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« on: January 13, 2015, 02:31:50 PM »
Halo 3 Bubble Shield was one of my favorite things ever.
That's a drop shield gif though, fgt.
But that's from a Halo 3 commercial before the Drop Shield was a thing.
Yeah, yeah. Alright. Shows how much I know about Halo.
1232
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:18:12 PM »
Halo 3 Bubble Shield was one of my favorite things ever.
That's a drop shield gif though, fgt.
1233
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:15:42 PM »
As it's been said, with a high post count, you'll get there before anyone else will. You will become practically immune to downvotes.
Nerf Kinder's drop shield. Make downvotes matter.
1234
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:12:34 PM »
In response to the OP:
Nobody gives a shit.
1235
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:11:45 PM »
Really? Over just what lemon did?
I did nothing
Holy shit, Lemön Your avatars always match your shit perfectly. This time it was Nick Frost with an axe. So good. EDIT: OI M8 THE OTHER ONE IS SIMON PEGG HRRRRNG SO GOOD
1236
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:23:01 PM »
This man is too based. I'm sorry.
Additionally, Brianna Wu is a scumfuck even more than before.
1237
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:02:13 PM »
1238
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:58:20 AM »
How can they have a sequel when they never finished the first one?
1239
« on: January 12, 2015, 11:48:28 PM »
Never understood the attraction of that gelatinous shit.
That is a perfect booty. Camnator's shit is too blubbery.
1240
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:39:05 PM »
I was trying to get the M1911 in BF3 as the only ways to get it are now passed so I contacted support.
Holy shit. The guy I talked to was actually extremely knowledgeable and helpful and he got me the M1911 in addition to a coupon in the end.
I wouldn't have expected such a turnaround from EA a year or two ago in their service department or even with their public image. Origin is a lot more usable and I get free games every month. Cool stuff. I really am digging the new EA.
I mean, BF4 was still shit and Hardline's beta was kind of awful but they've come a long way.
1241
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:40:22 PM »
It was just there for me.
If you're a Battlefield Veteran you get it automatically but despite having five Battlefield games linked to my Origin account, it just won't work.
1242
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:31:11 PM »
Back when Gun Club was still active, I just registered my shit there and got the 1911 on my PS3 account but I don't know how to get it on PC now that Gun Club is dead.
Any of you fags know?
(Move to Gaming if you want)
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« on: January 12, 2015, 04:01:23 PM »
That one was made using a circle tool, therefore it is of heresy.
It's pretty obvious it wasn't
Look at it again. It was clearly made with a circle tool. Polandball is supposed to be hand-drawn is my point although I still lol'd anyway. It's a stickler thing and doesn't matter that much.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »
That one was made using a circle tool, therefore it is of heresy.
1245
« on: January 12, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »
Eh, I already posted this but I'll go again for the lulz. 
1246
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:52:52 PM »
>pascal's wager
>ever being a legitimate fucking argument
In a hypothetical world where there is only one religion it would be.
DAS, you don't understand. Christianity is the only religion. It's either that or yer goin' straight to hell /s
1247
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:50:29 PM »
I'll have you know that I own 4 Gjallahorns and have about 500 hours in the game.
You poor soul.
1248
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:41:22 PM »
inb4 why are you using Facebook
1249
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:40:56 PM »
So on Facebook I'm in a group for Utah-based gamer folk. About three months ago, I stopped posting to the group because of the extreme toxicity of its members. Most of these toxic members are dudes in their thirties. They're also all huge Desticles. Anyway, I made the following post this morning to try to break the ice: I thought these Destiny guys might get a kick out of it. Well, did you notice that the post has nearly a hundred comments in one hour? You bet your ass they didn't get a kick out of it. They were appalled that I was talking about about their sacred game. Anyway, this bullfuck went on for over an hour. Desticles spewing diarrhea of the mind all over each other and jerking off with it. Of course, until this God Among Men came along: Immediately after that post was made, 90% of those dipshits just gave up. It's true that most of the nearly 100 comments were made by thirty to forty-year-old grown-ass men with wives and families. They're arguing with a college student over a really shitty game. The work of a Desticle is never done. Spoiler This isn't normal.
But on Destiny it is.
Destiny. Not even once.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:25:43 PM »
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:51:37 AM »
"Suffer With Me" was easily one of the most intense levels in CoD as a whole.
I never played CoD4, okay?
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:42:09 AM »
"Suffer With Me" was easily one of the most intense levels in CoD as a whole.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:40:06 AM »
Executioner 
There's a special place in hell for you
Dual wield gold executioners and a hello kitty riot shield.
Come at me naggerman.
What do you play on?
You could be a good candidate to help pull off the strat.
Well it's more used to play now, but it was on the 360 <.<
I own it on every system *except* the 360. lel The strat involves rolling people with stupid loadouts BTW. Riot shield and a shotgun generally.
1254
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:37:54 AM »
Executioner
There's a special place in hell for you
Dual wield gold executioners and a hello kitty riot shield.
Come at me naggerman.
What do you play on? You could be a good candidate to help pull off the strat.
1255
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:37:14 AM »
CZ-75 w/ Full Auto attachment  4-shot kill FTW
1256
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:36:44 AM »
PDW57
Black Ops I, not II. Good choice though
1257
« on: January 12, 2015, 02:26:56 AM »
Gold combat knife. I saw there were knife camos and jumped on that shit. Ran the combat knife only for four solid days and it was the best shit I've done in the year 2025.
Holy shit I was already thinking of saying gold combat knife before clicking on this thread 
<3
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:20:36 AM »
Executioner
Holy shit. I have a friend who only runs the Executioner. He literally refuses to use anything else except to get gold on every other handgun specifically so he could get Diamond for his Executioner. Crazy dude.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:12:47 AM »
M8A1 because that gun is a fucking monster
Right on. AN-94
You and everyone else. My dad unlocked Gold on that thing first, man.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:11:41 AM »
B23R or GTFO
I rocked B23R dual wield for days until I discovered it was almost as bad as KRAP-40 dual wield in terms of pussy levels.
The Tac-45 does dicks for damage.
The B23R is the best pistol in the game and that's a god dammed fact.
Whatchu talkin bout, nigga? Tac-45 does 55 fucking damage out to 10 meters. Players in the year 2025 have 100 HP. That's a two hit kill, fucko. B23R is spam city. Tac-45 takes precision. You know it's true.
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