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2521
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:02:12 PM »
Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.
I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.
2522
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:01:38 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.
Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.
"Call of Duty? What a fucking Doom clone. It's literally Doom with Nazis."
do you have anything qualitative to say or are you just going to keep on with this incoherent nonsense?
I was going into this hating CoD. I thought it was complete shit last year and I wanted to play it just to see how bad it was. But it was good somehow. Ooh, and part of what really does it for me is this new loot system they have. Like, I can open packs and get loot. Hearthstone and Global Offensive have similar appeal to me for the same reasons. I'm freaking the fuck out because somehow this game wasn't complete horseshit.
2523
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:55:39 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.
Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.
"Call of Duty? What a fucking Doom clone. It's literally Doom with Nazis."
2524
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:53:05 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.
Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
That's like saying all FPSs are Doom clones. It's a genre. Goddamn. There are new types of guns, too. All these weird laser thingies and railguns and shit. Dude, I was expecting to go into this and have a shitty time but it's really fun and I can't get over how not shit it is.
2525
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:50:02 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again. Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
2526
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
I suppose it died a while before, didn't it?
2527
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:46:15 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
2528
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:41:51 PM »
bump
Wow, kill yourself.
I'm so bored
Suicide is always an option.
You're Russian, so climbing things is too.
Shit, you're right. I climbed up a big-ass rock wall today just for the lulz. Maybe I should record some of that.
2529
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:38:01 PM »
goodnight
2530
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:37:44 PM »
bump
Wow, kill yourself.
I'm so bored
2531
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:36:03 PM »
bump
2532
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:34:33 PM »
bump
2533
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:33:35 PM »
bump
2534
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:32:43 PM »
bump
2535
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:30:45 PM »
TheOneTrueDesu-ticle
2536
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:30:16 PM »
ayy lmao
2537
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:29:55 PM »
The day The Flood died..
2538
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:26:08 PM »
So I've been noticing a trend in The Flood. Whenever I post on a thread, all activity on said thread immediately ceases. Kind of interesting.
2539
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:18:19 PM »
TheOneTrueDesticle
2540
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:17:43 PM »
I would meet myself as someone who had never met me.
2541
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:16:46 PM »
You have choose between having sex with one of the mane six in MLP, who do you choose? None is not an answer.
[ENGRAPADORA DETECTED]
Like this wasn't predictable.
I'm not Engrapadora though, even still he has good tastes.
Thanks. BTW cowgirl position, obviously
2542
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:16:27 PM »
What part of Russia did you come from?
Волгоград
2543
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:10:31 PM »
You have choose between having sex with one of the mane six in MLP, who do you choose? None is not an answer.
Applejack
2544
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:09:34 PM »
What are your thoughts on stronk Russian turnip?
One of my favorite children's tales when I was young. Is a good tongue-twister in Russian
2545
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:07:57 PM »
Come on, you fuckers. I answered every one of your questions unlike Киё who answered like five.
Can you see your legs in CoD:AW?
No
So, why are the devs so stupid?
I have no goddamn clue. Mouse movement stutters like crazy and it's nearly impossible to play on PC ATM. You know if they pulled this shit on console people would be having a fit but who gives a shit about those PC assholes anyway? Fucking Activi$ion, man.
2546
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:05:55 PM »
Come on, you fuckers. I answered every one of your questions unlike Киё who answered like five.
Can you see your legs in CoD:AW?
No
2547
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:58:32 PM »
Come on, you fuckers. I answered every one of your questions unlike Киё who answered like five.
2548
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:57:04 PM »
2549
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:55:36 PM »
Can I use your ass as a cock warmer?
Niggers tongue my anus
Oh, so you have aids? Nevermind then.
If by AIDS you mean a giant cock, then yes
2550
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:54:35 PM »
Can I use your ass as a cock warmer?
Niggers tongue my anus
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