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2701
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:51:03 PM »
I think that this whole fad is based off of people wanting something to brag about and nothing more. Just thought I'd throw that out there. It's a shame it's come this far as to totally frack up our society in the ways that it has. Pride and ego are two of the worst things someone could prioritize, especially if they do so in such a way that forms/changes their values. Social conformity should not affect someone's values in the way they do today.
You know, I did just say that.
Yeah. I know. And I accredit that to you. I just didn't want to go through the trouble of quoting you. This layout is confusing and I am sleepy
You should also probably consider the fact that most of us here aren't exactly very serious posters, so there's really no reason to get so worked up about shit that people here say.
Yeah, like I can say Nuka is a pederast and he knows I'm joking. Aren't you, you pederast? Ha! I lol'd.
2702
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:48:14 PM »
BanDeci2014
What the frack is wrong with you? Good god.
*surrenders*
Just leave me be. I don't wanna fight anymore. I wanna get along.
How about you, Noelle and I have a threesome so we can all make up? Except you just get to watch. I am alpha Russian man.
2703
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:46:50 PM »
I'm 21 and I've never had sex.
What are you going to do? Lynch me? Go right ahead. I rather die a virgin than live in this shitty world.
Hey, don't worry. I'm only jumping on the #BanDustin2014 bandwagon. I won't judge, man.
2704
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:43:15 PM »
you K?
Nope.
Do you want to talk about it? In addition to having huge muscles, I can also be sensitive. That's why I was voted Best Person of 1967-2014 Awards.
Nah.
>i'm hinting that i'm upset so people ask me about it >i don't want to talk about it 
2705
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:37:25 PM »
Look, I know this video is pretty fuсking old and completely not relevant, but that's exactly why I'm showing it to you.
2706
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:35:07 PM »
you K?
Nope.
Do you want to talk about it? In addition to having huge muscles, I can also be sensitive. That's why I was voted Best Person of 1967-2014 Awards.
2707
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:34:11 PM »
I know Korra would 
I've been summoned.
So you like doody ice cream?
Poop?
>Eat icecream out of a butt
>poop comes out of a butt
so yeah
I never said the girl would be defecating.
You're gonna have residual fecal matter.
Maybe you can genetically engineer a girl to defacate only pure ice cream. It would contain no feces whatsoever. What about then? I certainly would.
2708
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:25:02 PM »
>says what i said is really gay
>says he would spread his cheeks for two burly men
I'm not gay, but I believe that it's objectively false to say that you wouldn't bend over and spread your ass cheeks for these guys
dustbutt pls
Wow, Dustin has shit taste in men. Guys like that are disgusting.
I feel the same way about overly-large titties. At a certain point, it's kind of gross. Let's be honest.
2709
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:23:19 PM »
We get it Door, you had a stressful day and need to blow off some steam, we all have these days.
Hey, man. Did you uncover the sinister illerminarty plot today? Didn't think so. TOTD: 1 Dustbin: 0 Atheists: 0 Christians: 0 Checkmate, Dustbin, atheists, and Christians.
2710
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:21:03 PM »
Seriously, you're nearly 18 and haven't even had sex yet? That should be a bannable offense in and of itself, outside of all the shitposting.
At the very least just fuсk your couch or something. I fucked my first Russian woman when I was 15 years old. Get it together.
Think about it like this: mayflies live only a few days and even they get more action than you.
2711
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:17:54 PM »
Or your just a person who doesn't give a shit about the social "importance" of having sex by that age and see no real accomplishment in it. frack man, I hate people who think this shit. It's like all they care about is the social concept of sex and nothing else. fracking shallow, people. Real damn shallow. Why can't people be philosophical handymen like when I grew up? That shit was cool. You teenagers are such stupid fracks sometimes.
Angry virgin detected
You beat me to it, you magnificent bastard. You called it perfectly.
2712
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:16:26 PM »
Where is Dustin when you need him?
2713
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:15:19 PM »
#BanDustbin2014
2714
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:10:46 PM »
I fracking love animals, especially my dog. The little fracker barks at everyone he sees because he's crazy, but he does it because he tries to protect us. If some jackass police man killed my dog over something like that, I'd frack him up with my giant muscles and Kalashnikov rifle.
2715
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:09:26 PM »
Normally I have balls of steel, but I felt physically sick watching this. Fuck Amerika.
2716
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:03:12 PM »
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How many posts do you need again?
2717
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:00:44 PM »
I spend all day uncovering the Sep7agon Illuminati like good sleuth and then I find this:  I'm working my way up the ladder here. But that ladder is seven feet tall and is located on the Moon. But that's alright.
2718
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:56:45 PM »
I personally think that Weezer is just okay.
2719
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:51:20 PM »
Yay I'm internet famous.
2720
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:43:06 PM »
Mmmkay. What do you think of the new gif I made btw? Made it Photoshop just now.
Where is it?
It's my avatar.
I'm definitely a fan. I hear the site logo was changed as well, but I don't see anything.
http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=7756.0
I took a screencap of it too but tinypic is failing to load it for me for some reason.
You had to Ctrl F5 to catch it.
They should make a gif of the logo.
They took it away once we noticed.
That's pretty #conspiracy if you ask me...
2721
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:42:05 PM »
Holy shit, I feel so accomplished.
2722
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:38:06 PM »
Mmmkay. What do you think of the new gif I made btw? Made it Photoshop just now.
Where is it?
It's my avatar.
I'm definitely a fan. I hear the site logo was changed as well, but I don't see anything.
2723
« on: October 17, 2014, 09:07:09 PM »
Николай, я думаю, пришло время для вас, чтобы принять лекарства
Это правда. И меня зовут ДеУанТруДестикл.
2724
« on: October 17, 2014, 09:01:25 PM »
I just made this as a parody thread. That guy with the bird icon whose name I do not remember made the original.
2725
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:56:38 PM »
The admins of Sep7agon may not be telling you everything... In the following video, I explain all. The results of my findings may shock you.
2726
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:22:48 PM »
That's why you buy Intel.
Actually, Corsair.
2727
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:21:50 PM »
For a minute, I thought this thread was about the user PSU.
Really?
REALLY?
It's as clickbait as you can get.
2728
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:16:21 PM »
So, I bought shitty-ass Inter-Tech PSU the other day for new PC build I'm working on. I pop that fracker in and it lasts about four hours before dying on me and completely frying my motherboard, belching smoke as it did so. What a load of bullshit. Luckily, my mobo was under warranty for that sort of thing and I should have everything sorted out in a couple of days.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't buy shitty off-brand power supplies. A few dollars extra will get you something significantly better.
2729
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:56:28 PM »
Oh shit! Almost to 100 posts! I can feel the hype in my testicular area.
I joined not too long ago, and already, I am the sexiest Russian motherfuсker here. You can't deny that fact.
Suck my balls plural, Amerika.
2730
« on: October 17, 2014, 06:44:16 PM »
I'll feature on the Sep7agon podcast. With my luscious Russian voice and quick wit, I'll make everyone's panties wet. Even the men's.
You will be the first name I drop when we are looking for guests for the podcast. Your voice is magic. 
You flatter me. I am much appreciative, friend. Drop me a line when you start the planning phase.
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