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2642
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:51:43 PM »
So I opened up my YouTube thingy today to see that I have nine subscribers. This is the first time I looked at my sub count since I started, so I was sort of shocked that people actually want to see the bullshit I put out. Good job, me.
How many subs do you have?
2643
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:49:20 PM »
Huawei is shit. Windows phones are shit. Get a 2014 Moto X because they're cool as shit and make all the ladies wet.
No SD card, though
In my experience with a 32 gig Moto X with no storage expansion, I don't really see the practical application for expandable storage. I just boot all my pictures onto my rig every two months or so and don't put too much shit on it. Works fine for me. I mean, it's nice to have expandable storage, but it's not a deal breaker for me personally.
2644
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:47:45 PM »
It just looks like shitty Clone Wars and since Clone Wars itself was shitty after season 3 or so, we're looking at some Class A Shit here.
2645
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:45:43 PM »
ayy lmao
2646
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:44:18 PM »
The Big Lebowski
2647
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:44:02 PM »
Warning: Anime.
That would be a cool song if the guy didn't say he's a dick the whole fucking time. Yeah, I know it was intentional, but it sounds fucking stupid.
2648
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:42:27 PM »
Huawei is shit. Windows phones are shit. Get a 2014 Moto X because they're cool as shit and make all the ladies wet.
2649
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:38:39 PM »
She's kinda cute I guess. I liked her in Inception because she didn't look like a fucking child in that one and her character was cool as shit.
She was in Inception, right..?
2650
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:51:09 PM »
The title says all. Watch my shitty video about burning this shitty game. Also, Latsu15 appears in this video, but only for a microsecond because he is a Jew. And don't you dare move this to Gaming, I swear to God I will eat my own foot if it does get moved.
2651
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:33:58 PM »
No, that is utterly retarded.
Read the OP. It's like a majority of you only go off of the post title alone.
2652
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:50:52 PM »
Isn't that because the poster says, "From the creators of Halo"?
Oh shit. I didn't even unroll the damn thing.
2653
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:12:07 PM »
Not one of you said my name, therefore you're all wrong.
2654
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:10:30 PM »
Oh.
2655
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:08:07 PM »
I found this gem on a Destiny poster a friend of mine got me from GameStop.  I love how Destiny looks so similar to Halo that they have to specifically state on the merch that it isn't Halo. Geniuses. link: http://i.imgur.com/eMazRz2.jpg
2656
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:24:30 PM »
Absolutely.
They should get a portion of every white mans paycheck.
Oh wait, welfare.....nvm.
lol
2657
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:01:14 PM »
challenger
Deci
Meta
Anyone else I'm forgetting?
kinder
Yourself
zesty
probably Elegiac
What do you mean "probably" on that last one?
2658
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:46:58 AM »
2659
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:39:32 AM »
Just answer the poll. I'm doing this for scientific reasons.
2660
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:33:44 AM »
"The sins of my father are not my own" is highly relevant here.
Listen, slavery was shitty. In fact, it contributed to the socio-economic problems that a lot of black Americans still experience. But I don't think compensation for something your ancestors went through is the way to go about making up for slavery.
Of course, the quote there is essentially what I said.
2661
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:24:35 AM »
"You're white, therefore you should be paying reparations to compensate blacks for slavery."
Anyone who makes that extremely American-centric statement is a fucking idiot for two reasons.
1. Not everyone who is white in America has ancestry from slave owners.
2. You are not responsible for the actions of those who came before you.
2a. Descendants of enslaved people in this day and age are not being adversely affected in any way.
As some of you may know, I am from Russia. I was not born in America nor do I have any ancestors from America. Yet somehow social justice warriors tell me that I, the white man am personally responsible for slavery and that I should pay for it, despite me/my ancestors having nothing to do with the American slave trade.
Of course, social justice warriors are flawed in their thinking most of the time and generally aren't to be taken seriously, but I hear normal people around me repeating the sentiment that white = responsible for slavery and it's fucking ridiculous.
Plus, even if my ancestors were slave owners in America, what difference does it make to you? You're not being affected by me and I don't owe you shit just because your ancestors were enslaved. You're not enslaved now, so shut the fuck up. You live in a developed country. You don't really have much to complain about, so you find stupid shit to complain about instead.
In short, why are people so fucking stupid?
2662
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:15:39 AM »
If anyone says that ALL white people are responsible for American enslavement of black people, that person is a fucking idiot. I am white and wasn't born in America, yet bulldyke feminists still tell me I'm personally responsible for Amercan slavery.
Fucking geniuses.
2663
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:09:46 AM »
There's a much easier way, you know.
[engF], [engU], [windows key + space], [russS], [windows key + space], [engK] Done. That wasn't so hard.
2664
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:45:59 AM »
And of course, you can tell when I was typing quickly by my posts which contain the word frack.
2665
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:44:40 AM »
First, enable the Russian keyboard on your copy of Windows. If you're using OSX you are an idiot and if you're using anything else, there's probably a way to enable it. But go in there and add the Russian keyboard. If you're trilingual and badass like me, you can also enable den svenska tangentbordet (as a side-note, "tangentbordet" literally means "key-table." I know bord can also mean board but fuсk you). Anyway, if you're using Windows 8, it should look like this:  So now when you want to type the word "fuсk", you need to type the first two letters in Roman characters, switch to your Russian keyboard to type the Russian S (which looks like a C in English), and finish off with a Roman k. And there you have it. It will not change to frack in this case, but will remain untarnished. By the way, tell me the difference between these two letters: C С You can't, huh? The first one is English and the second one is Cyrillic. One just takes up a lot more space (speaking in terms of data here, not physical size) than a normal Roman character would. The more you know.
2666
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:33:20 AM »
Fixed like signs.
On the way to the bus stop Bill saw somebody he recognized walking towards him but he couldn't remember his name. He began to think of things to say when they'd be close enough to acknowledge each other. As they drew nearer their eyes locked, uncertain if the other was going to stop to talk.
The person greeted Bill as Bill mixed up the phrases "What's up" with "How's it going". Confused, the person blurted out "Thanks." before he knew what he was saying. Words caught in Bill's throat and he replied "Wey.". They did a sort of awkward half turn and then continued on confident that the other was not going to stop to talk.
They never saw each other again and a day later had each forgotten the whole thing.
Is this some dumb way to imply that I act like I don't know you anymore?
That night Bill sat down and put on a big sweater but it only made him sleepy.
In the super market Bill was always very careful to select fruit from only the back of the produce piles as the fruit in the front was at crotch level to the other customers.
What the fuсk is going on here?
2667
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:30:17 AM »
So does this mean you're getting the other watch out of the garbage to give to me?
I'm wearing that one right now. I took the other one back to Best Buy. It's a long story.
I'm stuck in an exceptionally boring class right now. A long story sounds welcome at this point.
[the story]
9/10 would read again. Not that embarrassing. Got your Moto X yet?
I mentioned in the story that I do not have it yet. It's embarrassing because I ended up with two of the same damn thing and I forgot to mention that Moto wouldn't let me cancel my order.
2668
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:29:06 AM »
A watch should not require a charger....
It only has a 300 milliamp-hour battery. It needs to be charged daily, although luckily the charger takes the form of a cute little stand that turns it into a digital clock. Look at how adorable this thing is: 
2669
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:22:59 AM »
So does this mean you're getting the other watch out of the garbage to give to me?
I'm wearing that one right now. I took the other one back to Best Buy. It's a long story.
I'm stuck in an exceptionally boring class right now. A long story sounds welcome at this point.
It's not actually a long story, it's just embarassing. So the Moto 360 comes out and I basically came in my Motorola-branded pajama pants over it because Motorola makes my dick rock hard. Of course, since I have infinite money, I rushed out to buy one immediately, but couldn't because literally every store sold out of them immediately. Sadface. Cut to two weeks ago when the 360 became available in Motorola's store again. I order one and the fucking thing tells me it'll take a full 9 days to get here. Fuck you very much, Moto. This is in part due to the fact that I ordered on a Friday at 2030 or so, so the damn thing won't ship until the next weekday So anyway, I wait a few days for the following Monday before my friend tells me Best Buy has 360s in stock. Of course, I rush over there immediately and pick one up. I just figure I'll return the watch which was being shipped to me after it arrived. I get home from Best Buy to see a package on my doorstep from Motorola. I ordered a Moto X and a Moto 360 from them, so I figured that this package is probably my Moto X since the 360 has to take an additional week to ship. So I take the box inside, open that fuсker up and guess what! It's my fuсking 360 (Note that at this time, I still don't have my Moto X even though the 360 shipped in theoretically less than one business day. The actual fuсk). So a day or two goes by and I get horrible food poisoning. On one of the days I'm home sick, I decide to make that unboxing video and the rest is history. I eventually decided to just return my old watch to Best Buy as I liked the black one Moto sent me better. And that's the whole damn thing.
2670
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:13:56 AM »
You expected something from YouTube comments?
I know they're shitty, but I didn't expect them to be that shitty.
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