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The Flood / Re: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE AUBERGINE
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:55:07 PM »
*eggplant

faggot

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The Flood / Re: Ryle what are you doing in this gif?
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:45:18 PM »
That's an Mi-24 not an Apache. That's the Russian version of Ryle.
Did somebody say

Russia?

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:26:01 PM »
Sup, nigga? R8 me m8.

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The Flood / Re: So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:49:07 PM »
Curved.

Guns.

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:41:32 PM »
"..."
Spoiler
"..."

The first, second, and fourth ones are Desticle. The third one is me and the seventh and the eighth are Porch Lord.

Actually, Porch Lord is my only one up there.

Didn't you create the micheal booble accounts? I know I sure as hell didn't. From what I recall most of what I did was just spamming and being a dick.
Mikel Booble was Jim I'm pretty sure...

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:26:37 PM »
I'd say me, reason being I don't show it much at all.

That being said, I don't give a fuck if someone calls me a nerd, bitch I'm cool with it. Never been called one though, I guess I just keep a good balance.

NERD!
You're easily our worst new poster.

Me?
Sorry, I meant Raptor the Kid (24)

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:10:20 PM »
I'd say me, reason being I don't show it much at all.

That being said, I don't give a fuck if someone calls me a nerd, bitch I'm cool with it. Never been called one though, I guess I just keep a good balance.

NERD!
You're easily our worst new poster.

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The Flood / Re: I'm in detention AMA me anything
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:09:42 PM »

What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Public high school is bullshit. Everyone in the administration thinks you're trying to fuck them over.

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The Flood / Re: I'm in detention AMA me anything
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:07:01 PM »
What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
Wat.

I mean, you could've just worn coats or something, no?
At the same time, if it's cold out, not being outside in it is smart.

Only if it's school spirit clothes or whatever which you have to pay more for next to the gym uniforms themselves.
My high school was pretty shitty. We had to run a timed mile every two weeks until the end of the first semester. August to December, which meant that there was at least a full month and a half of the track outside being covered with snow. We were not permitted to wear jackets/coats for a long time. The gym teachers there (and just gym teachers in general) really don't give a shit.

Oh, and if we wanted to wear a jacket, it had to be a $20-$30 one branded with the school's logo. This would have been okay, but midway through my time there they switched the nice jackets with thin and shitty ones that wind got through really easily.

Latsu can confirm this.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast #1 - Question Segment
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:27:33 PM »
The people who will be on this episode of the podcast are...

- Yutaka
- Lord Commissar
- Psy
- Me (Potentially).
Wut about TOTD

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The Flood / Re: Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:44:23 PM »
I don't have a job...
It's because the Polish immigrants took your job, isn't it?

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The Flood / Re: Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:39:35 PM »
I'm on Sep7agon when I'm on your mom.


That's the most perfect loop I've ever seen.

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The Flood / Re: Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:38:39 PM »
Are those the blue pallets you're going to use in order to ship new tank parts so you can continue to crush Ukraine YOU DIRTY FUCKING RUSKIE
topkek.

Actually they are buckets of food storage, not tank parts sadly. The ebola scare has really got people buying craploads of this stuff.

Buckets all day, every day.

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:32:14 PM »
I also work in a warehouse, and I browse Sep7agon on my phone sometimes when I am on break.
Nice. That's exactly what I did today, lol

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The Flood / Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »
I work at a warehouse. See these blue pallets?

Spoiler

We never use the stupid blue pallets. They get stacked up in the back never to be used again. They suck anyway.

Who else is browsing at work? Class?

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:25:18 AM »
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle link=topic=125r53.msg265558#msg265558 date=1416274987
kek

Spoiler
YouTube
You got fuckin' rekt

No he didn't because it literally takes no more than a minute to create an alt on plug.dj. No matter how many times you ban our alts we will always create new ones because plug.dj has shit digital security and because it literally takes one minute to create an email account if need be.

Just a quick question here.

Any particular reason you folks stir shit up? With alts and all that. Spam and attacks? When you look back on your life, and count your hours, your minutes, are you going to be satisfied that you sat around for all those evenings and just wasted all that time trying to piss people off?
I literally only do this if CIS Scum and I are in Skype.

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The Flood / Re: RIP In Peace OneTrueDesticle
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:24:15 AM »
Thanks m8

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The Flood / Re: YLYL thread
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:10:20 PM »

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The Flood / YLYL thread
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:07:55 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Nexus 6 Unboxing Video
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:30:47 PM »
Not even the Iron Curtain can hide how hard you're Putin out.
#rekt

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The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:14:49 PM »
You act like a complete dumbass while playing literal garbage and trying to start shit with everyone, then get muted for fifteen minutes. Then you proceed to be a total cunt and create multiple alts, all of which I banned permanently from the community and I banned them for an actual reason which I have saved in multiple screenshots of your dumbassery, as well as Porch Lords's. Are you butthurt because you are not allowed to act like a fucking idiot there? Sorry that I do not put up with your bullshit, go make your own room if you want to be a tool.
You play the shittiest music I've ever heard.

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The Flood / MY NEW HIT SINGLE
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:35:05 PM »
THE BATTLEFIELD 1942 THEME

Spoiler
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Nexus 6 Unboxing Video
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:17:58 PM »
Get in here fgts

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 17, 2014, 07:43:07 PM »
kek

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:47:12 PM »
your songs were shit anyway
You literally did nothing and they kicked you.
Do not worry, I have screencaps of the chat spanning the past hour for any of you who wish to bitch.

oh and youre obsessed
Of course

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:44:26 PM »
your songs were shit anyway
You literally did nothing and they kicked you.
Do not worry, I have screencaps of the chat spanning the past hour for any of you who wish to bitch.
Good for you, buddy ;)

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:36:33 PM »
your songs were shit anyway
You literally did nothing and they kicked you.

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News / Re: Apply to be a Monitor
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:29:52 PM »
I'm basically the best poster on this entire board. I make extremely medium-quality YouTube videos and I check Sep7agon every half hour or so. Also, my voice makes all the panties wet.

Basically I'm the best candidate for the job. My slogan: "Better than TBlocks"

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The Flood / Re: Nexus 6 Unboxing Video
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:22:47 PM »
Can you do a Cannabis unboxing video?
Absolutely

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:12:28 PM »
Your music is shit.

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