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1351
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:32:45 PM »
-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-
*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*
"Oi m8 what are you doing?"
I'm camping faggot
-holds up knife-
"Let's bang"
*Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*
No.
-swipes my knife toward your hand-
"Fuck that" *Begin full slavsprint towards the mountains*
1352
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:32:09 PM »
-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-
*lays down next to you*
You're still in my tunnel, fgt. Disputing this turn.
>implying I didn't climb out the same way you did
You can't keep up with my slavsprint, fgt.
1353
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:30:27 PM »
-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-
*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*
"Oi m8 what are you doing?"
I'm camping faggot
-holds up knife-
"Let's bang" *Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*
1354
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:29:04 PM »
-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-
*lays down next to you*
You're still in my tunnel, fgt. Disputing this turn.
1355
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:28:17 PM »
-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-
*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot* "Oi m8 what are you doing?"
1356
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:23:46 PM »
*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*
After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel
I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging
I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance
*I hear a faggot in the distance behind me. I ready the bow stolen from Yutaka in the dark and fire blindly behind me*
*I hear the wet thud of an arrow sticking into the head of an unsuspecting tunnel snake*
"Get rekt. I never miss."
>nigga hears shit 5O meters behind him on top of his own digging and ambient sound with me sneaking
nah
That's some next gen split screen looking right there
"I must have been hearing shit" *Breaks the tunnel ceiling and climbs out for no apparent reason* "I still have thirteen arrows left" I say to myself for no discernible reason *Begin slavsprint towards the mountains*
1357
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:14:20 PM »
*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*
After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel
I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging
I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance
*I hear a faggot in the distance behind me. I ready the bow stolen from Yutaka in the dark and fire blindly behind me* *I hear the wet thud of an arrow sticking into the head of an unsuspecting tunnel snake* "Get rekt. I never miss."
1358
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:08:02 PM »
>posts picture of prophet Muhammad at 5:16
>kinder edits OP at 5:17
Get rekd
1359
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:06:35 PM »
That requires me to put on clothes.
No it doesn't bbe 
1360
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:58:42 PM »
*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*
1361
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:56:30 PM »
You're still carrying this on.
God you're pathetic. icy told me to make a thread
so i did
He also told Nuka to make a comment which would have gotten him banned earlier today Thanks Based Icy
1362
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:54:10 PM »
lol the mods are the Kinder defense force.
lel
1363
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:50:04 PM »
Why do you keep breaking the rules?
Hello, Cheat Alt #69 GG m8.
1364
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:44:26 PM »
AMA. Additionally, here's my warnings page for reference. The warning I'm most proud of is the one from December 02, 2014.  EDIT: I lied, I'm only one away from beating December but I think it deserves a mention because they all happened within three or so days while the nine in December happened over the course of a whole month. Feel free to post your own warning pages.
1365
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:36:50 PM »
>.>
<.<
*Starts digging in the forest*
*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*
Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.
I dug my way inland, fgt.
GM get in here.
Alrighty yeah a bit too much distance to tunnel, even for a russkie with a slavknife.
Desticle pounced on a leaf and yutaka found a rock.
lol
Fair enough. *I slink back into my tunnel and continue digging*
1366
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:28:36 PM »
>.>
<.<
*Starts digging in the forest*
*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*
Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.
I dug my way inland, fgt. GM get in here.
1367
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:16:03 PM »
1368
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:12:53 PM »
>.>
<.<
*Starts digging in the forest*
*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*
1369
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:07:29 PM »
Muhammad
Draw Muhammad Thread incoming...
1370
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:05:50 PM »
I'm just waiting for the ban
This coming from the king of lite bans. Nice try, guy.
Sorry, but I know how to properly discuss with mods and not spam threads 
It's hard to do that when the mods refuse to tell you what's going on.
1371
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:03:49 PM »
I'm just waiting for the ban
This coming from the king of lite bans. Nice try, guy.
1372
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:58:15 PM »
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
It was Kiyo. It all makes sense now.
1373
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:57:20 PM »
I'm just gonna hold off for now since there's clearly a nigger on the loose.
Confirmed for Gaben. We'll never see the third.
The mystery was solved. All is well.
1374
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:55:49 PM »
I asked for an explanation. 5% for calling someone out is understandable but no reference was given.
1375
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:54:39 PM »
I'm just gonna hold off for now since there's clearly a nigger on the loose.
1376
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:47:59 PM »
Please PM me about which thread I actually called a user out in. I've made like ten threads today.
1377
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:46:24 PM »
You're supposed to link to the thread and be specific, dipshit. I never have to do this when Cheat or LC warn me because they're not morons.
1378
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:41:52 PM »
What the fuck.
So my paranoia about leaving my car in front of your house is legitimate now?
1379
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:31:56 PM »
1380
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:27:06 PM »
You tried way too hard.
2/10
I literally copypasta'd this whole thing. Extreme low effort if you ask me.
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