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2011
The Flood / Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:46:48 PM »
Nothing, really. Have a good day.

2012
The Flood / (deej) or (deejay)?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:46:15 PM »
title

also, post butts

2013
The Flood / Re: Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:41:22 PM »
I'm taking full credit for the events leading up to the creation of this post which in turn caused it.

It's all thanks to me.

2014
The Flood / Re: I literally have no idea who Satan is...
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:09:39 PM »
That title change didn't really work.
He got mad at me for making the thread. lel

2015
The Flood / BioSmiley's avatar
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:49:56 PM »
His Tali avatar has gray penises for legs.

2016
The Flood / Re: Shitposters assemble!
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:47:15 PM »
Red Sixty-Nine standing by


2017
The Flood / Re: Everyone knows Satan is actually Deci, right? Right..?
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:44:13 PM »
Literally everyone knew.
I was under the impression that everyone knew as well...

2018
The Flood / I literally have no idea who Satan is...
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:40:47 PM »
lel

2019
The Flood / Re: >trying to become popular with Desticles
« on: November 27, 2014, 05:43:29 PM »
You can become popular with me if you really try.

2020
The Flood / Re: Why slug better than snail
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:09:03 PM »
why snail more snail

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.

3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.

4- shell is more stronger than no shell

5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.

6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.

over 9000- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.

8- trow both on water see wich can breth underwater wich has surfase for air

9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy

10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie

11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.

12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinessuer.

13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

2021
The Flood / Re: Don't order anything from a website called "Canada Knives".
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:02:58 PM »
Which knife were you looking at?

2022
The Flood / Re: What is the requirement for Inconceivable?
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:43:10 PM »
Probably making a shitload of posts as Noelle and Byrne are the top tier posters ATM and are the only Inconceivable!s

2023
Gaming / Re: Look at my Stats!
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:18:00 AM »
TOTD don't give a fuck.

2024
Gaming / Re: 30fps makes for the most Cinematic™ experience
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:12:00 AM »
When I did an image search on my username, I found this thread. Let's bring it back to life.

>tfw 60fps is still better

2025
The Flood / Re: Google your own username in the images
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:00:08 AM »

2026
The Flood / Re: Watched members hangout thread
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:59:20 PM »
ayy lmao

2027
The Flood / Re: hey onetruedesticle
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:22:53 PM »
pancakes
You were supposed to send a PM, fagballs.

Good effort though.
>quoting the op
I almost never use the reply button. lel

Seriously, though. You're shit at following directions.

<3 u bbe
you said send you a PM

this is a PM

a public massage

now lay on the table and let me put some oil on that succulent skin
>PM

Fair enough. Now get to the oiling, ladyboy.
*dumps motoroil on your skin and runs away*
That's pretty kinky.

2028
The Flood / Re: hey onetruedesticle
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:21:18 PM »
pancakes
You were supposed to send a PM, fagballs.

Good effort though.
>quoting the op
I almost never use the reply button. lel

Seriously, though. You're shit at following directions.

<3 u bbe
you said send you a PM

this is a PM

a public massage

now lay on the table and let me put some oil on that succulent skin
>PM

Fair enough. Now get to the oiling, ladyboy.

2029
The Flood / Re: AMA me anything
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:19:16 PM »
Why didn't you use my #oyvey banner? You're basically the most Jewish guy here.

2030
The Flood / Re: hey onetruedesticle
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:18:27 PM »
pancakes
You were supposed to send a PM, fagballs.

Good effort though.
>quoting the op
I almost never use the reply button. lel

Seriously, though. You're shit at following directions.

<3 u bbe

2031
The Flood / Re: What kind of car do you have?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:17:42 PM »
BC probably automatically wins this thread. Get in here m8.

2032
The Flood / Re: hey onetruedesticle
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:15:47 PM »
pancakes
You were supposed to send a PM, fagballs.

Good effort though.

2033
The Flood / BasedLove Starter Kit
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:14:03 PM »
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2035
The Flood / Re: #ChimpOut2014
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:06:15 PM »

2037
Nuka, I don't know you well but you're pretty much in the top tier of Flood Gods in my book. Keep on keeping on, min neger.

And take my shekels.

2038
The Flood / Re: kinder starter pack
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:06:36 PM »
Make one for me, fagtits

2039
Fuck off.

2040
The Flood / SLASH IS A FURFAG
« on: November 25, 2014, 09:56:05 PM »
#CRUCIFYSLASH2014

NUKA SAID SO

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