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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion on me
« on: February 02, 2015, 02:02:55 AM »
You seem alright, but it's kinda tainted by how sour you are to me.

*sips tea*
That's pretty much my impression.

Minus the tea-sipping faggotry.

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The Flood / Re: It's almost 3AM And I Require Laughter.
« on: February 02, 2015, 02:01:58 AM »
Here's my contribution... moar please.
Hey, fgt. How you doing?

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion on me
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:38:03 AM »
I think you're cool most of the time unless you're talking shit to me and even then I figure it's not really meant in an especially hostile way.

Also, I legitimately feel like a piece of shit for starting the whole JTK thing. I've got shit that sets me off in exactly the same way and it sucks. Sorry about that m8.

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The Flood / Re: Opinions on the Ninjas
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:20:18 AM »
FFS one of then was warned. Why should someone be reprimanding people for breaking rules when they can't follow the rules themselves?
who was warned
Rocketman

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:50:44 AM »
We're alive during such a boring time period. By the time something like space travel or space colonies become a thing, we'll be old at best, dead at worst.
>lives in the era of the dawn of the personal computer and the world wide web and therefore near infinite knowledge
>says it's the most boring time period

Come on, mang.

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Gaming / Re: Teens React to TLOU
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:32:32 AM »
Quit linking to FineBros bullshit.

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The Flood / Re: Opinions on the Ninjas
« on: February 01, 2015, 08:29:05 PM »
I would be extremely surprised if you promoted any of them to Ninja permanently. Especially based on TBlocks' high shit factor, Rocket's incompetence, and Yuta's aforementioned slimy behavior.

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The Flood / Re: Just got the mother of all Handguns!
« on: February 01, 2015, 06:53:58 PM »
Except the 5.7 round is shit
Except the black tipped steel penetrator rounds. Those will fuck you up.

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The Flood / Re: Those bolt action AR-15's.
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:02:12 PM »
Bullpup weapons>
bullpups=horrible balance
Except in the case of the F2000 which has perfect balance and no brass in your face.

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The Flood / Re: Just got the mother of all Handguns!
« on: February 01, 2015, 03:40:25 PM »
The Five-seveN is like a hipster's gun, I feel.

Also it's cool as shit. You should find someone to sneak you some of the black-tipped rounds.

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The Flood / Re: Go to Bed.
« on: February 01, 2015, 02:15:39 AM »
Okay.

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: January 31, 2015, 04:45:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sweeden Sweets > Everwhere else
« on: January 31, 2015, 04:37:13 PM »
Choklad stronk

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: January 31, 2015, 03:46:30 PM »
No necro.
Oh please. In Cyrodiil the fine for it is $500 septims so I'm able to pay that fine.
500 dollar septims? What are units?

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: January 31, 2015, 03:44:18 PM »
Definitely not sarcasm.
I've talked to the gentleman whose post is featured in the screenshot. He's 100% serious. Bought the giant bundle with IRL Dinklebot and everything. Crazy desticle. Crazy stupid.

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: January 31, 2015, 03:43:26 PM »
You have a FB?
And this was the moment Kinder realized he could find my Facebook page and post a link to it on ED for the lulz.

And just in case you try to deny it I already know you admitted to doing it to Cheat/Psy.

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The Flood / So now that The Flood is cleared of autists...
« on: January 30, 2015, 09:53:13 AM »
Who am I kidding? That's impossible.

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The Flood / Re: Becoming a "Dudeist Ordained Minister"
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:13:50 PM »
People who do this...you may as well just order a Guy Fawkes mask while you're at it.


I mean they aren't doing any harm...or anything, if they're strict followers of it.
Fuckin' A, man.

The Big Lebowski is like my favorite movie ever along with Alien. I found out about Dudeism and I'm it. I'm not exactly a strict follower but it's helped me calm down a lot just trying to live like The Dude. Just abide, man. It's more of a philosophy/self-help sort of thing rather than just trying to say "fuck you" to religion.

Sorry I rustled your jimmies, SC.
Lol, it will take more than that to get me mad. I don't care at all if you try to emulate The Dude's lifestyle, that's actually pretty admirable. I'm talking about the autistics who actually get that mail order certificate and try to become a "priest" of the philosophy. That's pretty cringy.
The only reason I did it is because a bunch of my friends and I had the idea to do it. It's not like we're trying to become preachy priests. One of the tenets of Dudeism is not to preach too much or even at all. Just abide, man. Everything is up for debate and everything is just your opinion, man. But of course the main reason is to improve oneself.

Also, you don't need to order a certificate to become a priest, FYI. Like, most of the people I know who got them are stoner bros and not really fedora tippers. I'm not sure where that comparison came up.

But hey, that's okay.

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The Flood / Re: Becoming a "Dudeist Ordained Minister"
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:01:52 PM »
People who do this...you may as well just order a Guy Fawkes mask while you're at it.


I mean they aren't doing any harm...or anything, if they're strict followers of it.
Fuckin' A, man.

The Big Lebowski is like my favorite movie ever along with Alien. I found out about Dudeism and I'm it. I'm not exactly a strict follower but it's helped me calm down a lot just trying to live like The Dude. Just abide, man. It's more of a philosophy/self-help sort of thing rather than just trying to say "fuck you" to religion.

Sorry I rustled your jimmies, SC.

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The Flood / Re: Atheists of Sep7agon
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:57:46 PM »
I'm not an atheist but I heavily dislike Mormonism. It warps peoples minds immensely and it's all-around really fucked up.

I'm member of the Dudeist faith FYI.


for reel?
Yeah, man. I mean, it's not a huge deal. I'm just of the belief that everything is like, your opinion, man.

Seriously though, it's more about helping me to chill the fuck out and abide.

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The Flood / Re: Atheists of Sep7agon
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:22:46 PM »
I'm not an atheist but I heavily dislike Mormonism. It warps peoples minds immensely and it's all-around really fucked up.

I'm member of the Dudeist faith FYI.

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Uncomfortable fact: the investigation concluded that some of the crew were still alive after the explosion (3 of the 4 personal emergency oxygen supply devices were manually activated), which means they met their fate only when the crew cabin hit the water after freefalling back to earth for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

Fuck.
They were most likely knocked unconscious moments after they deployed their masks as they weren't pressurized at all.
This is true. I guess that's...less terrible?

I wish I had the balls to do these things in the name of science and exploration. I can't think of anything I would give my life for. I have the utmost respect for these people.
It's less terrible. The idea that maybe they weren't awake for hitting the ocean makes me feel a little better. At least they weren't terrified the whole way down :(

Additionally, I also hold these brave men and women in the highest regards. I respect them immensely and admire their courage and bravery.

This is literally the one time I'll ever get even remotely patriotic towards my own country FYI. Serious shit here.

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Quote
Uncomfortable fact: the investigation concluded that some of the crew were still alive after the explosion (3 of the 4 personal emergency oxygen supply devices were manually activated), which means they met their fate only when the crew cabin hit the water after freefalling back to earth for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

Fuck.
They were most likely knocked unconscious moments after they deployed their masks as they weren't pressurized at all.

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The Flood / Re: Shit you say
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:28:04 PM »
"You know?"

"Alright, ... alright?" (beginning and ending a sentence with "alright" or either of them on their own)

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Serious / Re: Bar unvaccinated kids from public school?
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:36:51 PM »
I didn't vaccinate my son. This really doesn't effect me one way or another because I plan on private school.

But Why not let unvaccinated kids in schools? It's not like the vaccinated kids can catch any diseases right? They are vaccinated after all.
So you're just going to...hope your kid doesn't get a terrible disease that people shouldn't be getting in 2015? By not vaccinating your child, you're endangering the health and the life of children who can't get vaccinated.

Yep, I'm just going to hope. So far, so good.
I genuinely hope you end up vaccinating your child. That's a very dangerous gamble to make.

I doubt I will.

Noone is getting friggin Hep B or Polio these days. Theres no point for the potential risks that vaccinations bring.
Do you know why nobody is getting polio these days?

It's because it was eradicated by the rise of immunizations. Jesus Christ, man.

So its gone?

Why would I make my son get a useless vaccination if its gone.
To make sure it stays gone.
Exactly. That's the whole point.

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The Flood / Re: Crude humor and a Cringe humor are just not my thing.
« on: January 28, 2015, 04:12:46 PM »
TL;DR I can't find a decent comedy on Netflix. Help me at least find something decent to watch while playing Pokemon.
The only thing I really enjoyed on Netflix was Arrested Development and even then it wasn't especially great by the end. EDIT: Oh, Breaking Bad was really good. But that's not a comedy. hue

Try listening to The Biggest Problem in the Universe: http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-1/

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Serious / Re: "Snipers are cowards"
« on: January 28, 2015, 04:05:18 PM »
Chris Kyle is a coward. Someone like Simo Häyhä is a hero.

I assume that's why all these sniper threads are popping up. kek

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Serious / Re: Bar unvaccinated kids from public school?
« on: January 28, 2015, 04:01:11 PM »
I didn't vaccinate my son. This really doesn't effect me one way or another because I plan on private school.

But Why not let unvaccinated kids in schools? It's not like the vaccinated kids can catch any diseases right? They are vaccinated after all.
So you're just going to...hope your kid doesn't get a terrible disease that people shouldn't be getting in 2015? By not vaccinating your child, you're endangering the health and the life of children who can't get vaccinated.

Yep, I'm just going to hope. So far, so good.
I genuinely hope you end up vaccinating your child. That's a very dangerous gamble to make.

I doubt I will.

Noone is getting friggin Hep B or Polio these days. Theres no point for the potential risks that vaccinations bring.
Do you know why nobody is getting polio these days?

It's because it was eradicated by the rise of immunizations. Jesus Christ, man.

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In grateful and loving tribute to the brave crew of the United States Space Shuttle Challenger, 28 January 1986 who died accepting the risk and expanding mankind's horizons.

Spoiler

What are your thoughts on the exploration of space? Is it worth the time/money/potential loss of life?

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The Flood / If you enter the Konami code in The Flood, you get this:
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:42:56 PM »
Spoiler
ayy lmao

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