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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:09:34 AM »
Gold combat knife. I saw there were knife camos and jumped on that shit. Ran the combat knife only for four solid days and it was the best shit I've done in the year 2025. 
1262
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:06:22 AM »
B23R or GTFO
I rocked B23R dual wield for days until I discovered it was almost as bad as KRAP-40 dual wield in terms of pussy levels.
1263
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:05:24 AM »
Whoa, I forgot all about that part.
I need to replay I and II again..
1264
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:03:58 AM »
Two hit kill up close
Two hit kill at a distance
Best handgun
KAP-40 is for pussies
Prove me wrong
Protip: You can't
1265
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:02:43 AM »
tfw I waited too long and Harper shot him for me
1266
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:34:48 AM »
>"forum weapon"
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to remove your autism
Hey, I was just looking for that quote. It's not my fault the uploader is autistic.
1267
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:32:33 AM »
1268
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:51:51 AM »
 This image is visually similar to Sanic shit according to Google Just FYI
1269
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:49:17 AM »
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« on: January 12, 2015, 12:44:34 AM »
Fockin' yanks.
1271
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:51:12 PM »
You could an hero instead.
1272
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:54:43 PM »
uh... would you rather have to destroy a car with one touch, or able to perfectly repair any car?
(you will always destroy the car no matter what, unless you can manage to not touch it with your fingers, and you can only repair a car if it hinders driving. like, you can fix a car that lost its steering wheel but not if it lost its back window.)
Can I wear gloves in order to drive the car normally?
no
you cant drive anymore
I think I'll stick to being a normal non-car-altering person, thank you very much.
But if I have to choose one I'll go with repairing cars.
If I accidentally destroy a car can I repair it afterwards? Or does destroying the car remove it from existence?
yes. if you destroy it, it'll simply turn into hunks of junk that you can eventually put back together
Oh, so it's not magically repairing it. Huh.
Can I get a wrecked car from a junkyard and then perfectly repair it to sell it? How will I repair it without destroying it?
wait wait i got confused
OK, so if you go with the repair option, it will be magical, like a new steering wheel will magically spawn out of nowhere
you can get a junkyard car if you want to
you have to pick either destroy or repair, you cant have both
i think that sould clear up confusion
Oh, I see. Yeah, I'd go with repairing cars.
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« on: January 11, 2015, 07:34:36 PM »
uh... would you rather have to destroy a car with one touch, or able to perfectly repair any car?
(you will always destroy the car no matter what, unless you can manage to not touch it with your fingers, and you can only repair a car if it hinders driving. like, you can fix a car that lost its steering wheel but not if it lost its back window.)
Can I wear gloves in order to drive the car normally?
no
you cant drive anymore
I think I'll stick to being a normal non-car-altering person, thank you very much.
But if I have to choose one I'll go with repairing cars.
If I accidentally destroy a car can I repair it afterwards? Or does destroying the car remove it from existence?
yes. if you destroy it, it'll simply turn into hunks of junk that you can eventually put back together
Oh, so it's not magically repairing it. Huh. Can I get a wrecked car from a junkyard and then perfectly repair it to sell it? How will I repair it without destroying it?
1274
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:31:17 PM »
Am I a man? Or a boy?
You're a man. ...a Rocketman.
1275
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:31:04 PM »
uh... would you rather have to destroy a car with one touch, or able to perfectly repair any car?
(you will always destroy the car no matter what, unless you can manage to not touch it with your fingers, and you can only repair a car if it hinders driving. like, you can fix a car that lost its steering wheel but not if it lost its back window.)
Can I wear gloves in order to drive the car normally?
no
you cant drive anymore
I think I'll stick to being a normal non-car-altering person, thank you very much. But if I have to choose one I'll go with repairing cars. If I accidentally destroy a car can I repair it afterwards? Or does destroying the car remove it from existence?
1276
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:18:16 PM »
uh... would you rather have to destroy a car with one touch, or able to perfectly repair any car?
(you will always destroy the car no matter what, unless you can manage to not touch it with your fingers, and you can only repair a car if it hinders driving. like, you can fix a car that lost its steering wheel but not if it lost its back window.)
Can I wear gloves in order to drive the car normally?
1277
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:02:06 PM »
This reminds me that I should take that bounty hunter online certification test sometime.
Nice meme x2
1278
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:58:31 PM »
When were you diagnosed with autism?
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't. That doesn't erase the possibility, however. In fact, I'd be surprised if I wasn't autistic.
When are you gonna ask a non-autistic question, my friend?
When were you diagnosed with aspergers?
Nice meme 
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« on: January 11, 2015, 06:51:29 PM »
When were you diagnosed with autism?
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't. That doesn't erase the possibility, however. In fact, I'd be surprised if I wasn't autistic. When are you gonna ask a non-autistic question, my friend?
1280
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:48:20 PM »
1281
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:05:09 PM »
1282
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:04:07 PM »
At least we can all take comfort knowing that we're not Kinder.
How the hell do you even afford internet?
How the hell are you not bant yet?
1283
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
Have a username called TheOneTrueDesticle
1284
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:49:52 PM »
I'll be honest, I like this one much better. Mine was more fratire but this is how to actually not be a faggot
Yours was lame.
Thanks m8.
1285
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:48:29 PM »
1286
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:46:18 PM »
I'll be honest, I like this one much better. Mine was more fratire but this is how to actually not be a faggot
1287
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:44:22 PM »
Hell yeah.
1288
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:42:53 PM »
You fucked up.
You should've kept the story the same as Kinder's, but shown him how it didn't need to be so fucking beta.
This is the same story and what I did in this true-to-life scenario. No joke.
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« on: January 11, 2015, 05:41:06 PM »
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« on: January 11, 2015, 05:40:27 PM »
Tomorrow I go back to college. I didn't bother to look at anything on Blackboard because that's for pussies. So anyway I went to class and saw this smoking hot girl I met a few years ago. Now here's where it gets good.
About 2 years ago, I went camping with my parents and my parent's friends/their family. This girl I mentioned is their daughter. She was shy initially but I'm so fucking alpha that she immediately fell for me and I banged her the same night we met. Got her number like a pro and we started dating. It wasn't my first time dating and it definitely wasn't the first time I had been out with a girl by myself. I mean, who hasn't been out with a girl by themselves before? Fucking amateurs, that's who. Our parents didn't approve but I didn't give a shit. We ended up having a great year or so together before I left her to join the army so I could kill some fucking terrorists.
So it's been two years and we now have the same class. Oh, and not any class. A lab course where people have to work with each other to complete assignments. Does that sound daunting? Of course not. I'm not a fucking loser. Anyway, I'm gonna probably pair up with her and most likely bang her bent over the lab table like a fucking pro.
Questions?
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