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2071
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:50:19 AM »
What part of Florida did you visit?
Wherever the fuck Universal Studios is. Also, I completely forgot about this thread until I looked at Updated Topics. lol
2072
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:48:17 AM »
Uh, I thought we established this already.
*Ukraine
2073
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:24:18 AM »
Hey, this is just a thread about turning people's avatars into Nazi-themed avatars.
2074
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:12:39 AM »
pretty sure it's not that either
It's a big purple dildo, silly.
2075
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:17:52 PM »
Shut up and take my........bets?
Shut up and take my
Shut up and take my
Shut up and take my
Shut up and take my
Shut up and take my
Hey faggot I made you your avatar.
2076
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:03:59 PM »
do it
Done 
2077
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:58:27 PM »
Nazify me
I love you
u 2 bbe
2078
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:58:12 PM »
And for those of you wondering: no, nigger is not a Door.
DOOR IS A NIGGER GET IT RIGHT DIPSHITS
2079
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:57:29 PM »
Door is of African descent.
Good shit
2080
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:56:51 PM »
Door is a niggerman
Good shit
2081
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:56:39 PM »
You shall respond to mei slut
Only for u bbe
2082
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:56:14 PM »
Good sir, I always welcome an opportunity to say "Door is a nigger."
Good shit
2083
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:59:29 PM »
Unless you call Door a nigger.
2084
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:55:16 PM »
You're Door. Nobody tops you on the autist scale.
My real point was that people use "sarcasm" to cover their asses. Don't anally inject cocaine before you post and you'd have a better time.
jokes on you faggot this thread was meant sarcastically
OH SHIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LOKOLOLOLOKOKOKILOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDD
2085
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:52:22 PM »
You're Door. Nobody tops you on the autist scale.
My real point was that people use "sarcasm" to cover their asses. Don't anally inject cocaine before you post and you'd have a better time.
2086
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:12:59 PM »
A large reason why sarcasm works is because there is a distinct tone of voice when a sarcastic comment/phrase is being made.
In text, all tone is lost (outside of CAPSLOCK). If you write a sarcastic comment in a text message or on a forum, don't be surprised when whoever is reading your comment takes what you say completely seriously. In some cases, sarcasm is easy to pick up when it's extremely obvious. However, when your sarcasm is more subtle, the tone is lost entirely and you're left with what appears to be a completely non-sarcastic statement to the third party reader.
This might seem extremely obvious, but people still have a hard time grasping this concept. If you type everything with the same wording you'd use when speaking it, the chances are that any underlying alternate meaning (or what you really meant to say) may be lost.
Alternatively, I also see people who make a controversial post and then attempt cover it up under the guise of "guys, that was sarcastic!". This line of thinking falls under the same category as claiming you were "trolling and you guys need to calm down, it was a joke".
Tips to prevent autism of this kind:
1. Use the Universal Standard Sarcasm Tag (/s) at the end of a sarcastic statement.
2. Make your taunting extremely obvious (even then some people won't pick up on it).
3. Don't try to cover up your mistake by claiming "sarcasm". Embrace your words fully or admit they were wrong.
4. Stop making sarcastic comments. You sound like a 14 year old/ character from a Disney sitcom (most often these are one and the same) when you say them.
This has been TheOneTrueDesticle and I love every last one of you. /s
2087
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:58:05 PM »
>inb4 bc
2088
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:55:27 PM »
Russian: Винтовка Мосина
Did somebody say Россия?
2089
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:52:20 PM »
Nazify me
2090
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:56:26 PM »
I have MS Paint ready to go. Post your avatars, damnit. I already did one for Kiyo; 
2091
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:51:14 PM »
2092
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:23:48 PM »
If you do just post your avatar and I'll put a swastika on it.
2093
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:22:23 PM »
The entire Taco Bell franchise and the Bioware forums
How the hell?.....
It's a long story lol
we've got all the time in the world
I would also like to hear this story.
I've been banned from Adsense (obviously) as well as Name.com's hosting service. I was also just banned from Deci's forum. 
You're welcome for that bit of information, friendo.
2094
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:44:02 PM »
Found this in a thread on /b/ and thought you'd enjoy it. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW ITT: rule 34
2095
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:17:14 PM »
You should say who's asking the questions in the future.
We do, almost for every question.
Ah. I heard the one about booty that didn't say who asked and then I jumped ahead a bit.
2096
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:01:10 PM »
You should say who's asking the questions in the future.
2097
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:47:43 PM »
>ivan
tfw I already knew your name somehow..
2098
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:42:45 PM »
Only a pussy would hit a women
Not sure if srs
100% m8
The average man is stronger than the average women. Hitting someone you're much stronger than is a pussy trait.
LOL no
If she wants to be a bitch and challenge you, that's her choice. If she wants to risk getting knocked the fuck out, then so be it. Just because she's a walking pair of labia doesn't mean shit, and neither does the average strength.
Plus, if a dude let's a girl beat him, he's a pussy. If he beats her though, he's still a pussy. So fuck that double standard, the bitch got what she deserved. She was probably used to getting away with that kind of shit too often.
If a women wants to fight then restrain her, there's no need to knock the fuck out of her. Would you hit a disabled person or a 10 yr old that hit you??
I hope not.
LOL
That's a completely stupid comparison and irrelevant. A disabled person or ten year old? One of them wouldn't be able to start shit and the other is a child who would only need to be given a time out and told the error they made. A grown woman though? Fine, she wants to act like a man, then fucking treat her like one. Double standards are fucking bullshit, and so are bitchy women. She deserved it, fair and square. Also it WAS in self defense, she hit him first. And no, she didn't WANT to fight, she DID fight. aren't allowed to defend themselves from bitches I guess though. A woman attacking you with a knife? NAW DON'T HIT HER JUST RESTRAIN HER LOL DON'T BE A PUSSY
Well in regards to pulling a knife on you then yeah defend yourself. But if it's nothing serious I don't see why you would have to hit them. It's just something a pussy would do
You are using the exact double standard I mentioned. GTFO. If a woman hits a man, the man should be allowed to hit back. It is completely fair.
But it isn't?? What do you not understand? You a male are generally much stronger so therefore should avoid punching. Can you not be the bigger person?
But it is. Jesus, I'm talking to a wall. She hit, fair and square, LOOKING to initiate something. He hit back, fair and square, in self defense. What, do you think she'd stop fucking harassing him if he just stood there and said "Please stop don't make me restrain you".
They interviewed the guy too. Turns out she hit him with the heals of her stiletto shoe, which left a cut near his left ear.
Sauce?
2099
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:41:31 PM »
Only a pussy would hit a women
she completely deserved what she got
pussys be like
Pussies be like this guy, white knighting cunts who start shit and blindly ride to their defense
That's the word I was looking for. White knight. Gatsby is one of those.
yeah and you're fat and ugly
Hey, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to hit a woman under Sharia law. I hear that's the hot new thing in Bongistan 
2100
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:38:36 PM »
Only a pussy would hit a women
she completely deserved what she got
pussys be like
Pussies be like this guy, white knighting cunts who start shit and blindly ride to their defense
That's the word I was looking for. White knight. Gatsby is one of those.
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