depending on the weapon, you can upgrade certain things like having enemies drop more Raritanium or Holocards. You can also upgrade them performance-wise giving them better a better rate of fire or more ammo for example. Omega Weapons are purchasable in Challenge Mode and weapons gain another 5 levels and offer more upgrades to buy.

- There are 3 difficulty levels: Easy, Normal, and Hard. I've been playing on Hard this entire time and the game can be challenging at times. For new players I recommend Normal for your first time through then Hard on your Challenge Mode playthrough. For players familiar with Ratchet and Clank, go straight to Hard.

- The weapons in this game are mostly from the Future series. Weapons like the Mr. Zurkon, Plasma Striker, Groovitron, and Warmonger are from those games. The new weapons in this game are the Pixelizer and Proton Drum. The Pixelizer is probably one of my favorite weapons in this game, as it turns every enemy you shoot into 8-bit sprites and when they die you can break their pixelilated bodies into blocks. The only weapons that returned from the original PS2 game is the Glove of Doom and Pyrocitor which made me sad. I wish they had brought back the Suck Cannon and Tesla Claw too, as they were some of my favorites.

- Bolts are way easier to collect in this game. Collecting bolts in the original game was a pain as you did not collect as much as you did in later games. In Challenge Mode, the Bolt Multiplier is back and you can collect even more bolts than before if you get it to x10 or higher.

- Every once in a while you'll get to play as Clank and take on puzzles. Clank can punch, double jump, and slam his fists into the ground. When you play as Clank, there will be Gadgebots that you will need to help you progress. There's a Power Bot, Spring Bot, and Bridge Bot. These types of Gadgebots made me think of Going Commando's bots as there were bridge bots etc. in that game.

- Sometimes you will have to fly your ship for aerial combat. The ship controls could have been done better as you steer and aim with just the left stick which is weird. The ship controls in Going Commando feel perfect compared to the controls in this game.

- The Hoverboard races in Blackwater City and Kalebo III return and are much more fast-paced than before. The Hoverboards control better than the ship controls thankfully.


Graphics
Ratchet and Clank is one of the best looking games on the PS4 if not the best. The graphics in this game are spectacular and makes the original look like it came out of the stone age. Environments are so beautifully done I stopped and took everything more than usual. My favorite levels to just look at everything was Gaspar, Aleero City, Pokitaru, and Veldin.

You can actually see Ratchet's fur stick out when you zoom in close enough and almost looks real. Even the fur on the sheep from the Sheepinator looks real when you look at it.

If any of you read my Going Commando review, I talked about how every time you arrived at a new planet, the first camera shot is a wide shot of the entire level and gives you a sense of scale. Those same wide-shots are in this game so take them for granted and enjoy the pretty environments.


Soundtrack
I don't like the new soundtrack at all in this game, not one bit. There is not a single track I liked other than maybe the Pause menu theme and Pokitaru theme. I would have loved Insomniac to remaster the original soundtrack and make it sound better for this game, like how 343 did with Halo 2 Anniversary. Even if they didn't do that, maybe an option in the Sound Options to turn on the original soundtrack would have been nice. The soundtrack for this game is extremely disappointing and its not one I would return to and listen like I do with other Ratchet and Clank OSTs.


Extra Content
- Gold Bolts return as a collectible. Instead of needing Gold Bolts to purchase Omega Weapons like in the original game, Gold Bolts unlock cheats and different hangars in the Insomniac Museum. There are 28 Gold Bolts total to find.

- Holocards are introduced in this game. A Holocard will have a character, weapon, or level from all over the R&C series. There's Holocard Sets and when you complete a set, you will gain a Bolt Bonus, Raritanium Bonus, or Holocard drop-rate Bonus. I just need 1 more RYNO Holocard to get the RYNO and I have collected damn near 100+ of cards and I haven't gotten the last RYNO card. I'm seriously starting to get mad that I haven't been able to get the RYNO yet and I have already played through the game twice.

- The Insomniac Museum returns but is extremely disappointing this time around. Its super small, WAY smaller than the one in Going Commando and Up Your Arsenal. There's nothing to do in this museum except look at props from previous R&C games which I find super creepy because they don't do anything at all. They just stand there. There are also computer screens which shows pictures of characters from the original game with a strange humming sound. Anyways, this version of the Insomniac Museum really is nothing all that special like it should be.


Final Verdict
Ratchet and Clank is refreshing new beginning to the franchise that does a lot of things really well while having a few faults here and there. There are a lot of things Insomniac could have done to improve the areas on that I already explained but other than that, this game is fantastic. This game is a great joy to veteran players and even new players will love this game as well. In my opinion this game is worth the $40 pricetag.

I'm gonna go ahead and give Ratchet and Clank an 8.5/10. I think that is a fair enough score to give it in my personal opinion. I'm looking forward as to what Insomniac is going to do next with this series. A reimagining of Going Commando would be cool but a whole new game would be even better.

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The Flood / I was cleaning the breakroom
« on: April 24, 2016, 06:11:53 AM »
And out of fucking nowhere I hear Duel of the Fates from Phantom Menace play through the ceiling speakers. All they've been playing all night so far is orchestra-type music. Duel of the Fates was the track I recognized instantly but some others that have played I know I've heard them before but I just can't remember their names.

If I hear something from Halo or another Star Wars track that would make my fucking year.

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The Flood / Having a problem with my desktop
« on: April 14, 2016, 11:15:46 AM »
Yesterday it didn't let me sign in to my computer at all even after turning it on and off multiple times. I decided to wait another day and still it will not let me log on.

Everytime I put the password in and press enter, this prompt comes up:

"The User Profile Service service failed the logon.

User profile cannot be loaded."

What can I do to fix this because I'm moments away from flipping this desk

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The Flood / Found Camnator's favorite cereal
« on: April 11, 2016, 06:01:34 PM »
Every box comes with some nugtella and a copy of Booty Wars

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The Flood / Favorite movie themes?
« on: April 11, 2016, 05:55:30 PM »
Inspired by Big Boss's thread, which movie franchises have your favorite theme songs?

Terminator 2's theme is awesome and intense. Really sets the mood of the movie.
YouTube


The Star Wars theme is a close second. Hearing this through the theater for the first time when I saw The Force Awakens is something I won't ever forget.
YouTube


The Ghostbusters theme is another one of my favorites. Its so damn funky and catchy.
YouTube

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Gaming / CJ Cowan parts ways with Bungie
« on: April 10, 2016, 07:02:05 PM »
He was the guy that directed the cinematics for Halo 2 through Reach. I wonder if he will want to continue working on video games if another company wants to hire him. Another one of Halo-era Bungie employees is now gone.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-creative-lead-and-13-year-bungie-veteran-l/1100-6438604/?ftag=GSS-05-10aaa0a

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13-year Bungie veteran CJ Cowan, who most recently worked on Destiny as its story creative lead, has exited the studio. He announced his departure on his social network channels, saying, "After 13 years, I decided to part ways with Bungie." He did not say why he's leaving or what he plans to do next.

According to his LinkedIn resume, Cowan started at Bungie back in 2003, working on Halo 2 as a cinematic designer. He was the director of cinematics for Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, and Halo: Reach, later becoming the lead story designer for Destiny.

In November 2015, he took on the role of Destiny's story creative lead, a position he held until leaving Bungie this month.

Prior to joining Bungie, Cowan was a lead animator at Interplay, working at the company from 1999-2003 on projects including Run Like Hell.

The Savannah College of Art and Design graduate now lists his job title as "storyteller for hire."

Destiny's next big update is coming on April 12. It comes with new things to do, more gear to earn, and changes to weapon balance and more.

Looking further out, a "large" Destiny expansion is coming this fall, while a full-on sequel will debut in 2017.

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The Flood / Is YouTube down for anyone else?
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:33:11 PM »
It didnt load for me at all on desktop and now its not working on my PS4. I can't load it on my phone either.

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The Flood / I feel terrible now
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:07:02 AM »
I was driving home and I passed by a park with a small lake in it. I saw a turtle trying to walk across the road from the park. I wanted to stop and pick him up and put him back in the water, but I couldn't stop because there was a lot of cars behind me.

I hope that turtle made it but I doubt he did :/

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The Flood / Is the real Slim Shady ever gonna stand up?
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:40:15 AM »
Mom's spaghetti

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