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The Flood / Re: fucking CoD
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:37:17 PM »
topkek

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Septagon / Re: All right, Cheat, what the fuck is this?
« on: November 09, 2014, 02:56:25 PM »
Great. Awesome...

I'll send them another message about obnoxious ads (even though I've yet to see one of these).
It's not that big a deal, really.

I just thought it'd make a funny thread.

But nobody noticed my tabs >.>
"big fat nigger women"

Cam's favorite.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:05:22 AM »
I don't really know what happened with Cam anyway.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:04:48 AM »
I prefer smaller booty.
Same here.

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The Flood / Re: An English guy goes to prison in Russia.
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:26:42 AM »
Desticle tried banging me one time.
Only if you are a woman. No trannies.

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The Flood / Re: An English guy goes to prison in Russia.
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:25:59 AM »
это даже не смешно , вы педик
Я согласен

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:20:25 AM »
I love that I left this thread alone for hours and now it's seven pages long. Nice.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:18:28 PM »
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden./color]
Nice try, faggot.
I was being Camnator.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:18:12 PM »
This is a high quality thread.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:17:11 PM »
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden.

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The Flood / TheOneTrueDesticle for Mod 2014
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:30:13 PM »
I'd be better than Kiyo.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:14:31 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well

Spoiler

Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
Who need poop German hat when you have versatile Russian hat? I can tie the ear flaps up any way I please. That's cool as shit.

Spoiler
You have force my hand, long haired russia girl boy...
MLG DEUTSCHES REICH CHIN WARM STRAP, GO!
That would never stand up to Russian winter. Also, you'd better not talk shit about my hair. It's cool as shit.

BTW you can never beat this tower (taken two days after the last time I cut my hair):

Spoiler
You are so lucky that my beret and full face helmet are at my mother's house...
I r8 that tower 8/8

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The Flood / LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:55:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:53:18 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well

Spoiler

Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
Who need poop German hat when you have versatile Russian hat? I can tie the ear flaps up any way I please. That's cool as shit.

Spoiler
You have force my hand, long haired russia girl boy...
MLG DEUTSCHES REICH CHIN WARM STRAP, GO!
That would never stand up to Russian winter. Also, you'd better not talk shit about my hair. It's cool as shit.

BTW you can never beat this tower (taken two days after the last time I cut my hair):

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:48:13 PM »
I tried to look as disgusted as I could. You're welcome.



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Gaming / Re: Surprise surprise, IGN gave another good review on COD.
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:46:39 PM »
They are not even raising a realistic argument. So they are just hating on the game, because they can.

I don't know why you people are shitting on it.
Absolutely this.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:44:48 PM »
I just found my old pair of aviators. I'm considering grabbing a picture.
Do it.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:42:03 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well

Spoiler

Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
Who need poop German hat when you have versatile Russian hat? I can tie the ear flaps up any way I please. That's cool as shit.

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:29:02 PM »
no my booty is so big that it shows up in my selfies and that makes me self conscious
At least Cam would be able to get off on it.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:26:50 PM »
Nah.
Okay, what the fuck is your profile picture? It creeps me out.
I have like six, which one?
I figured it out. They're anthro female Elites from Gaylo

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:26:02 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well

Spoiler

Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:18:26 PM »
Nah.
Okay, what the fuck is your profile picture? It creeps me out.

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Because the offsite picture thread sucks balls.

I'll go first.

Spoiler

Look at that Russian face. So sexy.

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The hosts of The Biggest Problem in the Universe discussed how Fireball Whiskey is good/shit. That's the only reason I know what it is.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:54:45 PM »
If I had the opportunity, I would smoke weed out of a big booty while eating said booty.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:54:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I need girl help
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:51:55 PM »
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Not really, if she spreads that around that you tried to go down on her, if people give you shit just wink and say you're open for business. Then move your tongue up and down really fast.
That's the spirit.

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The Flood / Re: ITT we are Camnator
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:50:04 PM »
I'm sure we've all seen this by now.

That fucking ad...

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The Flood / Re: I need girl help
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:47:43 PM »


Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
OH SHIT HE USED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF THE WORD BLOW CHECK THIS GUY OUT.

I GET THAT JOKE BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH LOLOLOLO
Sarcastic comment is sarcastic
I don't think I was being sarcastic. I was just calling you out for being a smarty-pants.

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The Flood / Re: I need girl help
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:46:01 PM »
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).

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