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The Flood / "I trust TOTD over CIS any day" -SecondClass
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:39:50 AM »
my nigga

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The Flood / Re: Such buttmad today
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:29:29 AM »
Myself, OneTrueDesticle, and Jim were fucking with the chat in plug.dj we're done now
wat i didn't do anything

You started alts just like me and Desticle did.
I didn't do jack shit.

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The Flood / plug.dj is fun as hell
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:21:10 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Such buttmad today
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:15:40 AM »
Myself, OneTrueDesticle, and Jim were fucking with the chat in plug.dj we're done now
Hey I was barely a part of that

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The Flood / Re: Tblocks is the worst plug.dj mod ever
« on: November 15, 2014, 12:40:56 AM »
@MegaSceptile faggot

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The Flood / Re: Tblocks is the worst plug.dj mod ever
« on: November 15, 2014, 12:37:57 AM »
@TBlocks faggot

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The Flood / Re: Tblocks is the worst plug.dj mod ever
« on: November 15, 2014, 12:36:41 AM »
@TBlocks faggot

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The Flood / Regarding my podcast...
« on: November 14, 2014, 07:45:34 PM »
Yes, I know it's garbage. It was a really rough cut and we didn't even have any real topics. Any suggestions for future episodes?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 07:36:52 PM »
I haven't read any replies but I'm 5 minutes into the audio and it just feels like another shit flinging fest. Maybe I should get together with a couple of people and talk about something other than the flood drama.
We're working on our format. This isn't even meant to be good.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 07:34:47 PM »
You do realize we're doing one right?
Spoiler
You'll probably be invited at some point too.
I know. That's part of the reason I made this so you'll get your rectums in gear :P

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:08:50 PM »

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The Flood / Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:07:21 PM »
EDIT2: I've removed the original podcast as I'm ashamed to have my name associated with it. The first real episode will come soon enough. Instead I've linked my most recent video.

Spoiler
YouTube

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The Flood / "Kiyo is ebola" -Nuka
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:05:12 PM »
Five minutes ago.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle and I are in Skype
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:25:14 PM »
You people can add me if you want.

Zwamb.
(with the dot)
Added

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle and I are in Skype
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:17:18 PM »
I'm not really sure how well my phone thingy will do in a skype call, but we'll see how it goes.
I added you

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle and I are in Skype
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:02:52 PM »
You faggots had better get in here.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle and I are in Skype
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:51:58 PM »
Im in Skype too.
Add BeefVellington

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle and I are in Skype
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:40:05 PM »
Get in here, niggers.

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The Flood / Here's what Kiyo looks like IRL
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:21:06 PM »
Spoiler

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Gaming / So Sonic Boom is terrible
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:57:51 PM »
This should surprise nobody.

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The Flood / Re: אני תומך במלחמה בטרור.
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:49:41 PM »
Fucking Jew.

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The Flood / Re: התWhat's your favorite bionicle
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:49:05 PM »
Oh man. Probably Roodaka because she has titties.

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The Flood / How to Cure Autism: A Step-by-Step Guide
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:14:20 PM »
The ailment of autism is gradually taking its toll on America. Year after year, more cases of autism arise and eventually, 100% of the population here will have severe low-functioning autism. We've already seen what 100% autism levels can do to a community like The Flood. There's no telling what will happen if this occurs nation or even worldwide.

Here's my step-by-step guide to curing autism, one person at a time.

1. Aquire an autist.
This should be fairly simple. Chances are that a member of your family, your neighbor, or even yourself have been diagnosed with autism.

2. Gather ingredients.
Purchase several containers of bleach and ammonia-based cleaning products from your local supermarket. This again should be fairly easy as there are now three Walmarts per 1.2 people in America.

3. Begin cleansing.
It's been scientifically proven that mixing bleach and ammonia together produces a cleansing gas which is extremely effective at curing autism, AIDS, and even niggers. In order to begin treatment, lock your autist in your toilet room and stuff a towel under the door. Then instruct your autist to combine the bleach and ammonia in the toilet and mix it with his or her hands. After a half hour or so, the treatment should be complete.

This treatment can cure any case of autism, no matter how severe. Contact me if you have any questions. Dr. Desticle signing off.

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The Flood / Re: After two weeks, I finally made another video
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:56:00 PM »
The airsoft gun made me cringe hard.
I don't see you posting videos of yourself shooting Kiyo's profile taped to a soda can.

I fucking lost it when you pulled out Kiyo's profile. Holy shit. Desticle is based
Of course.
*pop
Only hicks and people from Florida say "pop".
Bongs too, we call it Fizzy pop.
That's just charming though. Some redneck saying "pop" sounds stupid. "Fizzy pop" is great.

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The Flood / Re: After two weeks, I finally made another video
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:52:10 PM »
The airsoft gun made me cringe hard.
I don't see you posting videos of yourself shooting Kiyo's profile taped to a soda can.

I fucking lost it when you pulled out Kiyo's profile. Holy shit. Desticle is based
Of course.
*pop
Only hicks and people from Florida say "pop".

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The Flood / Re: New lizard
« on: November 14, 2014, 11:51:36 AM »
Lemy

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The Flood / Re: You're at a party and this guy slaps your date's ass
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:19:22 AM »
What do you do?


Ron Perlman? I dunno, I wouldn't want to fuck with him. He is God after all.

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The Flood / Join me and CIS Scum in Skype
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:30:26 PM »
Add BeefVellington on Skype and join us in the glorious call.

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