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« on: February 08, 2015, 03:24:55 PM »
Kinder - ohwait
>implying anyone can get past his overlapping fat rolls to find his 2 inch chode
The joke is he's been perma'd. Hue.
782
« on: February 08, 2015, 03:09:19 PM »
What part of your body is naked?
My huge balls and trouser monster.
783
« on: February 08, 2015, 03:08:48 PM »
I noticed you added Noel
Eh?
TOTDesticle
On the one?
360. I only have one friend dough
784
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:36:34 AM »
I noticed you added Noel
Eh?
785
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:12:08 AM »
Thanks Ushan/Jewka. You're my memesmiths.
786
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:10:01 AM »
All internet animators die of leukemia.
Should have never posted this in here.
You people are such insensitive bastards. You wouldn't give 2 shits if one of our own died.
He was sympathizing. Edd Gould and kitty were cool as shit is what Solonoid was saying
787
« on: February 08, 2015, 03:16:00 AM »
Coat everything in rat poison
I covered all my cables in bitter no-bitey magic shit.
788
« on: February 08, 2015, 03:03:24 AM »
Idk man, when my cat was a kitten he'd chew on every wire he could find. It's why my wired xbox controller no longer works.
I thought the little fucker had broken my power cable (the end that is permanently attached to the brick). I was so pissed but I plugged it into a different port and it was all good. Yeah, luckily I've managed to keep her from destroying anything to the point of it not working. The ethernet cable still works somehow. I have no idea how.
789
« on: February 08, 2015, 02:56:34 AM »
She completely meme'd my 25 foot ethernet cable which I keep coiled under my desk. Completely chewed through until she hit metal. She also chewed my computer's power cable and I'm pretty sure she either got shocked or she pulled the plug out of the wall a little because my laptop went into battery mode. She also likes to chew on my actual computer. Any soft black plastic is food apparently. Fucking cats, man. But how can you stay mad at this?
790
« on: February 08, 2015, 02:46:48 AM »
I have this transparent bar above "Sep7agon Banner Contest". I'm guessing this is where ads usually go, but it's a problem ATM for those of us with adblock.
Just block the iframe with adblock
791
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:56:37 PM »
She's generally full of shit and a con artist.
792
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:57:17 PM »
I'm actually responsible for Kinder getting perma'd. I made him angry earlier on his alt and that set him off the rails.
Oh yeah? Story time? I'll get the popcorn 
793
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:37:15 PM »
So Kinder will never return?
he's gone for good
794
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:12:08 PM »
Kinder got perma'd
Celebration time?
I tried earlier but my thread got deleted. TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
795
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:09:51 PM »
alright guys i got one
this user is morbidly obese and is prone to sperg attacks
Desticle ffs
lel
796
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:09:06 PM »
ayy
797
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:08:39 PM »
What's happening in here?
See above
798
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:08:17 PM »
What's happening in here?
Relating to a thread which got locked. Also Kinder got perma'd which I explained in the other thread.
799
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:14:45 PM »
kek
800
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:08:11 PM »
Nice meme, bucko. You should have gotten your alt approved first. It's not like I give two shits though. What the hell are these guys gonna do with it? Half the people here already know my name and I have a good portion of them friended on Facebook already.
I don't understand why you're so salty, Kinder. And specifically towards me. Kinda crazy.
Such is the life of someone who has no life.
801
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:59:50 PM »
ayy lmao
like kike
ayyyy dunno what that means but ayyyyyy
802
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:37:14 PM »
ayy lmao
803
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:17:52 PM »
804
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:52:37 PM »
what'd he get banned for?
Porn.
lol faggot
805
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:52:03 PM »
ayy lmao
806
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:44:22 AM »
I want to know how you got that sticker out.
Trade secret m8.
I need pro tipz
oke so what you have to do is take some lube and drizzle it in the lock of the sticker dispenser. Then pour it over the top, sing a special chant and then smash the box with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer does most of the work. tbh it actually worked the first time and actually gave me a sticker properly whereas the Frozen one didn't work either time. So I already had it before I started filming, hue.
807
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:30:44 AM »
I want to know how you got that sticker out.
Trade secret m8.
808
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:29:35 AM »
Also Ushan is my certified combat m8 now who somehow managed to do worse than me - a total noob. Thanks for the lulz.
I still can't hear the word "Desticle" without reliving the shrekoning that transpired that day.
What Halo games do you have?
I believe he said he had all the ones for the 360.
kek And I do have all of them for 360.
809
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:09:45 AM »
Previously I'd only played at my m8's houses.
It's pretty fun. Kinda makes me with I'd been playing it when it was in its prime. Also Ushan is my certified combat m8 now who somehow managed to do worse than me - a total noob. Thanks for the lulz.
810
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:54:31 AM »
wow none of you faggots added me
Tomorrow.
thanks ushan lel
Want to get up to mischief? I'm not going to bed for a while.
Which game?
I would likely take you up on it depending on if I can manage to not wake people up.
I've got the Halo games and the two Black Ops games, don't think I have anything else that's got entertaining multiplayer/co-op
Add me on Skype: beefvellington
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