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The Flood / OysteinAarseth has a ginger cunt
« on: February 12, 2015, 12:33:12 PM »
gibe da pusi b0ss

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Let's go have fun riding bikes :D
ayy lmao

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:31:20 AM »
You have a FB?
And this was the moment Kinder realized he could find my Facebook page and post a link to it on ED for the lulz.

And just in case you try to deny it I already know you admitted to doing it to Cheat/Psy.
I'd do it again also :)
ayy lmao get perma'd you fat fuck
Desti pls
ayy lmao get on my lvl

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Smash Bros characters?
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:30:30 AM »
"Have a can"
Fuck your can.

"It's all about managing the can"

Can can can can can

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The Flood / Re: Last time I was with TOTDesticle I realized something.
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:26:57 AM »
Off Topic, It's been a while since I've done something with Desticle, Desticle I give you permission to come over and we can do something. Just not on Wednesday.

On Topic, I was with Desticle and he had Sep7 open on his computer and I saw there were a couple more posts per page than I usually see...then it hit me that I immediately change the post count to 25 when I created an account here to get a genuine B.old feeling. I just can't help but wonder that people are experiencing this site a little different than I and that feels a little odd.
I just now saw this. We can still do shit, lol. Maybe PM me next time. I was probably thinking it had been a while when I invited you over for LAN and Walmart shenanigans so ayy there you go.

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The Flood / Re: Found a Desticle on Facebook...
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:24:34 AM »
You have a FB?
And this was the moment Kinder realized he could find my Facebook page and post a link to it on ED for the lulz.

And just in case you try to deny it I already know you admitted to doing it to Cheat/Psy.
I'd do it again also :)
ayy lmao get perma'd you fat fuck

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The Flood / Re: I found a video about TOTDesticle in his early years.
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:23:13 AM »
>his name is sasha

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
"Sasha" is the diminutive form of Aleksandr or Alexsandra. It can either be male or female name.

Also I kek'd when he said "nyet" when the subtitle said "yes". huehuehue

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Are you really Swedish or something? This isn't the first time I've seen you use it.
ehh svartbjörnen liggande
Okay, you're clearly using google translate. You just said he's lying as in lying down, not as in telling a lie.
oke so lögner are lies. Does the verb relate at all to that word? I am still learning.

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Are you really Swedish or something? This isn't the first time I've seen you use it.
ehh svartbjörnen liggande
Okay, you're clearly using google translate. You just said he's lying as in lying down, not as in telling a lie.
Tbh I already knew svart and björn and -en makes it say the bear IIRC. Pls forgive me. That was like the one word I didn't know lol

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Are you really Swedish or something? This isn't the first time I've seen you use it.
ehh svartbjörnen liggande I lost my fucking dictionary oke?

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Where am I
You're the planet this takes place on.

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The Flood / [NSFW] My Sis7ine Chapel Mas7erpiece PAR7 7WO, MO7HERFUCKERS
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:05:12 AM »
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The Flood / Re: DRAW THREAD, SHITHEADS
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:00:05 AM »
I'm gonna make a separate thread with the final product.

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The Flood / Re: DRAW THREAD, SHITHEADS
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:06:44 AM »
ayy lmao

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The Flood / DRAW THREAD, SHITHEADS
« on: February 11, 2015, 11:32:19 PM »
I'm running a Skype call right now with screenshare turned on so everyone can see the shenanigans.

Leave a comment suggesting a thing to draw and I'll draw it. Also, come watch my stream: http://twitch.tv/beefvellington

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Serious / Re: ITT we talk about "reverse racism"
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:59:14 PM »
Note to staff. Everything before this post was from the flood.
nice response time

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Serious / ITT we talk about "reverse racism"
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:43:00 PM »
WARNING: WALL OF TEXT HUEHUEHUE

Okay, so some of you may have heard the term "reverse racism" before. Some of you may have even used this phrase in a conversation before with its intended meaning. If the latter is true, you're a fucking idiot.

In order for the term "reverse racism" to make any goddamn sense, we first have to assign an incorrect and flawed definition to the word "racism". Racism in this incorrect sense means "white people discriminating against or holding prejudice against non-white people". Normally the shitty SJW definition might mean something akin to "the majority race in a region discriminating against the minority race in that region" but since nobody besides dipshits in America use the term in that sense, definition 1 would be the correct incorrect definition here.

So if you define racism as white people discriminating against non-white people, essentially what you're saying is "Hi, I'm a fucking idiot and also, racism is a one-way street" (which it isn't; anyone with a brain should know this shit). So reverse racism would mean "non-white people discriminating against white people". Users of the term also say that reverse racism is impossible because "you can't be racist towards white people". I find typically that users of the term are black people on Tumblr but I'm expanding this shitheaded definition to include all races because I ain't racist, nigga.

By saying that you can't be racist towards white people, you're giving yourself an excuse to be racist. These people don't stop to think about places like South Africa from the period of 1948 to 1994 (apartheid a shit) or really any place where white people aren't the majority because these shitheads have an extremely America-centric worldview. Hell, even saying "America-centric" is giving them too much credit because they really don't have a concept of other countries existing besides America.

There exists some degree of actual racism in America but it's nowhere as bad as people think it is and it's not even fucking close to pre-1960s America. Just don't be an asshole and you'll be all set.

What I'm trying to say is this: the real problem here is America. Thanks, Obama.

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The Flood / Re: You are now your own avatar
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:59:34 PM »
Oy vey! My shekels!

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The Flood / Re: somebody once told me
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:21:33 AM »
ayy lmao

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There's no possible way to take oneself "too seriously".
- said the master of taking oneself too seriously

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The Flood / Re: I am eating a lunchable. AMA
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:09:31 AM »
what's a lunchable?

This

This is what I got.
How can it be "extra cheesy" when the amount of cheese is dictated by the enduser of said product? It could theoretically be any amount of cheese. That's why you lock this shit down and just make the food for them. You can't trust anyone.

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The Flood / Re: LE GENERATION LE FIRST LE TO BE LE RAISED LE ONLINE : D
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:07:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I am eating a lunchable. AMA
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:05:56 AM »
what's a lunchable?
shitty american food that mums and dads think is a full proper meal for their offspringsludge

it's not. also tastes like chemicals. be grateful this shit hasn't spread to the motherland
Butthurt because you can't have the delicious ambrosia that is lunchables.
I want the crackers and cheese shit. We only have shitty pizza ones around here.

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The Flood / Re: I am eating a lunchable. AMA
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:00:47 AM »
what's a lunchable?
shitty american food that mums and dads think is a full proper meal for their offspringsludge

it's not. also tastes like chemicals. be grateful this shit hasn't spread to the motherland

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The Flood / Re: I am eating a lunchable. AMA
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:59:26 AM »
Can you still not orgasm?

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