The title of my post is misleading. I already knew people are fuсking idiots.

So apparently someone shared my Moto 360 Unboxing video to Reddit and it got a bunch of views overnight. Of course, with bunches of views come bunches of stupid comments.

Now, for those of you who were not aware, that video is intentionally shitty and obviously a joke. I used the shittiest camera I could find and I intentionally misinformed my viewers about aspects of the watch. None of my videos are serious in the slightest, in case you've not been able to tell.

So my video got a few stupid comments about how "No, the watch is actually stainless steel" and how my video is shitty because I focused heavily on a piece of foam I found in the box. I know it's stainless steel, idiots. It literally says so right on the back of the watch:



I swear to fuсking Juses Crust that in order for something to be seen as satire, you literally have to put the phrase "THIS IS SATIRICAL/A JOKE" right in the goddamn title. It's obviously a parody of shitty unboxing videos and nobody got it because I'm a genius and nobody can see on the same plane of existence as me.

In case you have no goddamn clue what I'm talking about, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdI1k_CuGZI

This person is representing you, the console gamer. This is your average console user.

A stupid 12 year old who doesn't know anything about anything. He hasn't even seen any titties. Your average PC user has on average seen more titties only by the fact that the average PC user isn't 12 years old.

You can have fun with PC or consoles just the same, but once you claim that a console can do more/is more powerful than a good PC, you've lost your way.

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on October 20, 2014, 05:48:47 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 20, 2014, 05:47:52 PM

top center is my favorite

I like the front iron sight on the center one.

i wasnt talking about the center gun, bruv. the best gun in that picture is the one on the right.

I'm just saying the iron sight looks cool.

Fuсk all of you except for those of you who posted pictures of guns.

1. Dboys Scar-L. Got it at $160 online, and after that it's been raised to nearly $400, because FN got upset about it or something. Pretty much full metal, FPS ~400

2. Some crappy plastic M4 AEG I got that had a bunch of stuff with it, think it's by UKArms?

3. .357 Colt Python Magnum. Green gas. 90 m/s

4. KJWorks Metal 1911. FPS 340-370. Green gas.

5. SigSauer P230. Spring. First one I owned.

6. Mauser SR. 574 FPS. Spring

7.(Not featured b/c forgot) A Spring cut-off shotgun that's like every kind you ever see while browsing a store that happens to have Airsoft guns. Like this, but no scope.

Nice. I'm jelly of that SCAR.

I need to get a spring bolt-action rifle just for the lulz.

Just like another $50 and I can buy a WASR 10/63

You should feel ashamed of your bastard SKS.

Otherwise I rate 9/10

I'm pretty sure some of those assault weapons are illegal. I'd take that picture down if I were you, or else I'll be forced to contact the FBI.

Real guns are better.

No shit, but I don't have any real guns to speak of because I am poor student. Favorite gun?

Daily reminder that any bitch like this will get a nice dose of equality from my fists

YouTube

Fucking bulldyke hippo rage right there. Love that video.

ATTENTION: The argument is not whether you personally like one more than the other. It's that PCs are straight up far more powerful and anyone who denies this has Down's Syndrome.

Personal preferences I don't really give a shit about. I like to just sit back and play some Calla Dooty on a PS3 sometimes. Who gives a shit if I do? The argument is only which is more powerful and it isn't even an argument. Everyone knows PC is better performance-wise.

I didn't know you could downvote people. This isn't fuсking Reddit.

Having my skin used to construct a drum.

There's a sni-

Who is that girl in Cheat's avatar anyway?

Probably something to do with the Illuminati.

I actually have no idea. Reverse image search shows only references to Halo and to Cheat.

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on October 17, 2014, 11:51:03 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 17, 2014, 11:49:40 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 17, 2014, 11:48:18 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 17, 2014, 11:44:36 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 17, 2014, 11:43:06 PM

I think that this whole fad is based off of people wanting something to brag about and nothing more. Just thought I'd throw that out there. It's a shame it's come this far as to totally frack up our society in the ways that it has. Pride and ego are two of the worst things someone could prioritize, especially if they do so in such a way that forms/changes their values. Social conformity should not affect someone's values in the way they do today.

You know, I did just say that.

Yeah. I know. And I accredit that to you. I just didn't want to go through the trouble of quoting you. This layout is confusing and I am sleepy

You should also probably consider the fact that most of us here aren't exactly very serious posters, so there's really no reason to get so worked up about shit that people here say.

Yeah, like I can say Nuka is a pederast and he knows I'm joking. Aren't you, you pederast? Ha! I lol'd.

....I had to look that word up.


wat

Holy shit. I'm not even a native speaker of English and I know that word. lol.