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1291
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:40:27 PM »
Tomorrow I go back to college. I didn't bother to look at anything on Blackboard because that's for pussies. So anyway I went to class and saw this smoking hot girl I met a few years ago. Now here's where it gets good.
About 2 years ago, I went camping with my parents and my parent's friends/their family. This girl I mentioned is their daughter. She was shy initially but I'm so fucking alpha that she immediately fell for me and I banged her the same night we met. Got her number like a pro and we started dating. It wasn't my first time dating and it definitely wasn't the first time I had been out with a girl by myself. I mean, who hasn't been out with a girl by themselves before? Fucking amateurs, that's who. Our parents didn't approve but I didn't give a shit. We ended up having a great year or so together before I left her to join the army so I could kill some fucking terrorists.
So it's been two years and we now have the same class. Oh, and not any class. A lab course where people have to work with each other to complete assignments. Does that sound daunting? Of course not. I'm not a fucking loser. Anyway, I'm gonna probably pair up with her and most likely bang her bent over the lab table like a fucking pro.
Questions?
1292
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:29:32 PM »
Felix
1293
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:17:13 PM »
...
>10% warning
Kinder Defence Force strikes again
>breaks forum rules after dozens of verbal warnings have been given out
>cries when gets a 10% despite previous warnings
Logic. Where is it?
Maybe if you stopped giving a shit, people wouldn't get so much of a kick out of calling you fat.
1294
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:33:17 AM »
Apparently you could always post images without the full stop
Additionally, I've been informed that YouTube videos still require a full stop or some text to be included.
Essentially what I'm trying to say is that nothing changed. False alarm, guys.
1295
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:18:54 AM »
Previously, if you posted an image with the [img] tag you'd be required to post a "." or something with it otherwise you'd get a "post empty" warning if the post was meant to be only an image.
With Sep7agon v2 you no longer have to do this. Just post the image and you'll be fine.
1296
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:03:23 AM »
Whoo, funny stuff.
Gee. Yeah.
1297
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:55:09 AM »
-snip!-
1298
« on: January 11, 2015, 12:37:23 AM »
1299
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:04:02 PM »
Well that explains why your sorry ass is over here. I thought you weren't going back because you didn't want people knowing that you aren't dead.
Everybody there knows I'm still alive. As I stated on there numerous times, my doctor's rough estimate was around 2016.
wut
story time
TL;DR I have severe airborn allergies on top of other genetic diseases and a high chance of cancer. These airborn allergies can kill me, and have nearly done so on 4 separate occasions. If I so much as breath pollen/animal hair/dust in, my throat closes, my respiratory system shuts down, and a bunch of other horrible things that would provide me with a long and agonizing death. The more its left untreated, the worse it gets. My meds suppress my allergies by suppressing my immune system. My allergies have gotten continually worse since my birth, and my meds have had to be constantly increased in dosage. My dosage is now at the point of where my immune system is suppressed to the point of where its like I have AIDS. So, either I stop taking my meds and my body breaks down and my allergies kill me, or I fight my allergies and my body breaks down and my meds kill me. My doctor said that my body can not take this type of punishment much longer. I've tried a few different alternatives to my medications, but nothing have proved fruitful. I'm trying some natural and organic remedies this week; hopefully that venture proves fruitful but I highly doubt it.
Well that sucks.
Still how did you derail a whole forum? Also how is the old bnet doing? I have not set foot in there for months. I can barely remember the forums.
The Desticles took Community, I set out to take it back; the first three pages were covered in mass spam topics denouncing LFGs.
Nice. Next time there needs to be a raid and a huge bunch of threads on Bungie day whose topics is basically RIP bungie or rememberance ofbungie in it glory days.
On the anniverasry of the update a raid about the death of Bungie and speeches and posts about the death bungie.
Well Seventh Column and OffTopic are still untaken by the Desticles. Those two forums are the last uncorrupted bastions on the mains.
The Seventh Column will never be what it used to be.
Actually, it pretty much is what it was on B.old.
Dead and full of hardcore Bungie vets.
Eh...it might've improved since the last time I saw it, but I highly doubt that. Hardcore Bungie vets now will basically be desticles if they stuck around anyway.
Playing Destiny =/= being a Desticle.
You called?
1300
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:39:10 PM »
Where the fuck did this come from?
1301
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:36:00 PM »
1302
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:37:00 PM »
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1303
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:18:59 PM »
5. Desticles
See the disclaimer part of that comment.
y u hate destii-chan?
1304
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:17:59 PM »
>publicly traded
>limited partnership
pick one.
1305
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:17:01 PM »
5. Desticles
1306
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:16:37 PM »
Oh, and third-wave feminism is essentially a fandom at this point and it's horseshit.
1307
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:15:52 PM »
I'm torn between Homestuck and MLP
It's because they're both trying to rip my arms off at the same time, those autistic fucks.
1308
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:42:25 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American?
By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
>Commie lover who uses fake Russian accent
Can disregard.
Whoa, are you really that thick?
It must be the jingoism. I send my condolences.
>Blindly follows Russian propaganda
>Calls me jingoistic
lol. You're pathetic. Go back to jacking off Putin. The more dead ragheads, the better.
Because studying the Russian language and history means I'm a Red Army war hero, right?
Jesus Christ, man. I honestly hope you're trolling.
You hope I am? Hoping is not a choice. Choose an option. Am I trolling, or am I not?
If you're being completely serious then I feel sorry for you, my friend.
>If
That does not answer my question. Am I trolling, or am I not?
I dunno, you tell me.
It's not for me to tell you, it's for you to come to your own conclusion.
trole detected lel/10 nice job xDDD
1309
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:39:50 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American?
By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
>Commie lover who uses fake Russian accent
Can disregard.
Whoa, are you really that thick?
It must be the jingoism. I send my condolences.
>Blindly follows Russian propaganda
>Calls me jingoistic
lol. You're pathetic. Go back to jacking off Putin. The more dead ragheads, the better.
Because studying the Russian language and history means I'm a Red Army war hero, right?
Jesus Christ, man. I honestly hope you're trolling.
You hope I am? Hoping is not a choice. Choose an option. Am I trolling, or am I not?
If you're being completely serious then I feel sorry for you, my friend.
>If
That does not answer my question. Am I trolling, or am I not?
I dunno, you tell me.
1310
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:36:57 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American?
By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
>Commie lover who uses fake Russian accent
Can disregard.
Whoa, are you really that thick?
It must be the jingoism. I send my condolences.
>Blindly follows Russian propaganda
>Calls me jingoistic
lol. You're pathetic. Go back to jacking off Putin. The more dead ragheads, the better.
Because studying the Russian language and history means I'm a Red Army war hero, right?
Jesus Christ, man. I honestly hope you're trolling.
You hope I am? Hoping is not a choice. Choose an option. Am I trolling, or am I not?
If you're being completely serious then I feel sorry for you, my friend.
1311
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:34:25 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American?
By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
>Commie lover who uses fake Russian accent
Can disregard.
Whoa, are you really that thick?
It must be the jingoism. I send my condolences.
>Blindly follows Russian propaganda
>Calls me jingoistic
lol. You're pathetic. Go back to jacking off Putin. The more dead ragheads, the better.
Because studying the Russian language and history means I'm a Red Army war hero, right? Jesus Christ, man. I honestly hope you're trolling.
1312
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:30:16 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American?
By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
>Commie lover who uses fake Russian accent
Can disregard.
Whoa, are you really that thick? It must be the jingoism. I send my condolences.
1313
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:28:08 PM »
Did you buy armor, two flashbangs and a smoke?
Don't forget the obligatory decoy that everyone throws in spawn for no reason.
1314
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:25:40 PM »
Chris Kyle was a racist, a religious nut, and he boosted his kill count by shooting every male he saw above a certain age.
Chris Kyle's behavior and attitude are a stain on the honor of the United States Armed Forces.
Oh, and fuck you it is propaganda.
>Being this much of an Anti-American
No
Because criticizing one fucktard means you're anti-American? By implying that the US Armed Forces does have honor, he's obviously not anti-American. Jesus.
1315
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:19:06 PM »
Restraint > Raw kill numbers.
Come on.
1316
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:10:53 PM »
It's propaganda.
1317
« on: January 10, 2015, 02:03:11 PM »
Because I already made it
Are you declaring war on the entire world, Irons?
1318
« on: January 10, 2015, 02:02:19 PM »
Just FYI:
(☠) = Verby is making a shitpost
1319
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:51:55 PM »
Latsu made that exact thread on B.net over 2 years ago.
It gets bumped every few weeks or so.
1320
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:19:08 PM »
I already stated my own best qualities earlier, so I'll just do one for everyone else now.
Everyone else:
Pros:
-Human beings
Cons:
-Not me
-90% of you probably don't have nice asses
-Weebs, all of you
Pro or con:
-Anything else
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