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The Flood / So apparently I have a following on bungie.shit
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:05:30 PM »
Interesting. I don't know which one of you faggots posts my shit there but good on you.

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:27:51 PM »
I was thinking of playing Halo 4 later today. I haven't played it in ages and I hear it's more balanced than it used to be.
It had better be.

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:27:34 PM »
did this deserve it's own thread?
no it didn;t
Easier than messaging ten people individually. Why don't you choke on a chode and stop commenting useless shit on my threads?
damn son, someone's getting a little aggressive. first on the anime chat, then the TFS chat on b.net and now here too. Sugars getting to your head, easy on the candy man.
This is a response to weeks of you commenting useless shit on my threads. Also, what the fuck is TFS chat?
The Flood Sanctuary
Yeah, I'm not in that. I get the feeling there's an impersonator running around. This is me BTW: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/7960678

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:26:40 PM »
did this deserve it's own thread?
no it didn;t
Easier than messaging ten people individually. Why don't you choke on a chode and stop commenting useless shit on my threads?
damn son, someone's getting a little aggressive. first on the anime chat, then the TFS chat on b.net and now here too. Sugars getting to your head, easy on the candy man.
This is a response to weeks of you commenting useless shit on my threads. Also, what the fuck is TFS chat?
lol
Alright then. My b.net profile is here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/7960678

If the person in whatever chat you're on about isn't that profile right there then it's not me. Service tag NineThreeSeven.

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:24:26 PM »
What games do you have for it?
Every Gaylo game for the 360 except for Wars. Gonna get Black Ops II for my brothers in the year 2025.
Damn, no Gears of War 3 or Civ Revolution?
I think I can get Gears 3 from Latsu.

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:24:01 PM »
did this deserve it's own thread?
no it didn;t
Easier than messaging ten people individually. Why don't you choke on a chode and stop commenting useless shit on my threads?
damn son, someone's getting a little aggressive. first on the anime chat, then the TFS chat on b.net and now here too. Sugars getting to your head, easy on the candy man.
This is a response to weeks of you commenting useless shit on my threads. Also, what the fuck is TFS chat?

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The Flood / Re: This just in!
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:10:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:09:15 PM »
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.
I'm just saiyan. That'll be the point where if any of our remains are left, they'll be gone. So go fuck that girl's brains out right now. Except be gentle. Come on now.

Or fuck that guys brains out.

Which I'm trying to do.
The metaphor still stands. Be gentle, fgt.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:06:43 PM »
few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth.
*billion

Earth will be uninhabitable long before the Sun expands to the point where Earth is engulfed in it.
I'm just saiyan. That'll be the point where if any of our remains are left, they'll be gone. So go fuck that girl's brains out right now. Except be gentle. Come on now.

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:05:40 PM »
I noticed you added Noel
Great, I have a stalker.
Did I add you? Or does he mean "Noel" as in a different name? I have no goddamn clue.

Also, welcome back.
When I was downloading the Hardline beta, on my friends activity under Noel it said "Added TOTDesticle"

That's all, I assumed you got an xbox.
Noel or Noelle?
Both the same person.
Oh, so you're just bad at spelling.

I never got a friend request from half the people who said they sent me one...
Its weird, If a 360 sends one to a Xbone user, it doesn't appear. And an xbone user apparently 'Follows' a user
That's fucking stupid. Great memes, M$.

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:05:11 PM »
did this deserve it's own thread?
no it didn;t
Easier than messaging ten people individually. Why don't you choke on a chode and stop commenting useless shit on my threads?

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Gaming / Re: Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:04:29 PM »
What games do you have for it?
Every Gaylo game for the 360 except for Wars. Gonna get Black Ops II for my brothers in the year 2025.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:02:51 PM »
People are people
Definitely. But some people are smoking hot and others are dickheads. Oh, and there are definitely ugly people. Don't let the feminists get to you there.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:58:57 PM »
Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard
Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

To be honest, I'd actually love it if you said that with your Russian accent. :P

I could just imagine....

"Heelo everybody it's z one true desticle, Deci shut up faggot I already said you're not."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CyoEvB7IGf

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Gaming / Just FYI I only have an Xbox 360.
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:55:35 PM »
I dunno if you fgts are trying to add me on Xbone but it won't fockin' work.

TOTDesticle for those of you who give a shit and on the 360 huehue

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:53:47 PM »
I noticed you added Noel
Great, I have a stalker.
Did I add you? Or does he mean "Noel" as in a different name? I have no goddamn clue.

Also, welcome back.
When I was downloading the Hardline beta, on my friends activity under Noel it said "Added TOTDesticle"

That's all, I assumed you got an xbox.
Noel or Noelle?
Both the same person.
Oh, so you're just bad at spelling.

I never got a friend request from half the people who said they sent me one...

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:52:45 PM »
I noticed you added Noel
Great, I have a stalker.
Did I add you? Or does he mean "Noel" as in a different name? I have no goddamn clue.

Also, welcome back.
When I was downloading the Hardline beta, on my friends activity under Noel it said "Added TOTDesticle"

That's all, I assumed you got an xbox.
Noel or Noelle?

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:52:27 PM »
Wow ur a tru gamer nerd ;^)
I tried to read this as Swedish for a few seconds. It wasn't Swedish. It was autist.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:51:26 PM »
You're dead. Shut up.
Oh shit I forgot sorry. I know ghosts shouldn't be using machines.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:51:00 PM »
Just to add to the list.

Spoiler
Deci is an autistic retard
Shut up, faggot. I already said you're not.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »
Actually your videos are funny. Just the accent slips up once in a while.

I have the biggest nuts though.
If I go for more than five minutes, I tend to say normal R sounds unless I really try. kek

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:48:43 PM »
it bothers the fuck out of me that you actually just said the sun will swallow the earth in a few million years.
Well technically it's a few thousand million years. Eh?

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:47:00 PM »
I noticed you added Noel
Great, I have a stalker.
Did I add you? Or does he mean "Noel" as in a different name? I have no goddamn clue.

Also, welcome back.

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The Flood / Re: List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:18:49 AM »
I almost made a serious post in this thread.
Go ahead, I won't bite.

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I need references for muh job applications....
Eh?

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The Flood / List of things I already know
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM »
"Your videos suck."
"You're fat."
"Your accent is shit."

I know. It's okay. Not everyone can have giant testicles like me. But one day you can. Just keep your chin up and keep going. Also, growing really long hair and drinking apple cider by the bottle helps.

If there's one piece of advice I could leave you, it would be to do the thing. Talk to that really cute girl you saw on the bus. Drop out of school. Wank to that really weird porn. In the end it all comes down to your experiences.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that in a few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth. Also, let's cuddle.

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The Flood / Re: Mostly everyone on this forum is a phony
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:47:26 AM »
But you're my m8

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