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1981
The Flood / Re: This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:56:06 PM »
Server processors are shit in practical use.

1982
The Flood / Re: This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:37:00 PM »
And a $5 hammer can shatter them all.
Hell, if I even rubbed my finger on the back of them for a bit they'd be ruined.

1983
The Flood / Re: This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:29:31 PM »
What kind of chips are they?

Can I have one?
Intel Xeon 5140. I'll sell one to you for $50.

lel

PM if serious

PM if not serious too, I really don't give a shit

1984
The Flood / Re: This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:26:32 PM »
What kind of chips are they?

Can I have one?
Intel Xeon 5140. I'll sell one to you for $50.

lel

1985
The Flood / Re: This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:26:07 PM »
Why does it say 'don't touch?' <_<
and can you eat them?
It says "Observe precautions for handling electrostatic sensitive devices"

Basically it means don't touch. And I bet I could eat about one before I had to go to the emergency room.

1986
The Flood / This is what $2000 worth of processors looks like
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:14:37 PM »
AMA

Spoiler

1987
The Flood / Re: This isn't canon
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:05:46 PM »
You do realize what a chode is, right?
Of course, although I imagine you would be more well-versed on the subject.
A chode is a dick wider than it is long ._.
I'm well aware, thanks.

I say this because my dick is eleven feet long and twelve feet wide. Problem?

1988
The Flood / Re: This isn't canon
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:03:37 PM »
You do realize what a chode is, right?
Of course, although I imagine you would be more well-versed on the subject.

1989
The Flood / Re: This isn't canon
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:50:14 PM »
Actually it is.
Do you dickfucks ever read the actual OP besides the title? Fockin ell m8 I ought to nock u rite on the ed

1990
The Flood / This isn't canon
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:37:30 PM »
I lied. Suck my chode.


1991
The Flood / Re: Cheat is my alt.
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:36:38 PM »
But cheat isn't a fgt dough
Good to see you again, buddy. Anarchy had a distinct lack of ねこ.

1992
The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 30, 2014, 07:43:50 PM »
jew

1993
The Flood / Re: I'm basically the best poster on this whole forum
« on: November 28, 2014, 04:11:03 PM »
ö.ô...
Except for you of course, hun

<3 u bbe

1994
The Flood / Re: >WW2 was 100 years ago
« on: November 28, 2014, 12:57:27 PM »
I think you meant a different war...

The Autist wars started 100 years ago today.

1995
The Flood / Re: I'm basically the best poster on this whole forum
« on: November 28, 2014, 12:56:40 PM »
But you're cancer....
At least I'm not Jewish

1996
The Flood / Re: I'm basically the best poster on this whole forum
« on: November 28, 2014, 12:55:45 PM »
I can say that you are decent at holding a conversation on skype though
That's because I don't have Asperger's
*cough*cis scum*cough*

1997
The Flood / I'm basically the best poster on this whole forum
« on: November 28, 2014, 12:21:41 PM »
Prove me wrong in ten words or less. Or more, I really don't give a shit.

1998
The Flood / Re: Woke up from a nightmare
« on: November 28, 2014, 11:12:44 AM »
lol

1999
The Flood / BasedLove gave a fuck after all
« on: November 28, 2014, 01:30:14 AM »
I didn't know you had Down's Autism Syndrome Disease. Great work, buddy :)

2000
The Flood / So I took over a CS:GO Deathmatch server tonight...
« on: November 28, 2014, 01:25:30 AM »
I convinced everyone to only use knives in deathmatch and then to kick everyone who was still using guns. After peace had been established, we played Simon Says and had a trickshot contest for like an hour. It was pretty strange.

2002
The Flood / Re: "Desticle" or "DesticularCancer"?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:26:35 PM »
Change your name to Moot.
Change your name to nigger

2003
The Flood / Re: (deej) or (deejay)?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:25:13 PM »
Deesh. That's how his name is said. If you watched the Twitch streams for Destiny you'd know.
>implying anyone watches that bullshit

2004
The Flood / Re: "Desticle" or "DesticularCancer"?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:21:52 PM »
I'm also open to suggestions.

http://youtu.be/LBBni_-tMNs?t=42s

2005
The Flood / "Desticle" or "DesticularCancer"?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:19:02 PM »
Go ahead, make my day.

2006
The Flood / Re: Examples of c00l g0ys, and cool guys
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:16:03 PM »
c00l g0ys:

Jim the  :P
Nexus

Cool guys:
2ndclass
Theontruedesticularcancer
oi m8

How did I know I'd be on this list?

Oh yeah, that's right. It's because I've got balls the size of large pumpkins. Fuck off, Western Hemisphere.

<3 u bbe

2007
The Flood / Re: am i no longer the niggeriest person here?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:14:05 PM »

2008
The Flood / am i no longer the niggeriest person here?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:13:36 PM »
with people like decimator omega and cis scum and rc and dustin and nexus and rocketman and nuka and latsu and numb digger and basedlove and cheat and elegiac and the hån and jim and noelle and ryle and chakas and assassin and gasai yuno and kiyo and door and psy and commissar and kiyo again and satan and keksworth and flee and nastyass and secondclass and korra... how can i compete?

2009
The Flood / Re: Do you own a gun... Or have shot one?
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:11:15 PM »
I have shot many different types of guns, either through family, friends, or being in the military. I own several guns and am always looking to add to my collection. I have not bought a new one in quite a while, but am looking to soon. My mother will probably buy me one for my birthday, but I will probably have to pay for at least half of it.

List of what I have

Mossberg Maverick 88 12 gauge
Ruger 10/22
7.62x54r Mosin Nagant with synthetic Archangel stock and scope
Hi-Point .45ACP Carbine
Ruger SR45
.45ACP Regent R100 1911
My dong is expanded

2010
The Flood / Re: Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:49:53 PM »
But I prepared booty pics and everything.
I have another thread for that very thing :D

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